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The BESH Eurovision Song Contest eva

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eurochick · 13/04/2012 13:56

Asseyez-vous mes amies and ready yourselves for the BESH Eurovision contest ever. Get ready with your Central European fashion, transvestites and inability to sing anything in tune. Get ready to rip your skirts off and leave your other halves no option but to make their mind up (do you see what I did there?) to get down to some swi and do your best not to think of Terry Wogan at any point in the proceedings. Finally, get ready to yell ?nul points? at the evil Droid should it dare to make an appearance.

Newbies, approach in high euro-camp mode, find and complete the BESHtionnaire to let us judge whether you are cynical and menkul enough to join us.

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blonderthanred · 24/04/2012 20:03

Hello you sechsy Rulvakians.

I am still lurking, hopefully still diffed. Leetle scare yesterday but have seen doc & having scan Thurs so fingers toes and all else crossed. Have been poorly sick all weekend with aggressive coughing sneezing and noseblowing so pliz pliz let it just be that. Was mess yesterday but feeling much more positive today.

Looking forward to some excellent Clomid results soon from you all. Fwiw my swi pattern was 2-3 days throughout cycle with week of everyday when I thought I was oving. But I know there's no magic formula.

Btw what happened to the newbies?

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 24/04/2012 19:19

These things are sent to try us euro :( well done for getting in touch with your friend.

Northey · 24/04/2012 19:19

So you have decided on Rulvakia, then.

You sound really glum, euro :(

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eurochick · 24/04/2012 19:08

At least instadiff friend lives in Oz now so I won't have to be contfronted with the bump. I was doing so well. I even managed to ask preggers-after-IVF-friend-with-bump if she wanted to go shopping this weekend yesterday.

I like Norfy's topological description of Rulvakia.

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Northey · 24/04/2012 18:49

Poor euro, yes, she can whip her medals out and judge.

lovesLemonDrizzleCake · 24/04/2012 18:46

Correction: a Rulvish day, of course.

lovesLemonDrizzleCake · 24/04/2012 18:46

I think the Lord High Commisioneress - as sinking did not remember Rulvlakia and euro is having a rubbish day...

Northey · 24/04/2012 18:44

Who should rule on this matter? The Lord High Commissioneress (feathery hats = great wisdom)? Or sinky as founder?

lovesLemonDrizzleCake · 24/04/2012 18:34

sinking you made Rulvakia up yourself. I understand the confusion brought by slight misspellings, but really you are responsible Wink

lovesLemonDrizzleCake · 24/04/2012 18:33

Just for consistency's sake, I thought I should add that our BESH country was called Rulvakia on page 15. Just checking out its origins on page 14 now...

lovesLemonDrizzleCake · 24/04/2012 18:31

I am sorry euro, it is just not fair. I really don't do well with unexpected diffness.

As to Ruvlakia (was that its name on the last page). I was thinking of endless depressing forests. But that might be me (or my current state of mind).

Yay for the iphone, faith and well done for setting it up, at least partially!

Northey · 24/04/2012 18:26

Is there no wifi in your current place? Are you well enough to nip out and use free wifi in a coffee shop or something? I know that's a bit difficult when you're off sick (for actual physical reasons as well as presentational ones).

What sort of a land is Ruvlakia? I'm thinking it needs to include barren and inhospitable-looking mountains which miraculously burst into beautiful and fertile flower every spring. Metaphor, do you see?

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 24/04/2012 18:21

Yes, we will have a BESH only pregnancy bylaw.
Phone would be better with wifi. Cannot download any apps as yet. Generally good though!

sinkingflameofhilarity · 24/04/2012 18:21

Bit of a xpost. Again.

Know the feeling euro. Delighted. No really. But don't talk to me right now.

Is that the emotion?

sinkingflameofhilarity · 24/04/2012 18:18

Bloody hell. I do a day at work and come back to a whole new besh nation!

Im sure we can work out some way of vetting potential baybee makers in Rulvakia. Obv won't cut out all our friends, who we are happy for really, just not right now, but could make inroads into all those undeserving of a diff.

How's the phone fee?

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 24/04/2012 17:56

Ah clearly didn't see euro's post properly. Think I need the MN app for the iPhone, the mobile site doesn't work very well on t'iphone.

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eurochick · 24/04/2012 17:54

This is someone who had very severe anorexia (she was hospitalised for it) when she was younger. I wouldn't wish subfertility on her (or anyone) but I wouldn't have expected a surprise instadiff either in her circumstances. Or am I just bitter and twisted? Oh, and she's also older than me.

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Northey · 24/04/2012 17:35

I was responding to euro, really, but I do share her woe in general.

How is iPhone looking?

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 24/04/2012 17:33

iPhone has arrived and I have set it up a bit!
norf I'd like to simply get off the world for a while. Is it t'other place causing your woe? Or RL people?

Northey · 24/04/2012 16:28

I wish the whole world could be struck with temporary infertility, just until the BESH catch up, I must say.

Northey · 24/04/2012 16:26
Northey · 24/04/2012 16:26

I have to confess I don't entirely know what one is. It may be a ceremonial clog, or a dress or a peephole bra for all I know.

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eurochick · 24/04/2012 16:21

OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!!!

(That was me in my new role as Lord High Commissioneress of Rulvakia reacting to the announcement of a "surprise" second pregnancy of one of my old yooni mates. Sigh.)

PS - nice dirndle.

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Northey · 24/04/2012 16:14

Good point. Possibly I shall rock the buxom, dirndl-wearing look instead then.

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eurochick · 24/04/2012 13:53

I can just imagine what the wogan would have to say about you in lederhosen, norfy.

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