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The BESH Eurovision Song Contest eva

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eurochick · 13/04/2012 13:56

Asseyez-vous mes amies and ready yourselves for the BESH Eurovision contest ever. Get ready with your Central European fashion, transvestites and inability to sing anything in tune. Get ready to rip your skirts off and leave your other halves no option but to make their mind up (do you see what I did there?) to get down to some swi and do your best not to think of Terry Wogan at any point in the proceedings. Finally, get ready to yell ?nul points? at the evil Droid should it dare to make an appearance.

Newbies, approach in high euro-camp mode, find and complete the BESHtionnaire to let us judge whether you are cynical and menkul enough to join us.

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HaveALittleFaithBaby · 28/04/2012 19:54

I've just told him and he's got pissy with me because I didn't say anything earlier. I explained I shouldn't have to Hmm God, why do men need everything spelt out for them?!
cavey we'll be here for you! Enjoy The Voice and the curry in the mean time!

Northey · 28/04/2012 19:51

I know that feeling, cavelina. I "accidentally" failed to buy a stick earlier for that very reason.

Northey · 28/04/2012 19:50

Angry at MSB for leaving you to hang it out without help when you are not well.

Feel a bit blee now from an excess of chicken dhansak. I dare say I will still force down the cola bottles. And then convince myself tat any resultant nausea is actually because I am diffed.

CaveMum · 28/04/2012 19:48

Evening all, I'm sat here watching The Voice while HWHNN orders a takeaway curry.
I'm feeling a bit nervous about POASing tomorrow. Part of me thinks I'd rather see droid than yet another BFN.

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 28/04/2012 19:46

I've still had to hang it on the airer without help and went ballistic at him because he tapped me on the arse which I generally don't mind but with the pain it's sending pain right through me. I've told him once Hmm Somehow I don't think he'll make the same mistake again! I also made a comment about the piling up beer bottles: 'We're not playing ker-plunk!' hormones are making me Angry!
Dinner sounds yum norfey. I'm having a fake pie and chips!

Northey · 28/04/2012 19:22

Oh God, the clothes on the floor Well done for being strong.

I have eaten half a tub of ice cream while my curry simmers, and I have got fizzy cola bottles for later. I think the pinkness is increasing and I think I must be doing pre-droid overeating.

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 28/04/2012 18:52

I think you deserve a glass of wine euro. It's been a tough week! I would if I could. I have not had a drink for about 8 weeks now :( not evrn fizzy pop. I have developed a bit of an addiction to Co-op tropical juice and Tesco summer fruits both made from concentrate and chock full of sugar Have one for me!
No something is definitely wrong. I have obviously finished the eclair sweets and a large bag of chocolate raisins this morning but this afternoon I have snacked on a satsuma and more recently, ........ Carrot sticks Hmm
Now be proud and encourage me in my mission. Last week I told MSB only clothes that made it into the washing basket. Not the washing basket as he sees it the floor. I have been strong all week - stepping over the stuff on the floor, I will not, must not! pick them up. So I just Put a load of washing on and left the stuff around the bed! I must remain strong! Grin

eurochick · 28/04/2012 17:57

You cannot be properly pre-droidal Faif if you are choosing to snack on fruit. Please don't tell me you had to pass some chocolate to reach it too!

I am home now (and some what soggy). KFZK has been to the local farmers' market and acquired a giant turbot for dinner. Yummerz. I am debating with self whether or not to have some wine with it. I had made a bargain with myself not to drink until this cycle was over (and the fat lady/droid hasn't quite sung yet), but I figure I should probably get some practice in before France next weekend. Hmm. Decisions, decisions.

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HaveALittleFaithBaby · 28/04/2012 17:24

See where would we be without MN? Thinking we were on our own with the menkulling?! Thinking this behaviour is anything but normal?
I am worried about myself, I just chose to snack on fruit!

Northey · 28/04/2012 17:14

I may also have done a sneaky cigar earlier, fee Blush

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 28/04/2012 16:59

Ah I have toffee popcorn, Tis addictive Grin
I have now arrived at the delightful point of obsessive knicker checking, cigarette loo roll trialling to see if I'm spotting yet I'm not I really hate this stage!

Northey · 28/04/2012 16:52

M&S midget gems were te best ever. It was a TRAGEDY, i tell you, when they discontinued them.

FriendofDorothy · 28/04/2012 16:51

Oh, I want midget gems now.

eurochick · 28/04/2012 16:45

That qualifies as weird? Oh.

Wink
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HaveALittleFaithBaby · 28/04/2012 16:10

I reckon we've all got our major little weird habits pre-droid. I particularly enjoy spending hours searching through FF charts to see ones like mine.

Northey · 28/04/2012 15:58

Poor mad euro. Such a sad end for a once fine mind.

I really want pic n mix too now. And films.

eurochick · 28/04/2012 15:53

Pah @ "verging on derangement". I have driven over the verge, smashed through the crash barriers and landed in the front garden of derangement.

(I might also have had too much sugar this afternoon Wink ) there is an old fashioned sweet shop near my office and my PMT sugar cravings just drove me to go out in search of pick n mix! I can feel my teeth dissolving as I type...

I'm still at work Faih althought probably not for too much longer. Slobbing out sounds awesome. I can't wait for next weekend. I shall be slobbing out, a la Frenchie.

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HaveALittleFaithBaby · 28/04/2012 15:49

euro are you home yet?

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 28/04/2012 15:46

Er norf that's a menkul step too far. Sorry to hear about the spotting. Nil points for that! :(
I've had a pleasant distraction of droppings sick note off a work rock n roll, going to a big warehouse store (but not buying anything) and then getting all the American Pie films for a weekend marathon. Weather's too pants to do anything outside. After all that activity Hmm I am shattered so slobbing out suits me nicely!

Northey · 28/04/2012 15:38

euro, you have been in the office too long and are clearly verging on derangement :o

Mine always used to be easily identifiable as well - brown tinging, then heavy red flow. But since the ectopic pregnancy it has been totally inconsistent. So I can't even get excited about the unusualness. Though it was quite an odd shade of pink.

eurochick · 28/04/2012 15:34

See that would get me excited () because I have only ever had pink bleeding once and that was the cycle when I had my possible chem preg. My AF always starts brown but very quickly turns red.

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Northey · 28/04/2012 15:27

V faint pink tinging on paper so I expect that's it for another cycle then. I suppose I could waste an hour googling the precise shade of people's implantation bleeds, but I think that's just slightly too rank.

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 28/04/2012 12:38

Oh I meant to say cavey I luff that 50s style and it would suit my curves, sad it's not easily achievable these days :(

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 28/04/2012 12:37

I get you euro. You're well entitled to a few days wallowing. I'm all over the place myself but if course I've not been through the more technical approach to baybee making...
The activity is helping me keep my mind off things too much. I've even cleaned all the sooty residue crap off my piano which I've been meaning to do for a week. I also was over a hour due to take my painkillers before the pain kicked in. I actually think I might be on the mend?!
norf MSB is much the same with clothes! Drives me crackers. At least the living room smells fresh.

CaveMum · 28/04/2012 12:21

Back from dance lesson (waltz and quickstep today) and now vegging on the sofa watching "How To Marry a Millionnaire" on Film4. I wish I could look as glam as Marilyn/Lauren/Betty Envy. I luff the 50s look, but it is far too dressy these days.

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