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When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

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The Rat Smacketeers will all get BFP's this month and we are Brooking No Argument!

930 replies

TheLittleFriend · 17/03/2012 15:58

See a Rat. Smack it.

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ScarlettInSpace · 29/03/2012 17:19

I've been referred for ivf Shock
Not what I was expecting at all Shock

He said no reason is obvious why I can't conceive naturally but they can't tell really what state the inside of of the tube is in and the history of ectopic and the fact I'm 35 means do not pass go do not collect £200, fast-track straight through to an IVF referral. He said keep on trying in the meantime, will prob be 12 weeks before I hear anything, and that usually just sending the letter off results in a pregnancy but thats not the point...

I keep filling up it's very silly Sad

shinyblackgrape · 29/03/2012 17:07

Imps - do you live in C'shire as in like the cheese one?!! So do I! I thought you lived in London!

NoMaybeAboutIt · 29/03/2012 16:53

Imps I would love to, but my good lap top is dead and for some reason I couldn't get the back up one to bluetooth properly. I will try again aftet puppy school

Imps7 · 29/03/2012 16:50

I now have a second spot on my chin. I can't take it any more - I just want this baby out of me.

You could post a picture of your faint lines Maybe so we can provide our expert opinion...

GenericDietCola · 29/03/2012 16:49

Hee hee!

NoMaybeAboutIt · 29/03/2012 16:44

Oooh, touche Generic Grin

GenericDietCola · 29/03/2012 16:40

Maybe if you can't wait to see two lines, perhaps you could do some peeing yourself?

BeedleTheBard · 29/03/2012 16:34

pee not pre

NoMaybeAboutIt · 29/03/2012 16:33

Oooh, Beedle I can't wait!

Well done Generic I was somewhat off the mark on I spy!

BeedleTheBard · 29/03/2012 16:30

indeed I am, not sure there'll be any stick action tonight, but definitely in the morning with some nice concentrated pre

GenericDietCola · 29/03/2012 16:28

M on the left. What's my prize for I-Spy?

Beeeeedle! You must PIAWRIAR asap (pee in a wetroom in a ramekin)

Imps7 · 29/03/2012 16:23

Sorry Beedle you were too slow. Good effort though.

Am I right in thinking you're heading back to the pee sticks home tonight?

Imps7 · 29/03/2012 16:22

YES!! Well done Generic!

Is that M on the left, or M on the right??

Bartlet I aspire to knowing clever medical people - as yet I know none! I therefore think we're safe!

BeedleTheBard · 29/03/2012 16:21

spotting stopped again :o

cycle jacket?

BartletForAmerica · 29/03/2012 16:19

Oh dear, Imps, what if we know each other in real life? Worse, what if we know each other in real life and don't like each other?

GenericDietCola · 29/03/2012 16:17

Oh bugger just had to go and give a presentation and missed all the I-Spy fun!

Imps yes I know you live in C'shire and specifically in the city of C and my sister lives there too. Barlet lives there too?! Blimey! I do love that place though. Mind you, you all know where I live don't you? M in case you had forgotten.

CJ = cycling jacket?

Imps7 · 29/03/2012 16:12

No, no and no Maybe.

I'll give you a clue - I wear it when I'm working on my buns of steel.

NoMaybeAboutIt · 29/03/2012 15:56

Gah, if DH has visited even!

NoMaybeAboutIt · 29/03/2012 15:51

Good luck Scarlett

Cj you say imps crotheted jockstraps? Cranberry juice? Cream of the jersey variety?

I loved my hour of science. I now feel all clever. It won't last long!

Bartlet that's great news!! Have you given DH a heads up Wink

Who wanted to know about spunk? If I'm honest I don't root around for it if 5: has 'visited' I once made a bit of a mess of the floor Blush

McPopcornMouseNFries · 29/03/2012 15:40

My god this week is DRAGGING. Thanks crunchie for upcoming bank holiday weekends and short working weeks, eh?

McPopcornMouseNFries · 29/03/2012 15:09

Yes beedle my temps dropped too, you're still in the game! :o

Good luck scarlett - and, what Imps said :)

ScarlettInSpace · 29/03/2012 15:00

I just remembered I have meeting with consultant at 1530 Blush to go through hycosy & SA results [even though we know what they are already] so toodle pip

Imps7 · 29/03/2012 14:45

No, no, no and no Grin

BeedleTheBard · 29/03/2012 14:43

bartlet I live here (in Sweden not Ikea!)

imps cervical jelly, crusty jeans, cream jumper, chocolate somethingbeginningwithj

Imps7 · 29/03/2012 14:36

Okay, my turn.

I spy with my little eye something beginning with CJ.

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