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The Rat Smacketeers will all get BFP's this month and we are Brooking No Argument!

930 replies

TheLittleFriend · 17/03/2012 15:58

See a Rat. Smack it.

OP posts:
BeedleTheBard · 30/03/2012 16:51

It says I may rely on smacking a rat this month :o

ScarlettInSpace · 30/03/2012 16:51

Who is getting kfc for tea tonight then??

ScarlettInSpace · 30/03/2012 16:49

I agree with bartlet - for 15 year old geeks you all pretend to be very good company!

BartletForAmerica · 30/03/2012 16:47

You know, for a bunch of imaginary friends, you have managed to make me laugh. I was feeling all sorry for myself. The name and photos of the Other Baby have been released on FB, as I know from a concerned phone call from my mother. But this has cheered me up no end.

Imps7 · 30/03/2012 16:45

Ooh the magic 8 ball is coming up with some answers that is making me doubt a number of you...

ScarlettInSpace · 30/03/2012 16:45

WHO IS THE RAT THEN???? I WANT TO KNOW NOW!!!

Grin
BartletForAmerica · 30/03/2012 16:44

This is my favourite disclaimer that I've seen in a while:

"Note we take no responsibility for actions taken as a result of the Magic 8-ball answers. This site is for entertainment purposes only."

Imps7 · 30/03/2012 16:42

I liked these 3:

Will I be in a relationship by April?
Will I be in a relationship by May?
Will I be in a relationship by the beginning of May? [my emphasis added]

Someone is clearly desperate to be in a relationship as soon as possible!

GenericDietCola · 30/03/2012 16:42

Oh crikey Bartlet!

GenericDietCola · 30/03/2012 16:41

Scarlett that is genius! And they so would put out!

BartletForAmerica · 30/03/2012 16:41

"is MN a GSCE project by some spotty 15 year olds?"

It is decidedly so.

GenericDietCola · 30/03/2012 16:41

Oh God am I just talking to a load of spotty kids? Yikes!

ScarlettInSpace · 30/03/2012 16:40

I just interfered with the J & E saga Blush

BartletForAmerica · 30/03/2012 16:39

Has someone just asked "is it a girl?" from here?!

ScarlettInSpace · 30/03/2012 16:39

One day it will probably transpire that MN is run as a social experiment by spotty 15yr GSCE students. With spots. Hmm

BartletForAmerica · 30/03/2012 16:38

"am I going to get pregnant next month?"

Signs point to yes.

"are the rat smackers real?"

My reply is no.

GenericDietCola · 30/03/2012 16:38

I know, just went and saw that! I love the ones that keep asking the same question until they get the answer they wanted!

ScarlettInSpace · 30/03/2012 16:36

Someone has asked a lot of questions about 'J' lol

GenericDietCola · 30/03/2012 16:36

Well I'm real. Don't know about the others though.

ScarlettInSpace · 30/03/2012 16:34

Oooh The 8 ball has confirmed I will get diffed this year Grin

Unfortunately it doesn't seem to think you are all real though Hmm

Imps7 · 30/03/2012 16:24

Ooh, apparently "it is certain" that my shit colleagues will get me a leaving present. Can't wait to get my £2.50 Boots voucher.

GenericDietCola · 30/03/2012 16:13

How dare the 8 ball not tell you Pop!

Imps7 · 30/03/2012 15:55

No worries Stasi - I didn't think you that did think that I thought that but thought I would clarify in case anyone else thought that I thought that Confused :)

(But yes, your guesses were rubbish Grin Grin)

Stasi · 30/03/2012 15:50

Sorry Imps, I didn't mean to imply that you don't think graduates are part of the thread! I was just embarrassed at making the same mistake twice. Blush

McPopcornMouseNFries · 30/03/2012 15:45

"Is it a boy?" "Better not to tell you now" Hmm Angry :o

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