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The Rat Smacketeers will all get BFP's this month and we are Brooking No Argument!

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TheLittleFriend · 17/03/2012 15:58

See a Rat. Smack it.

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Imps7 · 29/03/2012 10:21

Whims has a faint line too?

Biscuitsandtea · 29/03/2012 10:19

Maybe you have ten tests!! You can certainly spare one today or at least tomorrow morning? Your preggo brain is clearly confusing you if you're looking at a line and still not believing it!

farfallarocks · 29/03/2012 10:10

maybe a line is a line, there is only one test for you at that stage at that is first response or superdrug early ones. Go girl, I can;t take the stress, we need to KNOW

GenericDietCola · 29/03/2012 10:09

Whim a shadow you say... you are going to be able to confirm very soon too methinks.

What an exciting day!

GenericDietCola · 29/03/2012 10:08

Hello Cupcakes hope you are OK.

Oh yeah Maybe we know each other and all the people from TOWIE! Ooh did you grow up there - maybe we went to the same school (although I recall you are young so I had probably growed up and left home by the time you went there). Er and no it is not acceptable to leave it a few days - you have 10 tests so you can afford to break one out TODAY. I did have a name for as-yet-unconceived-DD but I cannot remember it. I woke up feeling all weird like I'd forgotten something. I'm sure it will come true in 9 months' time.

whimsicalname · 29/03/2012 10:07

Morning. maybe you work in a lab. Can't you find a way to test yourself?

Fwiw, none of my actual pregnancies have shown up as very strong lines.

Still no af here. I did poas at 4am, but was neg but when I fished it out of the bin looked later, there might have been shadow.

No real symptoms to report mind.

McPopcornMouseNFries · 29/03/2012 09:58

I don't think you can get false positives on peesticks??

NoMaybeAboutIt · 29/03/2012 09:56
NoMaybeAboutIt · 29/03/2012 09:55

Imps I am just too scared of a BFN plus those posh sticks are bloomin expensive Maybe the pee sticks are broken?

What does my chart say?

Imps7 · 29/03/2012 09:51

Oh, could you post a link to your chart?

Imps7 · 29/03/2012 09:51

NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! A few more days???

I was planning on giving you a few more hours at most.

NoMaybeAboutIt · 29/03/2012 09:49
NoMaybeAboutIt · 29/03/2012 09:48

I'm here Imps Grin

Got stuck on the tube!

I already have a tein pack of those newfangdangled piss sticks at home. Though I hear they are less sensitive, so am saving them for a few more days. FF says I am 11 DPO today, so still early.

Generic you do realise that because we have both lived near Tiptree, we must know each other Grin (I get asked all the time whether I know the people in TOWIE. Actually, no I don't, I am far more classy than them) Wink

Generic that dream is in fact a premonition. Did you have a name?

Beedle DH and I were actually talking about those walkmans the other day! How you had to be careful not to rewind it too much, or you'd wear the batteries down, and would have to wind it using a pencil Grin I too am looking at an IPad2, plus I get a student discount! Winner!

Imps7 · 29/03/2012 09:47

WHERE THE FLIPPIN' FLOP ARE YOU MAYBE?????????????

CupcakesAndCocktails · 29/03/2012 09:46

OH MY GOD!!! Maybe you are most definitely preggo!!!! Can't wait for the official confirmation.

Sorry for the radio silence, I've promised DH no MN in the 2ww. However I had a feeling that today was going to be a historical day for the rat smackers Grin

Btw Pop fantastic news about your scan. I'm so pleased all is well.

Right I'm back to lurking. Lots of love and brooking to all the smacketeers.

McPopcornMouseNFries · 29/03/2012 09:35

Btw, I always found when I got super faint lines on internet cheapy OPKs, I'd get lovely strong lines on "proper" ones. So you must be preggers, maybe - tis the law

McPopcornMouseNFries · 29/03/2012 09:34

Totally up the duff, Imps & generic!

MAAAAAYYYYYYBEEEEEEEE! POAproperS!

GenericDietCola · 29/03/2012 09:30

OMG Imps we are both so preggo with dreams like that!

Come ON Maybe I actually have work to do but I can't until I've read the words 'Pregnant 1-2 weeks'.

Imps7 · 29/03/2012 09:28

WHERE ARE YOU MAYBE? You'd better bloody well be in Boots otherwise there'll be hell to pay.

BeedleTheBard · 29/03/2012 09:27

maybe maybe is out buying more peesticks Grin

Imps7 · 29/03/2012 09:26

WHERE ARE YOU MAYBE??

Imps7 · 29/03/2012 09:25

I wasn't actually pregnant though.

Imps7 · 29/03/2012 09:25

Generic that is a pregnancy dream!!!

I had one too three nights ago - I was in hospital and the nurse midwife (who wearing an orange dress) told me to go home as I was not in active labour. I wasn't actually pregnancy though. Then I left the hospital and there were three men on the ground writhing in agony because their brains had come out of their head. People were wrapping their heads in clingfilm to preserve the brains.

Bloody hell, I am so preggo.

WHERE ARE YOU MAYBE? I insist that you report in every 2.5 minutes with an update.

GenericDietCola · 29/03/2012 09:20

Shall I get my Mum to drop you one off Maybe?

GenericDietCola · 29/03/2012 09:19

OMG I forgot to tell you I had a dream last night that I was in labour and I gave birth to an 8lb 8oz baby girl and she was beautiful. A premonition? I think so and I will brook no bloody argument!