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The Rat Smacketeers will all get BFP's this month and we are Brooking No Argument!

930 replies

TheLittleFriend · 17/03/2012 15:58

See a Rat. Smack it.

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Imps7 · 29/03/2012 14:34

SWI every day...ahh, if only I knew what that was like

I differentiate in 2 ways:

  1. EWCM is stretchy; jizz isn't;
  2. Leftover jizz usually disappears by about lunchtime; EWCM lasts all day.
BartletForAmerica · 29/03/2012 14:34

Are you in Sweden or do you work in Ikea, Beedle? I almost got engaged to a Swede, so I learnt some, but I don't know how to write it.

BeedleTheBard · 29/03/2012 14:32

you win imps, it was actually Swedish People but you're close enough Grin

BartletForAmerica · 29/03/2012 14:31

Sweaty People?
Sugar Pies?

ScarlettInSpace · 29/03/2012 14:31

ooooh oooh I have a 'all friends together' TMI question...

When you are SWI'ing every day [sometimes a bit more] how do you distinguish CM from ummmmm leftover S Blush I think I have got a bit confused in the past Blush

BartletForAmerica · 29/03/2012 14:30

Does anyone know what Beedle does then?

Imps7 · 29/03/2012 14:30

Ah! Got it! Scandinavian People!

BeedleTheBard · 29/03/2012 14:30

excellent news bartlet

I'll also be surrounded by these things on teh train on the way home

Imps7 · 29/03/2012 14:29

Bartlet I'm pretty sure I do live in the same place as you!

Sexy Pants? Snogging Parrots? Spider Parts? Shephards Pies?

BartletForAmerica · 29/03/2012 14:29

Strawberry Pavlova?
Sock Puppet?

Also in happier news here, forgot to mention (we're all friends here, we don't get embarrassed easily do we?) that my bleeding has finally stopped again! Poor DH doesn't know his luck over the next few weeks!

BeedleTheBard · 29/03/2012 14:28

I'll give you all a hint, there's lots of them in my office but I don't think you find any in your offices Grin

ScarlettInSpace · 29/03/2012 14:28

Sodding Peesticks?

BeedleTheBard · 29/03/2012 14:22

no no and no Grin

but you'll have to be quick as I'm shutting down my computer to go home soon

NoMaybeAboutIt · 29/03/2012 14:19

Sweetpeas? Smelly pits? Strawberry pancakes?

I love this game

BeedleTheBard · 29/03/2012 14:19

imps No all wrong Grin

BartletForAmerica · 29/03/2012 14:18

This is hilarious now! I think I live in the same place as Imps.

BartletForAmerica · 29/03/2012 14:17

Oh, goodness me, so much to catch up on! This might have to come as a few separate posts!

Beedle, exciting stuff. Are you going to POAS?

Has maybe had a BFP?! I knew it! Congratulations! Grin

And whims too? Woo hoo! So looking forward to the confirmations tomorrow. (I got very faint lines with both DD and DS.)

Scarlett, this is SO your month as well (and I also dream in colour - I just assumed everyone did. Will be sure to tell DH tonight just how clever that makes me!)

This is all so very exciting!

Imps7 · 29/03/2012 14:15

Errr, Sauce Pan? Salt 'n' Pepper? Stick o' Pee? Shortcrust Pastry? Sally Potter? Sponge Pudding?

Imps7 · 29/03/2012 14:13

Generic I have moved counties since then! To a county ending with shire. I live in a city beginning with C in said county ending with shire. When was your sister at college in the town beginning with C in the county ending with sex? I was there between the years beginning with 1 and ending with 6 and beginning with 1 and ending with 8.

BeedleTheBard · 29/03/2012 14:13

thanks imps I haven't entirely given up hope yet Grin

I spy with my little eye something beginning with SP

SecretSparkle · 29/03/2012 14:10

This reply has been deleted

The OP has privacy concerns about this post and so we've agreed to take it down.

Imps7 · 29/03/2012 14:10

Sparks' oral thrush is in fact a burnt tongue!! Grin Grin Grin

Hmmm Beedle, most bizarre. If I recall, Pops' temp dropped to near coverline shortly before she got her BFP. Temp rise this morning means that all is not lost.

NoMaybeAboutIt · 29/03/2012 14:07

There is only 1 city.in essex! Huzzah, there are lots of us!

BeedleTheBard · 29/03/2012 14:06

< beedle realises she's not much good at this game as she has previously mentioned the name of the city she lives in, hangs head in shame>

ScarlettInSpace · 29/03/2012 14:06

My car is an M and my garden has a S in it.