Oh Cupcakes, sorry to hear about bloody AF 
, if there was a line on the test though then it sounds like maybe it was a chemical so perhaps your body is just warming up for next month 
Hi Smegs, nice to see you but sorry that AF has made another unwelcome visit Hope the tart was yummy, certainly sounds it!
Meant to say yesterday that please don't worry about being old Whims after your DILF incident the other day. I was only saying the other day about how the junior doctors at work all look/seem so young these days and I find myself trying to mother them whereas 10 years ago I used to want to shag them and sometimes did! Perversely I do occasionally find myself attracted to younger men Did push the boundaries the other day at work though - I was examining a injured rugby player's thigh and was thinking about how my job has some perks 
Then I looked more closely at his notes and found that the 6'2" hunk was in fact 15 
WTF! I'm sure he is very popular with the girls at school! 
Right, I'm off to see how Biscuits is doing!
P.s First Response double packs are BOGOF in Superdrug and they have free delivery until 12th so I've just paid £20.98 for 8 tests including delivery - bargain!