The all new rat smacketers thread, this way for a 2012 BFP we are BROOKING NO ARGUMENT

I fear it will be cd1 in the morrow ladies, feeling a bit crampy. Just so no one gets too excited . But november babies are the best

Night smacketeers x

Ah, you lot

I hope very much you are all right, though I am not too sure...

Far loving the new tactics, and am so pleased they are paying off

Olives boo to losing the sofa, I think you need that cheesecake. Plus, you get a handy little ramekin at the end of it

Generic so pleased that SWI has recommenced! BFP winging its way to you!

Bean you're just plain lovely.

Cakes it's a really weird sensation. Either it is a stretching pain, of Jillian Michaels has helped me discover a new muscle

Loooopy how are you? And Cakes?

Brooking for you maybe It all sounds very positive.

Can't wait until tomorrow for the BFP maybe I'm sending all my brooking powers your way

I knew the laid back approach would do it Far, great work on well timed shagging!

I always start every week with healthy eating intentions Sweetie but within a couple of days I am back to being naughty! Had a huge sharer starter to day then a roast dinner big enough to share as well

Thanks all for CBFM encouragement.

And we're all dying to hear about Maybe's BFP tomorrow.

xxxx

Maybe you really sound very pregnant to me. PIAR tomorrow please!

Far - that is ace! Is it weird that I actually wondered if you had got any action this weekend? You will definitely be pregnant this time with your keeper-baby and I shall brook no argument!

Bean sorry re AF but hurrah re new toy aka instant baby getting machine aka CBFM!

Sweetie diets are poo (I really should lose some weight too) but I hope you enjoy the party.

Green your house plans sound lovely. Hope you got the sofas! We are thinking about moving house to get a family room/playroom and maybe an extra bedroom. What with the fact that I will be having another baby and all that.

SWI has begun - hurrah - and will continue this week on holidays - double hurrah! See you all on Friday unless I get time to pop in in the morning. Oh what am I saying? I will be popping in in the morning to check Maybe's BFP!

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sounds like stretching pains perhaps maybe?????????????

POAS POAS POAS POAS :)

please :)

Very quick post to say POAS Maybe or else!

Maybe I had strange feelings in my bikini line before, so,,, POAS :o

Good luck tomorrow Maybe. We will get there this year I promise!

I'm pleased you are feeling more positive Bean, it will happen this year. Especially with the new old CBFM in action Your friend sounds amazing, and is an inspiration to us all.

I will see what is happening tomorrow and then test. I have funny pains in my bikini line. Not painful as such but strange. Feels funny if I cough or sneeze. Got to love the new symptoms that are thrown up

Maybe - sounds like you are PG. I really, really hope so. I think you should do a test and find out. Even a chemical is positive in a way - at least you are getting closer to a sticky bean.

My new old CBFM is now in action. I feel a little sad but much less than previous months when I didn't know that we had a male fertility issues. I've just got to be super positive - DP is doing everything he can. Patience etc.

Saw my friend on Friday who conceived her first at 44 (gave birth at 45) - and he is such a gorgeous child. Now 2.5yo and has amazing vocab. She is so positive and she gives me inspiration.

Hope you have a lovely time at the party Sweetie We also had that M&S meal on Friday, though I too had no chips, just a nice salad. I'm sure you will keep your BMI in check, try not to diet as such, try and change your eating habits in general. Then it won't feel like such a chore

Bean hope the book is coming along nicely. I haven't tested, no. Am a bit frightened too, incase this will be a chemical. No more blood, was just a big red spot of it. All I have (if anything) is a bit of brown CM. Delightful I had never heard of vanishing twin syndrome, just had a google - very interesting.

Good luck olives like the sound of your family room.

Morning all
Maybe that chart does look really good, are you sure it is AF? I am a chart newbie but Imps or Stasi may know more. I am pretty sure temps should drop not rise when AF arrives.

Generic thanks for posting that info, I am going to print and have a good read. I have just got some Evening Primrose Oil as the Zita West book also suggest this to help with EWCM production.

Olives have a nice dinner at your Mums, and fx you win your sofas.

bean hope you have a lovely day digging down the alotment.

We are out this afternoon as one of my friends is having a 40th party. I have already send a video recorded message to her DH, so I would imagine there will be a montage of some sort. We had the M&S Valentine Meal last night but I am trying to get my BMI lower (I don't want to be vulnerable to NHS guideleines if treatment required) so only had the steak and a few chips. Dieting is so dull, never mind it will be worth it in the long run.

It is strange isn't it? DH is still convinced I am diffed too. I will keep temping and see what happens

Sounds like you have a lovely day planned Olives Not sure what we are up to yet. We were going to take pup on a lovely river walk, but we have had more snow/freezing rain, and our route is like a death trap! Sure we will find something nice to do though Sounds like you are going to nab yourself a nice little bargain there too! I shall brook for you too!

Yummy! Thanks for the breakfast Bean

Maybe I wonder could it be a little bean burrowing in and causing some bleeding? I really think you should PIAR to be sure! I'm no chart expert so I can't help on that front but I think a test would be worthwhile!

Was at work for long shift yesterday but today we are off out for dinner for my Mums birthday which should be lovely. Then a nice quiet Sunday night in with some decent TV is planned! Am hoping to win some sofas on Ebay too - we have decided to convert our dining room into a family/play room so need more sofas for that. I'm brooking hard for a bargain!

Oh Maybe - I really thought you were diffed. I agree, your chart says so... how weird. Keep taking your temps to see if they drop below the coverline. It is possible that you could be pg but having a light bleed..?

More work for me today but maybe a late afternoon visit from friends. The boys will prob go to the allotment.

I'm expecting AF imminently too so will try to keep in synch with you.

Morning all, how are we?

Thanks for that protocol Generic, I shall have a proper gander at that.

Sounds like you had a good day yesterday Bean any nice plans for today? I look forward to the day I can stick cabbage leaves in my bra then DH will really think I have lost it!

How are you feeling today Sweetie?

And you Pop and Cakes?

I got so excited this morning over my temps see here only to find AF has snuck in. I am very confused. Still very sore boobs, no cramps and no pre-AF spotting. And a temp rise?

Oh yes - I've seen this one. I think a lot of these are included in good tailored supplements like Zita West, but was useful to know things like the eve prim oil for EWCM - first half of cycle etc. I also got the idea to take q10 from this FF post.

Another one recommended on here is wheatgrass.

My DP takes the mickey-finn when he notices the gloriously weird and wonderful tabs/potions I take in the morning...

Just seen this fertility protocol and thought of you all. It looks extensive but maybe some ideas we can all borrow!

ooo Maybe - it all sounds incredibly promising! Except this is the beginning of a lot of boob trouble (bouble), you do realise. You'll be stuffing cabbage leaves down there when the baby comes along, kid you not! We are all on tentahooks for your ramekin triumph. Yes - let's decide that 2012 is the year for conceiving, why not.

Sweetie - thanks! I did get out with boy and dog and we then scoffed sweet potato fries and DS got a free balloon. Not bad after a day's work. How was your day? I really agree with your DH that you should get that referral. Sorry, re' another pg announcement - always tough biting your lip, but hopefully it's a good sign that yours is on its way.

Generic - you are v kind to say that. My heartache is relative, as is my good fortune - and I just have to be more patient. May we all be in the BFP club together and soon.

Big wave to all other Brookers - hopefully you are all having such a great w'e that you haven't got time for MN.

This scanning thing sounds a bit hit and miss then, dunno how they can use it as official dating method given the peculiarities.
Feeling a little bit more pg today than I have been. Slight feeling sick and needing toilet a lot. I don't really feel tired well until head hits pillow anyway but I am yawning a lot.

Def sounding interesting Maybe

Hope everyone having a good weekend! :o

Imps sorry I asked for a sympsum when you had got AF. Good that you are being so positive about it all and surely it can't be too long now until you start your new job?

Maybe all signs point to preggo!

Bean I hope you get a surprise BFP this month too - you surely deserve it after all the recent heartache.

Sweetie won't do any harm to get in the system but of course you will get your BFP in the meantime!

Whim enjoy that London.

Cakes your scan all sounds promising to me - they often move your dates around a bit when they scan you. Brooking no argument for a good scan in a couple of weeks.

Far hurrah re 'we weren't even trying'! Although I agree that you are either using contraception or not. I take the point that accidents happen but I always feel a bit sorry for the child when they are termed an 'accident'.

Quiet weekend here before hols on Monday. I've had a cold/sore throat/cough for over a week now so I'm trying to rest a bit! Hope it goes soon as DH and I are sleeping separately because I keep tossing and turning/coughing etc - not very romantic and my chance of SWI are slim unless the snot goes!