The all new rat smacketers thread, this way for a 2012 BFP we are BROOKING NO ARGUMENT

Oh, Pops - all the more for me then! Down the 'atch!

at sending my OH to a Shag School of Lovin'!!!

:o Imps
I can't stand baileys Imps (but then I don't like cream either)

Arg, Scarlett - read your para two about DH's "contribution" () and then started reading the next sentence about your mum...really wondered where you were going with that for a minute

My OH struggles to shag me every day during the fertile bit - the thought of him managing it more than once in one day makes me, well, I dunno but it's never going to happen, that's for sure.

Yes, I know it's only 6pm and I know I've cut alcohol out of my life mostly but it's the last day of cycle 7 and goddammit, I just fancied one.

I have got some of those Becks blue beers in the shed though - may get a couple in for later to enjoy with OBEM. Alternatively, I may just down the rest of the Baileys.

Anyone ever made a Baileys cheesecake?

maybe I wonder though, is it new stuff or is it that we were all totally oblivious before?

Umm pop I hadn't thought of that, euw but yes I guess is possible . My mum once bought a load of those beers in for a party never let her forget that one!

far Although i'm absolutely not complaining about OH ahem ability, we tend to be out of sync a little, cos he's a morning glory kinda man and I prefer more of a nightcap, but we make it work! Is nice sometimes though to wake up without a boob squeeze

Just stupid equiptment messing up and people not thinking about others. Plus I am still at work, but the end is nigh

I think I need to try me some of these beers.

Pop

Ok, apologies if this suggestion is particularly grim for 5pm on a Wednesday, but... it's not a bit of DH's contribution, is it? I find it sometimes sticks around a while and appears at strange moments

Scarlett! May just be one of those things if it isn't really bothering you. I find that since starting TTC, my body comes up with all sorts of weird and wonderful things!

[I went a bit lol-tastic in last post sorry!]

Bollox to stupid yeast infection I'm blaming OH and his inability to dtd less than once a day am away with work for next 2 days so OH won't notice I'm abstaining lol. Thanks for advice tho and it doesn't smell and isnt' itchy [until now when I'm thinking about it iykwim]

I'm around cd21 of 26-28 day cycle, ditched the opk's this month mainly because GP & consultant both held them in fairly low regard, had some EWCM around day 12 & 13.

Just remembered one of pieces of advice from consultant was to read up on on natural family planning methods and do the opposite lol, he said its a good way of understanding stuff like CM better...

You party animal Pop I do love a shandy though.

:o maybe

I have a bottle of Becks Blue (0.05% abv "alcohol free") for this evening :)

Bean you are the picture of health

Scarlett where are you in your cycle. And without meaning to make you feel more icky, does it smell?

Imps lucky I don't have any at home then isn't it

Cute blog Pop - if only I had time to read it. I am too busy buying stuff working on my book.

Off to get DS.

TTFN til tomorrow folks. Keep up the BFP work.

Yep I was thinking something yeasty too, scarlett

You do make me chuckle bean (and I love alfalfalfa sprouts when not pg yummy) :)

Sounds a bit like a yeast infection - sorry if you don't want to hear that... Are you feeling a tad itchy in the fanjo? Avoid sugar, booze and yeasty foods for a day or two. Should help. If you are pre-ov it might just be building up to EWCM on the other hand. hth

The shopping list is a kind of poem to you all Scarlett - no need to worry about the details.

bean i have no idea what half that stuff is!

Ummm very much tmi warning but my CM is white and lumpy [even typing it makes me feel slightly nauseous lol] I don't think I've noticed it like this before wtf does it mean? or is it just cos I'm under the weather and snotty? EUW!

Hurray for Stasi. Meanwhile, I have been equally meritorious as a star consumer today, by purchasing:

1 bag of chinese herbs
1 tub of pistachio gelato (a pity purchase after a freebie when I went for soya decaf capp - eh?)
2 (mens) gloves, lined, with handy patches of suede, also fingerless - but get this - flaps to make mittens or pin back!
1 pack chinese crackers with seaweed
1 pack sprouting aflaflaflaflfla
1 scale wizard (scale in our house has just got too much)

And I ordered DP onto ebay to get us a new mixer tap for our bathroom as DS is getting tired of being flannel-washed at the sink.

And they say there's an economic crisis.

She shouldn't be drinking in her condition Pops

I'll read the blog even though I'm none of those things!

Pop that has made me smile for the first time today!! Thanks for the I could murder a glass!

Stasi you did good. I am not one for public speaking either, but I hate ignorance.

Scarlett sorry you are feeling rubbish. Get home and in the warm