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Le BESH est trying to win un petit baybee.

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HaveUrselfAFaithyChristmasBaby · 24/12/2011 09:36

Bring your best Franglais and gin. Newbies always welcome, complete la BESHtionnaire et nous will judge assess vous accordingly.

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KatAndKit · 06/01/2012 14:46

Oh gosh poor woman. What a terrible thing to happen.

FriendofDorothy · 06/01/2012 14:42

Oh, I won't be too nasty though. Her first one died as a result of a homebirth gone wrong. Not nice.

FriendofDorothy · 06/01/2012 14:41

She's about a size 6 - bloody typical!

BuggerlugsTheFirst · 06/01/2012 14:41

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KatAndKit · 06/01/2012 14:38

yay!! A total example of the "No ESH left behind" motto in action - I'm so glad she has got her luffly baybee at long last. Congrats barbie and of course ken

dotty 7 kids?! I'm not sure if that is mental or greedy!

AriesWithBellsOn · 06/01/2012 14:35

Barbie has laid! Let's give it up for her. She's really been through the mill from the beginning of TTC to the final result.

Beautiful little girl, delivered by C Section early this morning after a marathon and very painful sounding labour. So happy for her I could cry! Grin

FriendofDorothy · 06/01/2012 14:30

Gah. Have just found out that friends of mine are expecting their seventh child. I just want to start with one!

BuggerlugsTheFirst · 06/01/2012 13:51

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BuggerlugsTheFirst · 06/01/2012 11:09

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Northey · 06/01/2012 10:36

Alas, no time in Paddington to buy the MacDonalds breakfast I had promised myself on my way home. The tragedy.

The fizzy gin will do nicely as a substitute though.

LaLauraDePalmer · 06/01/2012 10:19
LaLauraDePalmer · 06/01/2012 10:18

perhaps 'primabuggerlugs' ?

BuggerlugsTheFirst · 06/01/2012 09:57

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FriendofDorothy · 06/01/2012 09:23

I thank you :)

buggerlugs82 · 06/01/2012 09:18

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FriendofDorothy · 06/01/2012 09:17

What about BuggerlugsTheFirst?

buggerlugs82 · 06/01/2012 07:39

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KatAndKit · 06/01/2012 05:08

I'm wide awake too. Foolishly drank diet coke in the evening before bed and now have hideous acid situation going on. I hate being awake in the middle of the night. It's not even like I have a job thingy that I'd need to be up for in an hour or two anyway. I wouldn't mind then, I'd just get started early. But now a fairly boring day is going to be even longer.

rie I read in the papers that apparently abstaining in January is "pointless". Even the medical profession say so. So don't worry about your wagon too much! What was the occasion anyway?

Northey · 06/01/2012 04:22

No idea, lovely. How's your head this morning?

I also was drunk last night. So drunk I couldn't lie down and close my eyes to go to sleep. Am now wide awake (common side effect for me) even though I'm desperate to go back to sleeeeeep.

AriesWithBellsOn · 06/01/2012 01:26

Kat izzzz wise

Fuck. I knew Id fall ofgf the waggon sooner or later. Has wagon got one g or two?

blonderthanred · 05/01/2012 22:07

Luggerbugs?

BuggerlugsTheBestest · 05/01/2012 21:29

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BuggerlugsTheBestest · 05/01/2012 21:28

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CaveMum · 05/01/2012 21:27

It is factually correct do what's not to like [arselicker]

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BuggerlugsTheBestest · 05/01/2012 21:12

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