Le BESH est trying to win un petit baybee.

I borked fred. Arsewipes.

Afternoon my sweet BESH. Sorry about the droid Cavette :(

I has been to the docs. I now has a prescription for antibiotics and a date for blood tests on day 17 of next cycle. Now to tell MrB he has to book himself in for a jizz test. I think he will be cool about it.

On the good news front - I got weighed at the docs and I am now 1lb lighter than before the festive season began. Delighted.

Oh Cavey. Fuck the droid :( but you seem to have got into a bit of a positive mindset which is good. Your bloke sounds great by the way.

Boo for Droid :(

I bet HWHNN will get cheered out of the barracks/office if it gets out that he is off on a sh@g mission. He will become a legend, leaving early to go get his oats!

Le droid est arrivé but at least I'm no longer doubting myself.

I guess the slightly inflated boobage WAS due to too much turkey/Quality Street/Pringles etc after all

That sounds great, that he should be able to rejig his day and spend a bit longer with you at the right time.

Morning Northey. BC is playing the dragon Smaug in The Hobbit. I thought to start with he was just voicing him, but turns out they are doing motion capture, as they did with Andy Serkis for Gollum. Will be interesting to see how he translates to such a different style.

In my world I'm 99% certain droid will shortly be pulling into the station - temperature fell below the base line this morning and cramps have ramped up. It'll be here within 24 hours
But, my tears have dried now. Had a chat with HWHNN last night and he gave me a pep talk and said we'll just try harder next cycle. He's going to tell his boss we're ttc and that he'll be leaving work early/arriving late a few days a month. The military are pretty flexible as long as he makes up the time elsewhere during the week.

Did my 30 Day Shred again this morning, haven't done it since before Christmas as I'm unsure about doing it during tww. Felt good to take some frustration out. New week/year/cycle - New me!

[affixes to face & attempts to brave it out]

I liked him in Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy. Blond and controlled. Lovely. Who is he in the Hobbit?

CD45 (with all usual caveats). Possibly some faint nipple sensitivity. Or overactive imagination.

A Sheldon/Sherlock mash-up sounds a-MAZ-ing I'd pay good money to see that!

T'was rather scary in places tonight [wuss]. I had to turn the volume down at several points [big wuss]

Can't believe next week's is the last one

Did y'all hear that they've cast Sherlock Benedict C as the villain in the new Star Trek film? He'll be a busy boy what with doing The Hobbit as well.

I didn't mind the nekkid bit, and can justify it really- I can't really get why she said she was gay and then wasn't. Otherwise, am in denial camp with you boo

I don't drink Ovaltine Rie, I thought it was creamy.

That was a good one, not as Sexeh as last week. I suspended my feminism when I watched it last week. :o
Seriously though - it didn't piss me off. At ALL. Steven Moffat got loads of flack for it on twitter.

Cave That sounds well exciting, as does Sunny's work do. (The meeting Len thing, not the droid thing, which I of course am hoping was implantayshun).

Sheldon/Sherlock. He was saying how similar they are!

(the shelockden or werewolf thing?)

That's exactly what MrA said, Moley! Well, more or less...

I want a comic relief special, called Sherlock and Sheldon. Where they solve science crimes together.

We are definitely synching. If I ovulated as early as the piss stick say I did this month then I should also be due around 13/14 this month.

Does anyone else keep expecting Tovey to turn into a werewolf?

I posted there once. It was about the badminton/skirt scandal. I had three responses

See, it was a Trick! Poor wee dog.

Moley!!!! you ok? Any vomming?

Tis making me jump too. I have to stay away from the fem boards. I always want to post but am not clever enough to argue properly. Makes me mad.

It IS scary but is clearly some kind of Trick.

You bad feminist, you.

Did anyone read the feminist thread's dissection of last week's episode. I had to indulge in a wee bit of self flagellation for superficially enjoying it and not realising how offended I should have been [bad feminist emotion]

I'm a bit scared this week, it's very jumpy.

Don't squeeze too hard

He would have been a great Voldemort.

Hello Moley

Bendydick does has a fascinating face. I'm not sure whether I like or loathe it.

I have been called out of lurkerdom by rumours of aries's rounded buzzwams

Am so sorry LP this is the first time I've checked in in a few days, and I didn't know, you poor poor lovely, can't believe the crapness of your hand of late. For what it's worth you and TOM seem to be handling everything with an amazing amount of dignity and respect for each other, I so hope you both find the space you need, and that your Pretty Huge Distraction lives upto its name. Much much love. (and secret xxx) (shhh)

captaincavewoman Flipping shitty droid who doesn't know when it's supposed to make itself scarce. Scarse? (why do neither look right?) Can't imagine how much more fucked up the whole game is when you're doing it long distance, have many hair strokes and then a genetically modified large dog to take it out on.

Sorry for all the weird /sick feelings, I've ordered in a job lot of anadin extra filled doughnuts and lemsip vodka, to keep you going through the moon howling. Love and adoration all rowowowwwwwwwnd.

Doesn't the Cumberbatch have the most fascinating face?