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Le BESH est trying to win un petit baybee.

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HaveUrselfAFaithyChristmasBaby · 24/12/2011 09:36

Bring your best Franglais and gin. Newbies always welcome, complete la BESHtionnaire et nous will judge assess vous accordingly.

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MadameBoolala · 12/01/2012 22:37

Block her from your home feed.

Northey · 12/01/2012 20:54

Wow, that's taking FB baby bore-ship to a whole new level.

FriendofDorothy · 12/01/2012 20:42

Oh dear God. A FB 'acquaintance' has put pictures on FB of her baby being born... including full blood, gore and C-section. She also has a whole section on baby's first shit. Give me strength.

FriendofDorothy · 12/01/2012 20:37

I wish I could come, but the flights rule me out. Sometimes living on an island is rubbish!

InTheSunshine · 12/01/2012 19:24

It's a no from me BESH. I need to save all my £££ for winning an IVF baybee. Grin

MadameBoolala · 12/01/2012 18:14

Is Faith doing ok? Please to give her my best :)

eurochick · 12/01/2012 18:07

Yes to London or nearby. I probably couldn't commit to travelling outside London as I often end up working weekends, etc.

BuggerlugsTheFirst · 12/01/2012 18:02

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KatAndKit · 12/01/2012 14:54

Oh cavey you have done funny things to me with that video! Much too sexy. Although I don't like him as much with the lighter coloured hair. i only watch Sherlock because he is in it really.
Hope you are getting on fine so far with the shag dictator. Remember the first couple of months it is still "getting to know you" so always err on the side of just in case shagging. that said, the first time I used it, it gave me NINE high days before a peak. Nine days of sex was never really going to happen!

eurochick · 12/01/2012 14:46

I just want Droid tgo arrive now. I am bored of waiting. I feel like it is on its way so just want the inevitable to happen.

MadameBoolala · 11/01/2012 23:16

Oh fuck, not again :( ARSE IT.

Mine's on it's way too - I think I will blame the antibiotics this month.

AriesWithBellsOn · 11/01/2012 22:32

Won't be able to make anything I'm afraid as I'm a) too poor and b) too far away. But have a lovely time wherever you are!

No actual droid yet Boo. Probably tomorrow. Boobs are a bit less hurty I think, so think probably game over quite apart from other factor of negative pregnancy test.

CaveMum · 11/01/2012 20:22

Seeing as we were discussing Sherlock and the deliciousness that is Benedict Cumberbatch the other week I have stumbled across [fans self] [faints]

The camera work is very suspect and headache inducing but I swear my uterus did a back flip at around the 35 second mark Wink

MadameBoolala · 11/01/2012 19:46

Don't fit around me darlings, you sort it and let me know and I'll come if I can. Am Midlands.

LaLauraDePalmer · 11/01/2012 19:15

Purring strokes for Delilah et Dory

I'm in for a gathering, but must talk schedules as I've got some jobs booked in spring/early summer.

Can't pm from phone Euro but had a really lovely RL time with you last night. Must do again, soon!

Northey · 11/01/2012 19:13

Did you miss me out because you know my location or because I am not invited?! Meangirlz.

KatAndKit · 11/01/2012 19:11

I'm in Corby, in Northamptonshire. Easy striking distance of most Midlands-ish locations, hour on the train from London.

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MadameBoolala · 11/01/2012 18:55

Poor Delilah.:(

Where's that Rie anyway? Any news?

CaveMum · 11/01/2012 18:33

Sorry to hear your news about Delilah Dor.

At least you know what the problem is and your vet has been able to offer treatment of sorts.

Big kitty cuddles for Delilah, and for you Dor

KatAndKit · 11/01/2012 18:28

I'm sorry it's not better news dor :( I'm glad she will be able to go home and hopefully she will have a good while before she is too sick. It's horrid to lose a pet.

FriendofDorothy · 11/01/2012 18:25

Well good news and bad news for my cat Delilah. She has renal failure so the vet has put her on a drip for a couple of days to see if her blood results improve. After that she should be able to come home with a special diet but she will never recover and at some point she will be just too poorly. I still feel just a bit relieved even though I know it is delaying the inevitable.

CaveMum · 11/01/2012 17:52

Well I have Kat's CBFM and have been to Boots and purchased some weeing sticks - if anyone is interested Boots currently have a buy 1 get 1 half price offer on all pregnancy/ovulation tests. Saved me £12.50!

Anyhoo, I asked for advice on the CBFM thread regarding my Clomid and was told that the advice is not to wee until after you finish your tablets, which for me will be Sunday, though I have reset the monitor and will input my cycle day tomorrow.

Feel like I'm starting a new chapter Grin

[eats a huge slice of collapsed cola cake & offers the rest around]

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