Active discussions

Help protect children from gaming harms.

Take our survey

Please or to access all these features

Talk
Conception

When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

Original poster

Just for fun: Dear Santa.....

34 replies

Mrscollier · 07/11/2011 15:54

Dear Santa,

This year forget the sexy knickers, the diamond rings and the selection boxes as this year I want the following things more then anything in the whole wide world:

? A BFP!!! This would be lovely before Xmas but I don't mind if it's a little late!!
? No AF for 9 months!
? Morning sickness - I want to feel every bit of my pregnancy!
? A 12 week scan where I get to see my baby alive this time :(
? A lovely bump
? And most importantly, a healthy baby (I don't mind which gender!) at the end of it!!

I can't wait to check my stocking on Xmas day now!

Thank you Santa in advance.

Karen

OP posts:
New posts on this thread. Refresh page
Fairygodmother1 · 15/11/2011 21:16

Can you add me please? After 4 years I think it's time he paid me a visit! I've been extra good this year!!!! I don't mind morning sickness, or any of those things that others complain about - just a BFP, a healthy pregnancy & a happy, healthy baby at the end of the 9 months (or over if he/she wants to take time getting here).

Love ,
Mr & Mrs FairyG!!!

lifeisskittles · 14/11/2011 22:45

A BFP for me too please Santa I will put an extra mince pie out and a Big Fat Pint of sherry!

witherhills · 09/11/2011 09:30

Well might as well ask for exactly what we what, I'd like twins too please Santa.

HaveALittleFaithBaby · 08/11/2011 18:48

Stick my name on the list! I'd like:

  • DH's prolactin levels to drop Dh's swimmers to be rapid a bfp.
Original poster
Mrscollier · 08/11/2011 18:45

I thought about putting twins on the list!!

OP posts:
GreenOlives · 08/11/2011 18:16

Now I realise I may be pushing my luck here Santa but I've secretly always wanted twins - after 2.5 years of TTC and always mostly being super extra good do you think you could bring me a twin BFP? Thanks in advance Grin

Original poster
Mrscollier · 08/11/2011 18:01

Santa, it's obvious from all these requests that you have been slacking over the last few years! I suggest you pull your socks up if you want a glass of sherry and a mince pie when you come down my chimnley!!

OP posts:
flixy102 · 08/11/2011 08:53

Meme! Santa, I have been a very good girl all year and would like you to bring me

  1. A few normal AFs just to kick off the baby making process (seeing as my body can't even do that at the mo)
  2. Lots and lots of enjoyable baby making early 2012 (my DH will prob have that on his list too)
  3. A BFP around April time so that I can surprise my DH with a birthday present he will remember and can get him a card to daddy from baby flixy.
I hope that's not asking too much, you seem to bring them to all the other women around my way so hopefully I'm going about it the rite way! Lots of love Flixy Grin
mrsden · 08/11/2011 08:40

Oh yes, me too! Dear Santa, all I want is one decent sperm to meet my lovely egg and do their business. Surely you can sort that out for me? I have been very, very, good and very, very patient (18 months waiting for that BFP). I will leave a home baked mince pie and a pint of beer out for you, and a carrot for Rudolph of course. And I'm even getting the chimney swept tomorrow. So no excuses!

EggNogNelly · 08/11/2011 07:41

Me too Santa, would it be rude to add a request for no Morning Sickness as well? Grin

I've been very very very naughty good.

joycep · 08/11/2011 00:11

Oh yes please Santa, please please a bfp for me too. You missed my name last year so hoping you can really Fit a bfp that lasts 9months in my stocking this time round. I've been good!

Original poster
Mrscollier · 07/11/2011 21:35

You are getting busy Santa. Only 47 sleeps to go!!!

Mrscollier
Mooleywooley
Popcornmouse
Teds
Greenolives
Witherhills
Highlove
Cupcake
Bluetinkerbell
Alexeliza
Limeflower
1sttimetryer

Hope we get some bfps before then!!

OP posts:
1sttimetryer · 07/11/2011 21:07

Love this, Please add me, It would make my christmas :)

Original poster
Mrscollier · 07/11/2011 20:53

He will be that should say! Bloody phone!

OP posts:
Original poster
Mrscollier · 07/11/2011 20:53

He will 'coming' more then once this year!!!

Bluetinkerbell, what a little tinker you are!!! The more lists we send the better!

OP posts:
LimeFlower · 07/11/2011 20:39

Gosh,ladies,looks like Santa will get...ehem...busy with all of you.Wink Good luck!

alexeliza · 07/11/2011 20:35

Oh I love this thread!! Me too please!!

Bluetinkerbell · 07/11/2011 20:32

ooooh add me on the list too please! In Belgium they celebrate St Nicolas on the 6th of December, can we send the list to him first Grin and then to Fr Christmas if St Nicolas doesn't deliver on time? Wink

Original poster
Mrscollier · 07/11/2011 20:29

And nice shiny hair and no spots!!

OP posts:
highlove · 07/11/2011 20:27

Oh and obviously no piles.

And I'd quite like to glow. A lot.

highlove · 07/11/2011 20:26

Can I add a perfect neat bump, the like of which a lard arse like me would never have if I really did actually get pg!!

Original poster
Mrscollier · 07/11/2011 20:15

Ok Santa, forget the children eagerly waiting for their toys your first stops are as follows:

Mrscollier
Mooleywooley
Popcornmouse
Teds
Greenolives
Witherhills
Highlove
Cupcakes

You might want to bring a stork rather then your reindeers ;)

OP posts:
CupcakesAndCocktails · 07/11/2011 20:08

Ha I am totally loving this! Please add my name too.

All I want for Christmas is a healthy baby delivered painlessly please! Grin

highlove · 07/11/2011 19:50

I love this! Please sign it from me too x

Original poster
Mrscollier · 07/11/2011 19:02

Bfps are coming to town ....bfps are coming to town.... Bfps are cominggggg to townnn (to the tune of Santa clause is coming to town in case you didn't get it!!) lol

OP posts: