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'Anyone trying...... and want to talk about it No6'!!!!!

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quackers · 31/10/2003 14:20

Off we go, who will be first????

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quackers · 31/10/2003 16:08

Nail on the head! He like me inflicting pain on him - well mild pain. Plus the fact I sit on him'pinned down'! Try it Jems!!!

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Helsbels · 31/10/2003 16:04

Well the eyebrow thing in our house means that he doesn't like having them done so I have to hold him down IYKWIM and after all that discomfort a man can expect a little sympathy can't he

Jemma7 · 31/10/2003 15:55

It must just be you MUM2ELA

Only kidding - when you've been here as long as some of us you will get the hang of it

Don't meant that patronisingly or boastingly BTW

Am i the only one who doesn't actually get the eyebrow thing?

beetroot · 31/10/2003 15:52

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MUM2ELA · 31/10/2003 15:51

Hello everyone.

BTW, haven't you lot got any work to do, or is it just me that cannot multitask my work and mumsnet at the same time?!

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quackers · 31/10/2003 15:49

well exactly! Funny that he mailed me. Must be them 'phermone' things travelling across cyberspace!!!!!!!!!!

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Helsbels · 31/10/2003 15:47

We used to use the old eyebrow plucking as a good excuse!! I used to do their parties - it was a right laugh - met some very funny people - it's always the quiet ones you know. Them - not me - I'm not really what you could describe as quiet (althouggh I have to try nowadays - don't want DS to wake up a crucial moment IYKWIM!) Sorry - getting a but frisky - obviously going to be a hot time in the old town tonight!!

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Jemma7 · 31/10/2003 15:45

I hope he doesn't QuackMeister but each to their own

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quackers · 31/10/2003 15:43

Just thought - maybe he reads my posts here!

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quackers · 31/10/2003 15:39

Hels Bels, think I could do with some of your 'plastic'! DH just mailed me and said he wanted his eyebrows plucking - means he wants a shag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bugger me!!!

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M2T · 31/10/2003 15:37

ROFL Helsbels!

Do tell...

Helsbels · 31/10/2003 15:37

I used to work for Ann Summers, you know... perhaps I'll have to have a look it my old kit bag

M2T · 31/10/2003 15:36

ROFL - Roll on Floor Laughing
LOL - Laugh Out Loud

yeah... I like that!
"Comin upstairs to bash the plastic luv?"

ROFL

Helsbels · 31/10/2003 15:31

Whats ROFL and LOL - they always confuse me? I like the idea of bashing the plastic- perhaps we could come to an understanding

M2T · 31/10/2003 15:28

Bash the plastic? Is this a new ttc term I should know about?

Jemma7 · 31/10/2003 15:26

ROFL @ Helsbels
I'm sure he wont complain though - would probably let u bash the plastic every month if this is what he gets in return

Helsbels · 31/10/2003 15:24

are we all going for it tonight then? That'll be 3 times in a month - my DH will think I've spent too much on the credit card?

Jemma7 · 31/10/2003 15:23

I'm usually like that quacks but i told myself that if i wanted the right to moan and be miserable about not being pregnant then i had to give it my best shot and just try, try, try - i couldn't expect it to happen from bd'ing just once or twice.

Although i wish it was that easy for us Nothing wrong with DP but i just wish you could get pregnant from Foreplay - i woudl have millions of kids by now

Helsbels · 31/10/2003 15:13

Baby dancing - getting jiggy etc....!!

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quackers · 31/10/2003 15:12

God, jems, don't know where you get the energy. We get weeks where we could do it every day (grnated that is quite rare), most of the time though every couple of weeks or month.

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quackers · 31/10/2003 15:09

Hels - No my dd was 2000!!!! I'm well overdue for a second babby! Well doesn't help that I've lost 2 babies this yr but we shag on!!! Poor dd - desperate for a sis or bro!

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Jemma7 · 31/10/2003 15:08

I still can't believe how many new recruits there are now

I have no advice on pouncing Quackmeister - sorry - just know with my DP that he would have it 3-4 times a day if i would be up 4 it (Which i'm not)!

I've never really had a high sex drive so this last month has really knackered me out - We decided to really go for it this time, BD'ing every other day but having cycles that are 38 days gets a bit much

Good luck everyone - the beds/sofas/washing machine etc are going to get a good bashing tonight - lets hope B&Q have good plenty of wood to fix things if they get broken

CountessDracula · 31/10/2003 15:07

2002 helsbels

Same birthday as my brother!

M2T · 31/10/2003 15:07

Baby Dancing.