TTC after a miscarriage - Jingle Beans, Jingle Beans, Beanies all the way!!

A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat."
The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday

CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL

A cardiologist died and was given an
elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered
in flowers stood behind the casket during
the service. Following the eulogy, the
heart opened, and the casket rolled
inside sealing the doctor in the beautiful
heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst
into laughter. When all eyes stared at
him he said, "I'm sorry, I was just
thinking of my own funeral....I'm a
qynecologist."
That's when the proctologist fainted

After God had created Adam he noticed that he looked very lonely. He decided to help.
He said "Adam, I've decided to make you a woman. She'll love you, cook for you, be sweet to you, and understand you."

Adam said "Great! How much will she cost me?"

The answer came back, "An arm and a leg."

"Well," said Adam "what can I get for a rib?"

The chicken and the egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and looking slightly annoyed.

The egg mutters "Well I guess that answers that riddle".

never judge a cake by its internet image try before you say they are yuck! they are the food of the gods!!

Lol maybe we should name this thread "Caution.....women drooling over yums"
Lol Nikki

well they wouldnt win any prizes for the nicest looking cake in the world but they taste yummy So who wants some for christmas i'll just go get my order book

A husband desperate to end an argument offers to buy is wife a new car. She curtly declines his offer by saying, "That's not quite what I had in mind."

Frantically he offers her a new house. Again she rejects his offer, "That's not quite what I had in mind."

Curious, he asks: "What did you have in mind?"

She retorts, "I'd like a divorce."

He answers, "I hadn't planned on spending quite that much."

can't type keyboard full of drool over piccie of rock cakes mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm rock cakes d'oh

Carly- Virtually send them. we can get hungry looking at pix lol.

FirstSaintNikkilass lol! i suppose that would be helpful

sorry..... (going to get beaten here) they look yucky!

anyway.......

bloomin heck u go away to get your insurance renewal and look hat happens! tons of msgs

nikki - your dh does sum it up bless him. think about yourself 2nite even tho it is dsd1's party.

ash - I thought your post was better than mine more do to with rl than theory, but I just luuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrvvvvvvvvve the theory of genetics.

mxw - can't describe rock cakes they're just sweet and have currants in (sorry carly - but pls do tell us how many! and how about some monoply money as a bribe!)

Is aprilgirl around - how r things honey, well i hope?
x

rock cakes yum!

Carly you forgot the first item .... buy some scales else my rocks might be bricks or sinking sand

Nikki- Sending {{{{{{{{{{{{{{hugs}}}}}}}}}}}}}

Nikki - hunni, sorry you are feeling low today I felt cr@ppy yesterday so I can sympathise. being on here cheered me up so stick with us my sweet. there is so much support here

i would do that but how? wouldnt they get squashed in transit? i wouldnt worry about them going off cos they last for a week or so (although in my house they are gone within the hour )

Feel free to complain or be happy with us Nikki, Don't mind at all, we'll give you as much TLC as you need. and abit of laughter if you want.

Want me to find some jokes again?!

Never made or heard of rock cakes in my life. Am going searching on the net for some pictures and stuff.

Ohhh, this is turning into a bit of a thriller! currants ....ohhh!

Carly- How about instead of giving out the recipe, how about sending us some for crimbo? PPllleeeaasseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Thanks ladies... I feel tearful today although got dsd1 birthday celebrations tonight so maybe that not helping. I just need lots of love and TLC. x

i cant say too much cos i dont want to give any away but they might have currants in

Gald you were'nt offended Mums. Did'nt you ever make rock cakes at school? I thought everyone knew what they were LOL.
Nikke- What a wonderful, so true description your dh made. Bless. Brought a tear to my eye that did. So, so so true.
Forgot to add earlir, G4P- Best of luck today hunny, we're thinking of you. x

Your DH sounds very much like mine Nikki. My DH hasn't said a word about my MC. He wasn't keen on me being PG in the first place and I saw his reluctance to talk at as relief at first, but he was so supportive so I gave him the benefit of the coubt and decided it was guilt instead. I am always probing to find out how DH is feelingas I am a talkative person, but he refuses to open up. Hey ho! Suppose we are all different

I had that prob Nikki. He will tell you when he's ready, its just hard for him to tell you cos then he's not your rock to lean on anymore.

ASH - I get that but whats it taste of? I've never heard of it before