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Shh! Don't tell anyone, but the whisky-sodden, foulmouthed, Silk Cut smoking, 30 something etc TTCers are hiding from babydust under a mound of wine bottles - come & join us!

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openerofjars · 30/06/2011 20:16

And there we go...

Shiny, winy (but never whiny) new thread!

Come on in then, settle down and pass the gin. No baby dust, no huns and no fecking glue, just lethal combinations of dodgy duty free and the confidence to use the word PERIOD required.

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openerofjars · 01/07/2011 22:47

Nah then, 'oo's that under't owd feller's 'at?

As I live and breathe, if it in't our Jewels! Well, I'll go to't foot of our stairs!

Fuck me, that were was hard work. No wonder I type in Southern normally. Keeping up with all the apostrophes is't worst on it. So think on.

What's kicking off in the old workplace, then? Is there trouble down't mill?

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jewelsandbinoculars · 01/07/2011 18:21

'ey up Jars 'ow goes it lass? and the rest of yous?

I've 'ad a terrible day t'office, I'll tell you that for nowt.

Cheers.

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