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When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

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We're not cheap but sore bits are on special this week.

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Fairygodmother1 · 05/02/2011 09:51

Our new home Chavettes...by starting this thread I hope it's my turn do win a baby Grin

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HalleLouja · 11/04/2012 21:05

Bless you 5alive I bet your mil was made up when you asked her.

Am so excited for you.

UmBongo · 11/04/2012 19:19

Still here! Getting very kicked in the belly! I am earning brownie points tomorrow morning as my MIL is coming with me to see the midwife. She has only got 2 sons so won't get the chance otherwise. I wouldn't have thought of it, but bumped into my mum at the doctors 2 weeks ago and she came in to see mw with me after her appt. She was very moved by the heartbeat monitor! I asked MIL at the weekend and she said she would loved to come.

Hows you Lou? and everyone else?

HalleLouja · 10/04/2012 20:57

Hello gorgeouses how's you all?

UmBongo · 05/04/2012 22:50

Wotcha Lemony! I am hoping that the bean stays put until ds goes back to school (6 days before due date!)

Sorry you all have the lurgy and I hope you are all better soon.

Icedlemonmuffin · 04/04/2012 15:57

I got the paper pants with mini muffin and dd1 decided they made better hats than pants! I wore one pair and when I walked you could hear me,sounds like you are wearing a plastic bag on your bum. Really cheap, one size too big, granny pants are best.

Can't believe Umbongo that you will soon have a little snugly baby, have you got a name yet ?

Big waves to Fairy and Lou.

It's the first week of schoolhols and both girls have colds again and mini muffin is teething as well, I am very tired ( its my permanent state at the moment).

HalleLouja · 03/04/2012 20:25

The paper pants look rank to be honest. I passed on mine to my friend.

UmBongo · 01/04/2012 22:15

Yes, got those too! Big comfy pants! I still have a load of the paper pants from last time, so I think I didn't use many of them then either!

HalleLouja · 01/04/2012 20:40

I got really cheap pants from Asda too instead of those paper ones. I was supposed to get rid of them but kept hold of them. Sexy they are not.

UmBongo · 30/03/2012 20:08

Bag packed, chavvy slippers bought from Asda for £2 for hospital, car seat cleaned and most of the laundry sorted and put away!

Thanks Lou, but I will get an avalanche of pink stuff from various friends who cannot wait to have a chuck out!

Actually I can't be an ostrich as I cannot bend enough to put my head in any sand!

HalleLouja · 28/03/2012 19:57

We need a photo of your washing line.

If you have a girl I might have a few bits you can have.

PMSL at Ostrich.

UmBongo · 28/03/2012 13:10

3 weeks left on friday. Have finally started removing baby stuff from the loft and cleaning and sorting it, the line is covered in teeny tiny vests and babygros! Am also writing list for hospital bag! I may even get a bag out and pack it Shock Must also find baby car seat and wrestle with it until the cover comes off so that can be washed too.

I have bought nappies and lansinoh, so have not been a complete ostrich Grin

HalleLouja · 27/03/2012 20:14

How many weeks Um??

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Fairygodmother1 · 26/03/2012 19:31

Disneyland Paris - It was there that we decided to try for a baby 4 1/2 years ago so maybe it will finally be a disney baby!! (thats if I finally come on)! Hmm
Glad you're nearly at the end the um? Feels like a bloody long road to me too! Sad

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UmBongo · 26/03/2012 00:30

Pleased you are Ok FairyG, and looking forward to a holiday. We are not going anywhere at easter, cos I only have 4 weeks to go now and don't want to be too far from our local lovely big hospital!

I am also about to re-issue myself with a sharpened stick for people who say "Is that all, you are looking very neat" as well as "wow that time has flown" Any more neat comments and I will start to get paranoid about not being any fatter, despite the midwife saying I am doing fine!

Really ought to get baby stuff out and sorted this week, and pack some sort of hospital bag. [wanders off in search of another to do list - but will forget and do something else instead]

Really ought to be in bed asleep. Night night all.

HalleLouja · 25/03/2012 22:34

Where you off to?

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Fairygodmother1 · 25/03/2012 19:06

Am ok - waiting for AF day 35 and not a hint.
Been laid up with a bad back. Slowly getting better. Cant wait to get away for a few days in the holidays.

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HalleLouja · 25/03/2012 08:14

I am ok. How's you?

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Fairygodmother1 · 25/03/2012 08:10

Hey chavs how are you?

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HalleLouja · 23/03/2012 12:52

Bliming babies! They are great but tiring.

Icedlemonmuffin · 23/03/2012 12:44

Little mini muffin has decided that 2 o'clock in the morning is party time, she wants to chat and dance and will not listen to me when I tell her I'm tired!

I have tried to reason with her and say 7 is an acceptable time to poke my eyes, put her fingers up my nose, pull my eyelashes out and to have a dance ( she likes to dance while trying to stand on me) but she will just not listen Grin.

HalleLouja · 22/03/2012 08:55

Hello chavettes. How are you hanging?

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Fairygodmother1 · 13/03/2012 16:50

Thank you, I did reply last night but not shown up! Yes streaky fake tan is the only way to be!!

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UmBongo · 12/03/2012 15:03

Welcome back and good luck. Make sure the fake tan is bright orange and a bit streaky! The sun is out so you can get most of your bits out down the park!

HalleLouja · 11/03/2012 19:33

Sounds promising. Welcome back chavette.

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Fairygodmother1 · 11/03/2012 18:55

Hi ya,

Am back! Back to the park & back TTC!!!! Did you miss me?
Ooh weather is sooo good am thinking about getting my sparkly thong on & slap a bit a fake tan on my white bits!!
Thanks for the messages girls!

I have had a faint line on my ebay cheapie OPK since I stopped bleeding. From Mon-Fri I had an on/off pain around my right ovary - wonder whether it was ovuation pain?

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