We're not cheap but sore bits are on special this week.

Thanks for white lightening and chocolate! I have consumed those and moved on to rose wine and a cream egg. It's Friday, I have rtd. Therefore am excused from any dieting/healthy eating.

Lou can I go to your ds's parties please, white lightening and haribo sounds like my sort of bash!!!!

Morning!

Good luck PTP

I'm still in, cd25 here. Cramping, heavy & swollen boobs, heaving when cleaning the kittens litter tray......but could just pmt. Prob going to test tomorrow as we're going out tomorrow night.

[Passes Fivealive a bottle of white lightening and some haribos left over from all the parties DS has been to]

Nope, I think I'm out this month. NOT FAIR, we had sex at the right time and more than once too!

Good luck PTP!

Hey ho peeps, sorry have been mia - got a day inspection next Tuesday so work is well stressy! How are you all? About day 12 here only SW2, hoping to rectify that tonight

How are you all? Any testing? (umbongo?)

Shout if you're about! xxx

Hello to all poppers inners!!!

I am on deh 28 today, managed 4 this month. Slightly sore boobs, weird dreams, pissed off and grumpy day today for no apparent reason, other than the fact that in another few days I will know that I am once again not upduffed. This will make it about three years of ttc. Grumpy day, aided by a good old chunk of guilt for being ratty to ds, who only partly deserved it! (Got out of car after pre-school today, he went up to front door, I turned back to car for handbag, turned round and found him weeing off the front doorstep onto nearby holly bush!)

just a quick hello and good bye for a few weeks.
Moved yesterday, tho I'm back at the house clearing rubbish and cleaning.
We only have a phone and broad band til fri, then lovely BT has cancelled our order for the new place, because they are flippin wallys. So who knows when they will ever get it sorted (taken my Dh months to get it ordered only for them to cancel) Bloody BT.

so I may be awol a while. but love to all and will catch up when we get back in the real world.
(hope theres a few BFP and more babies by then!)

Who is winning shagwatch by the way??? Youngie would have given you all a run for your money if she was still in the game. At least someone apart from Frenchknickers get beyond my record this time round of 6!!

Biccy I know a couple of people who went into labour with breech babies and the staff didn't realise - at least yours seem more aware. In fact one of my friends was induced with a breech baby - how dumb is that - they could have just given her a c section without her being in labour at the time!! As placenta is low here I might be joining you in the c section crew.

Lemony am looking forward to all the baby cuddles. Toddler cuddles are lovely just not very frequent.

25 weeks tomorrow. AHHHHH!!!!

Hello lovely chavettes - thought it was about time I popped in :)

So I'm 21+6 - I just can't believe it.

Louja - if it's any consolation, no shagging has been had in the Bicnod household since the magic BFP either. Had lots of bleeding (including scary trip to A&E) up to 9 and a bit weeks so have been too scared to indulge :(

Lemony - mini muffin sounds gorgeous - I can't wait for July

Mini-Bicnod is a right little wriggler. We had the scan last Tuesday and all fine except the little bugger is currently lying breach - so now I'm convinced I'm destined to have a C-section - spending lots of time on all fours (fnar fnar) to try and get him/her to turn.

Anyway - sloppy snogs to you all - keeping fingers and toes crossed for a host of BFPs on this thread soon x

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Lemony lovely to "hear" from you, mini muffing sounds delightful. My dd would only sleep in my arms too, make the most of it!

Hello Ladies, won't name check because I would get it all wrong, so tired I can't even remember my own name!!!

Well mini muffin is now six weeks old and is truely wonderful. I'm missing my sleep, mini muffin only likes to sleep in the day in my arms. Dh been great especially at three in the morning.

Still can't believe how lucky we are to have her.

Two years ago I had mmc and felt like i would never get pregnant again. So all you ladies still trying please don't give up hope.

Love to you all and will check in again as soon as I get a spare five minutes.

Hiya, spring cleaning here too! Landlord wants to put house on the market asap, so trying to do all those jobs we would have put off now instead. Plus stupid sodding car has had a major breakdown, at least it was the car and not me lol. If it's the "good" thing it's £600 ish and if it's bad £1000-1200!!!!

Lou how are you feeling??

Youngie, I think we have the same bugs! Just when I think I'm over it, it gets worse again .

I'm on 2ww so given up counting .

Hi all,

still here abandoned amid the packing. Too much stuff to try to cram in. Proper movers coming tomorrow, they're doing the big stuff, which leaves me with everything else. I still have a stinkin cold and cough, feel about as rough as I could and wish it was next week already. PAH!

I too havent seen/heard much from those chavs wots gone AWOL. I spec Lemony is busy with newborn stuff, it does take over rather.

whos heading the leader board on SWIing?

Passes round and more to help things along.

Good idea lou, my ds is "hoovering" which is why I am on here to prevent me from getting mad, as he does about 5 seconds hoovering and then switches it off again for a fiddle. My house is a TIP and needs a proper hoover. (I can see where has not been done. It is that bad!)

This place needs a spring clean - its getting dusty from not being used.

PS I am not nesting.
PPS I hope Biccie, Lia and Lemony are all ok. Not seen them around for a while.

Passes around the

Awh thanks guys :) You are the best! I am ignoring her at the minute as she feeds off drama and I honestly haven't the energy for it.

Youngie hope the move went well or is going well?

Lou - 24 weeks is epic but understandable, a friend of mine went without for the entire time as she was ill on and off.

Pants get well sooon!

Um, thanks for the virtual slap if I could gift it to her I would

How is everyone this eve? I am okay, shattered but RTD is almost gone - heavy and quick it seems. Now eagerly awaiting cycle 3 and SW! Hehe xxxx

Slaps PTPs so called friend with a wet fish. Great friend she is. Here is my donation to the cheering up front!

Oh, Pumpkin I am sorry to here about your "friend's" comment, I think you're grrrrrrrrreat! Good luck for the rest of the week!

I hope you are chilling by now, Oldie it sounds like you are having a tough time too, I'll gladly drink your , here's a for you and a too!

Pants sorry for the voice, can't believe you have got to sw7 by day 15! I am on cd21 and have only managed 3 but I think they were in approximately the right place! (i hope they were!) (I have a long 31-34 day cycle.)

24 weeks! wow! Lou

24 weeks pregnant tomorrow and still no shags or any sexual anything really. I kind of miss sex - maybe the memory of it is better than the reality.

Glad frenchknickersandthong is putting up a sterling effort my maximum this time was 6. When we were trying for DS we would have sex twice in a row. Those were the days [rose tinted glasses emoticon]

Pants sorry you hear you lost your voice too, ( mines from too much shouting I reckon!)
and congrats on getting so much hokey pokey in this month. And theres still half the month to go!!
Must be a bingo winner surely??? Fingers crossed. x

HELLLLOOOOO!! Sorry for shouting but it's the only way I can. I've lost my voice!! Dh is , and I'm ...

Actually it is reeeeally sore and felt pants last night, all feverish. Sucked it up for my what could be grasping at straws last swi of the month. Cd15 - 7 swi. At least every other day. Dh thinks he's an irresistible sex god . Surely I'll get a bfp for effort .

Fivealive what cd are you on?

PTP (that sounds explosive!)you ok? I was devasted the other week at first af after mmc. Did you have a good night out?

Youngie arrgghh at moving! It'll be us in June as landlord has decided to sell up. We've thought about buying as we sold our last house at beginning of recession to get the equity out (canny Dad!), so have a deposit, but not sure it's large enough. Dad says hang on though, so will prob rent again.

Streeeeessss.

Moving houses. DH already moved into new house(new business etc) leaving me to do all the packing moving and cleaning. Got a landlady from HELL who is nit picking at eveything. And DH leaving me to deal with it. Pah!

Oh and I have a cough and cold and feel rotten. At elast the pg symptoms(nausea, and sore boobs are wearing off).... tho that in its self is worrying me, cos I feel normal.

Its all me, me, me, me, me.......

Sorry bout that!
Have a few for me, I'll just have a

Awh thanks Um :) PMA re SW, am well impressed!

I could do with that wine - assessment time at school, along with RTD, NQt final review and one of my oldest friends emailing me and telling me I am a crap friend. That hurt a little. Oh well, felt sad but tbh she is a drama queen normally and I have let her be in the past. No more, haven't got the energy to be dealing with that on top of everything. Mini moan over and out! I will be better after this week is done with! :) How you all doing? x