We're not cheap but sore bits are on special this week.

YANBU!!! That is not funny in any way, shape or form. But my be my shot hormones too .

Um how're you feeling today? Must be very hard.

Save me a space on the bench......will be there soooon!

My cousin who is 30 but seems younger did an April Fools on FB saying she was pregnant. AIBU to want to hit her very hard as its slightly insensitive to anyone who has been trying for a long time??? Or is it just my hormones??????

Wotcha Pumpkin, thought I would come down the park with you for a while, budge up - want to share some white lightning?

Been back to start seeing the fert. cons. today, although have just been to see the nurse today as she is the one who asks all the how much do you drink/smoke/shag questions! Will be back to see actual fc in JUNE ffs. Although i may be able to produce a dh for that appt unlike this morning! Ds was going to go to friends this morning but he puked at 1am so thought that dh better keep him! He has been fine since - although he is still sitting in the hall sucking his thumb, still with his coat on since we came in! Fiddling with a tool box intermittently! I think he may be a bit tired! (Ds not dh!)

Was a bit tough this morning - brought back memories of last years visit to the fc, when I thought I was ever so slightly preg.

Cheers all

Pants so sorry to hear about your mc :( Hugs and a giant glass of vino.

SW13! Wow FG that is impressive, only managed a mere 5 last month which unsurprisingly unsuccessful, had mini ttc breakdown and now back on track. Worried. Think it's just stress left over from sleepless nights and work worry tbh. I'll get over it!

Muffin - the Jeffisms have made me chuckle :) Particularly the idea of Scottish being a religion, mmm am now considering the church if that is the case!

Hope you're all doing well, am gutted I missed the tractor cake Um, sounded delish! Right now though the swings have my name on em, off down the park for a bit!

[Passes round remainder of DSs birthday cake]. 3rd birthday party done. Now I need to relax for the next 12 weeks. Oh no I have a NCT fundraiser to organise! Fun fun fun!!

Mini muffin hasn't had a name change yet, but dd1 did like the second choice name for mini muffin more and sometimes calls her that when she thinks I can't hear her!

Last week we were talking about different religions and she thought 'scottish' was a religion and she wanted to know when you have twins do you push both their heads out at the same time, ouch!!!!

Can I second the request for Jeffrey sayings! I'm sure mini muffin was very impressed! If Jeffrey calls herself Jeffrey, what does she call mini muffin?

I want to meet her she sounds hilarious. You need to do a top 10 Jeffrey sayings so when we are feeling low we can have a giggle.

It gets better Lou I asked her to sing to mini muffin while I was in the shower and I thought I would hear a nursery rhyme,but no she was singing Lady Gaga 'poker face'!!!! dance moves included.

PMSL at Jeffrey - every house needs a DD like her!

Pants really really sorry. Sending you massive hugs.

Big waves to all you others ladies, loving the talk about parties and cake! Dd1 will be 8 in June and doesn't want a party, just wants the money we would have spent on said party!!

Ds did very well with potty training, we waited til he was 3, and then he did it really quickly. Day 2 he had had 5 pairs of trousers by lunchtime and we thought he was - quite literally taking the piss! So we said he could play in his pants until he did a wee in the potty and then he could win his trousers back (good job it was a warm day!) He lasted 2 HOURS before needing a wee again, asked for the potty and won his trousers back - mostly dry from there on in!

We have been taking our time and he seems happy in pants now - so we are just going with it and taking the accidents when they come !

More hugs sweetie. xxx

My best tip for petty training is just not to rush them. Go back to nappies if necessary, its not worth the stress. Also, the ability to be dry at night is hormonal, so no amount of encouraging will help.

Dd will be 5 in July and been planning her party for months lol.

Thanks for the messages, really knocked me sideways. A lot of why me going on.

Amyone got any potty training tips as we are almost but not quite there x

I am really sorry Pants, sending you huge hugs and the rest of the tractor cake! (it is covered in sweeties and matchmakers too!) Sorry your hospital are being arses about when your mc's were. Fussy buggers. I would have thought it would be enough! It takes long enough to get pregnant in the first place. :(

You are better than me Lou, I just kept telling my ds that his birthday was "soon" I wanted him to sleep at night and not wake up too early! He has had a lovely time - although he did wake up this morning wanting yet more presents!

Hey sweetie sending you humungous hugs.

Mmm positive things. DS is 3 on weds and really excited. It's the first year he's got it. It's lovely. Party at softplay and hopefully lovely cake. xxx

I'm here but not doing too good . Mc'd again on Wednesday......... absolutely gutted tbh.

How are you Lou?? Tell me lovely things lol!!

Swi13 FG??!! Impressive mrs...... I've been told I have to have 3 consecutive mc's to get a hospital appointment, wasn't impressed as have had 3 but first was years ago.

Umb did you save us cake???

Oi chavettes where are you?

Been Missing in Icing! Ds's 4th birthday, icing cakes (one for pre-school, one for friends party today, one for family party tomorrow - haven't done that one yet!)

Should now be tidying house. Faffing on MN instead.

SW 13 FairyG I think that is bloody prize winning! Has any one even reached double figures recently - I know I haven't! And with a cold - medal winning!

Never too late with and chocolate FairyG! Thank you very much

Feel a bit better now, although coming up to prime sw time and still at 0. We did get out for the day on sunday with ds and dh so that was jolly!

Great news Pants! Hooray, fingers crossed for sticky bean!

Eight weeks old mini-muffin! Wow, good luck for her injections Lemony

Good results on SW this month for you two, I am only on cd 10 so haven't started yet.

DS is very tired and whiney this morning and he is driving me nuts. I have had to wake him up most mornings for pre-school this week, and this morning he was up and about at 7.30. Now he is whining about his red nose (pirate type) cos he peeled the black bit off for the hat and now wants one that hasn't been peeled.

How can I want another child so badly, when I can't cope with the one I've got? How can I get out of this vicious circle? Do I really want to go back to dealing with nappies when ds starts school? HELP - plot loss imminent. required I think.

Hey :) Nice to come on here to some nicey news, happy for you Pants

Sorry have been MIA, we had HMI in this week inspecting Literacy (apparently we're one of a random 45 school selected). Eeek caused major panic stations and much stress!

Am on the 2WW here about CD21, managed Sw5, I work away during the week - eeek so really don't know :)

Glad to hear you guys seem to be good :) xxxx