We're not cheap but sore bits are on special this week.

Fairy so have you been shagging at the right time then?

See no meetings for me.

Xposts with you Pumpkin.

I need to shed some pounds too as dd1 kindly pointed out when I got out of the shower this morning!

Well I've got my pink thong bikini and my fuggs on. I have shaved my legs and covered myself in clover (didn't have any oil) so I'm headed off to netto for some more alcopops

Fairy i've got the opposite problem, every time I see a 'medical professinal' I get the safe sex chat and a bag full of condoms! It's only been twelve weeks since my 3rd degree tear sex is the last thing on my mind!

Absolutely Lou! Myself, I'm on the ol' carrot oil, sizzling away nicely :)

Glad some progress was made at the hospital FG - glad medical experts are terming SW as meeting - very technical and appropriate medical language, very reassuring ;) Also working on the losing weight - need to lose a couple of stones really. So will be diet bud if ya need one!

Sat here, supposed to be planning, can't be bovvered innit?! Still a few more days til back to school, then only a short week so not too drastic. AF is but a whisper away, next cycle please!

How's you lovelies? xxxx

You lot don't need fakebake just some sunflower oil to catch the sun and lie out there. As I am preggers am being sensible and using olive oil as its full of goodness - right??

Sending you all huge smoochies!!

Muffin. good call on the 20/20 - did you chose a nice lurid shade, perhaps to match FG's bikini - we should all do that - it's still sunny - chose a flavour based on the colour of our thongs - bagsie the neon green one ;) Ooh and a spot on the roundabout - spinning and tanning + 20/20 = awesome fun times.

Um soz about RTD, think mine is on it's way, convinced self on holiday that I spotted symptoms - so tested on return last night - BFN - twice, cause oh no, didn't believe the first one - stupid meeeeeee.

FG - raspberry vodka with coke - yummy!

Umbongo sorry about RTD, think you need some more alcohol so I've got some 20/20 and some blue wkd. Also got you a slanket as it's gone a bit chilly

Dh reminded me that this time last year we were making mini muffin!!! All I remember is being totally peeed off with swi and ready to get the turkey baster out.

I'm so glad I had all you lovely ladies to chat to, people in rl didn't understand how hard it was. Mini muffin wouldn't be here without you thong and fugg boot chavs (wish I could give you all a big squeeze for getting me through 14 months of ttfc).

Lou not long now! Did you find out what your having?

Well going to try and get a couple more hours sleep before dd1 gets up.

Passes the thermal undies for the park and some baileys to keep us warm.

Wonder how Biccie, Lia et al are getting on. I believe Lia has laid a new baby but not heard any details.

Day 1. Here we go again.

I'm here FairyG, sorry it took so long, queue was orrid! Got usual white lightening and lambrini was on special, as was lager, take your pick!

Chilly today tho, might have to put a short skirt on to keep warm over your bikini!

Well I am on day 35 here, no symptoms at all, of anything, rtd or anything else, so I guess I am just on a long cycle this month after the last few 31 dayers. I'm sure rtd will be along soon (ie tomorrow!) so Cheersh!

Gutted that I missed the pimms! Summer in a glass :) Also loving the weather FG and the fact it is half term, oh yeah! Only managed SW4 - at the very beginning of fertile period and end of it - not in the middle important bit! So think the possibility of NYE baby is outta the question - onward and upward then - early 2012 here we come!

I think I am permanently envious of pregnant acquaintances and mates atm. But hoping some time away with the DH will soothe the greenness. Off to the Canaries on the morrow for some fun :) xxx

[Passes round the Pimms] We might be chavs but its only 9.30am so need something a bit like a fizzy drink to get us going.

I hope you are all ok and cheered by the sunny weather.

My granddad aged 92 broke his shoulder as basically he forgot he was no longer 21. Bless him he is in hospital now. Might go and see him later for a little while.

Sorry you have been feeling crap FG I am, if being honest, relieved that it was swi 3 not 13! I did think that 13 was a touch too keen for the long term ttcer!

We have managed the huge total of sw 2, neither of which were at a particularly relevant time! So obviously not pg this month although another of my mum mates announced today that she is pg with no3 so obviously not jealous or anything! She did send out a text though so I had a chance to organise my face into a congratulation shape by the time I saw her! (rather than the face that was there when I read her text)( oh, and [blubbing])

You lot are slack and have lives or something strange like that.....

Yep been thinking that way myself, I am happy for people but it is hard also. Especially when you're tired - so I'll turn down the moaning dial a little. We're all quiet, how are things people? xx

Cheers PTP I've brought some more supplies! and Good Luck said through gritted teeth to all newly preg ones. Although I think the one with the weekly updates needs to be hidden!

Everyone seems to be pregnant - argggh to facebook announcements, one girl I know announced to the world (ie Fb) at 9 weeks! And keeps using an app everyweek to update us as to baby's development progress, ick - maybe it's just envy speaking but errrr. Now dh's cousin is pregnant again, more announcements today as well, it sucks. Rant over. Um and Pants see ya for some cider, there's plenty of room on the bench! :)

Not too bad today thanks Pants, how are you doing? I think both your fb announcements could be April fools - or someone somewhere is being a fool!

That'll teach me to check my facebook......two preg announcements, both after 12. What do you reckon?

One is sil, who no longer lives with bil because they "can't live together" - more like they get more benefits this way.

One is friend who has 4 kids, unemployed dh and he's had snip.......

I didn't think it was just me with no sense of humour sensitive about these things!!