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We're not cheap but sore bits are on special this week.

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Fairygodmother1 · 05/02/2011 09:51

Our new home Chavettes...by starting this thread I hope it's my turn do win a baby Grin

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HalleLouja · 20/08/2011 15:35

BFG I get it you have been reading roald dahl x

UmBongo · 20/08/2011 13:23

F

HalleLouja · 20/08/2011 09:39

B??

UmBongo · 20/08/2011 08:56

B

HalleLouja · 19/08/2011 09:03

[Wanders in innocently]

POAS!! Grin

How are you all??

[drinks remainder of booze]

[Walks out sheepishly - someone had to ask the question]

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Fairygodmother1 · 18/08/2011 07:37

Sore boobs for the last 5 days (too early), feel amazing sick yesterday (seem fine today) heart burn for 2 days (gone today)! RTD could be here any time from now! but I'm guessing some time in next 7 days! Tes plenty of tequila to share - with or without the lemon/lime & salt?

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UmBongo · 17/08/2011 21:59

Also symptom spotting. Don't know why particularly, I am driving myself round the bend, apart from we actually had sex this month at the correct ewcm time! So obviously am pg. Except for the fact that I'm not, obviously! Got any tequila to spare? CD34 of between 30 - 36. Even collected fmu this morning but then read test and it said it worked better 7 days after rtd due. Damn cheepie thing, so chucked fmu out and decided that torturing myself was better than a bfn (which of course I could have continued to torture myself with - faulty test, too early to tell etc etc etc)Confused

Wake me up in a week - off to down all the booze in the house.

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Fairygodmother1 · 17/08/2011 08:38

Hey everyone!

CD29 & symptom spotting like mad. Someone pour a ton of tequila down my throat & knock me out for the next week or so.

How's you Umb?

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Fairygodmother1 · 13/08/2011 15:06

I've been shopping this morning, now very ready for a nap!!!!

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UmBongo · 13/08/2011 14:30

Finishes the booze Lou left! We are playing in the mud this afternoon - well ds is, and I am faffing about in the house!

HalleLouja · 13/08/2011 10:55

[Drinks all the tequila]

I am still here not sure about the other chavs.

DD is now 11 weeks - not sure how that happened..... We are going to the zoo later what are you lot upto?

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Fairygodmother1 · 13/08/2011 07:41

Lol, am back with lashings of mojito, tequila & sangria!!!!! All bronzed too! Where is everyone???

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UmBongo · 11/08/2011 10:57

Just back from 5 days camping in england - thats my summer holiday! With dh itching to get home and get on with his jobs half the time! Ooooh, Tenerife! Sun! I think I may have forgotton what that is!

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Fairygodmother1 · 03/08/2011 15:45

Tenerife, never been before.

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HalleLouja · 03/08/2011 10:05

Where are you off to?

We are going away in this country but not until October

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Fairygodmother1 · 03/08/2011 07:46

Ooh am far too excited...I'm going on holiday tomorrow! Where is everyone? I'm running 5 mins with 1 min walk for 50 mins now!!!

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HalleLouja · 31/07/2011 10:45

I said to DS why is my top all wet and he replied "It's because your boobies are leaking!" Made me snigger. Maybe one day he can compete with Jeffrey - he is in training.

[Nicks all of FG's woo woo and downs it]

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Fairygodmother1 · 31/07/2011 08:24

PMPL!!! How funny is Jeffrey!

CD12 SWI 4 - and now the lightest I've been in 2 years.

Thanks for the white lightening & anyone want some Aldi alcohol that I've mixed into a Woo woo?? Got fruit from the peach schnapps & cranberry juice (which is also good for sore bits) plus the vodka!!

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UmBongo · 30/07/2011 21:13

WE LOVE JEFFREY!!!

Bet you felt good writing that about no more swi Lou!

Icedlemonmuffin · 30/07/2011 21:03

Having two isn't as bad as I thought it would be, but I suppose the big age gap plays a big part in that. Dd1 loves to help and is really independant.

Someone asked dd1 what was her favourite bit about finally having a little sister and she said when dd2 rolls over and trumps!!!

HalleLouja · 30/07/2011 18:45

Ds loves dd more than anything. Thank god. It's really sweet. Juggling 2 is hard and am going to stop so no swi ing for me again.

Has Jeffrey made any funny quotes recently?

Icedlemonmuffin · 30/07/2011 14:30

Lou I'm in bed with a throat infection so pass the White lightning over here please.

Jeffrey is good, well she survived the first week of school hols so that's good. She loves mini muffin now she is more interactive, wasn't super keen as first, but that's not really surprising as she had been no 1 for nearly 8 years. She has mentioned she wouldn't mind if she got a brother next time!!!

How is your little one taking to his new baby sister?

A bit Envy at the quick labours.

Well better go mini wants feeding and she doesn't like to wait.

HalleLouja · 29/07/2011 21:14

Welcome to the world baby James. 2 hours shikes that is fast. You just wanted to beat me and my 3 hour labour Grin

I am going to try and go for a run this weekend. I am I am I am.... Have managed to lose baby weight but need to tone up lots...

What you chavs up to this weekend? Fancy some white lightening in the park?

Lemony - how is Jeffrey hope she is ok. Feed mini one muffins she might put them into her mouth.

DD is good and growing fast. She is smiling and really alert now. Hugs to you all.

permatannedpumpkin · 29/07/2011 13:02

Congrats Biccie :) Can't believe mini muffin is six months already, time does fly.

Also v impressed with the runners, can't believe how motivated you all are!
I'm sure you'll rock the bikini on your hols FG :)

x

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Fairygodmother1 · 29/07/2011 08:27

Aww congrats Biccie & wow!!!! Sore bits for you too! Grin. Lemony how time flies!!!

Another 1lb off - not much this week but RTD did ruin running last wee. 1 week till holiday! Hope the bikini body is looking better.

CD11 & SWI 3!

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