We're not cheap but sore bits are on special this week.

:) maybe that could be a new thing - fruit shots - love it!

Also crossing fingers Fairy :)

Sorry meant fruit shoot not fruit shot that would be too chavvy

Fingers crossed Fairy!

Wow Pumpkin more than half way there now. Congrats on being team blue, lots of boys about, my sister is having a boy and I'm sure Pants is team blue.

Me and mini chav muffin will come down the park just need to go and get her a happy meal and a fruit shot first

Mucho congrats Um :) So happy for you! xxxx

Sorry have been awol, mostly sleeping if I'm honest :)

About 22 and a bit weeks here, been sorting out the house as we have tons of junk to throw out (including a hardly been used exercise bike), been totally boring these summer hols really and not looking forward to returning to school and my commute - eeek! Or planning... which I haven't done yet - oh well, might bunk off and head to the park!

Ooh and we found out we're having a boy :)

How are you all? xxx

Ab Circle Pro????

No lucky charms round here, sorry, but I only made it to week 5 of the couch to 5k, and Lou and someone else said they never made it to the end either!

There was a spaarkly boob tube round here somewhere, I'll send that round for you. Sorry for your bfn I was really hoping that we would both be lucky this time.

Don't worry I will stay in the park with you until you win your baby.

I can even lend you my old thongs.

Not even a cheeky cheap test? What is the longest your cycle has been? If you exclude the time it all went haywire.......

Thank you all! If it makes you feel any less then I a living in a merry paranoid hell at the moment, every slight twinge of stomach makes me want to check to make sure there is no bleeding, but sometimes putting off going to check cos I am too scared! Please can someone remove my hyperactive imagination with a spoon so I can just wander aimlessly through the next 8 months.

Anyone know what antibiotics for what disease I can claim to be on to prevent me from drinking as we are camping this weekend and I don't really want to own up to the real reason for the teetotalism?

I have also invented an ankle pain as I daren't run and am feeling a bit knackered anyway!

Yes Lemony you should get a full time job to keep Jeffrey in the style she wishes to become accustomed!

Lou I'm even more mental now with sleep deprivation thrown in, can't believe I keep thinking about hopefully having a third!!

Dd1 did say she wouldn't mind another brother or sister in a couple of years, but she did say I couldn't have the same gap as between her and dd2 (seven and a half years) as I would be too old at forty for another baby and should have a full time job by then!!!

Dd2 will nap in her cot most days, I put her down awake and then just do little jobs upstairs (or jump in the shower) so that she can still hear me and most days she usually just drifts off. It's just night times I've got to crack now.

Z is good and A her brother still loves her. I just need to get her to nap in her cot and all will be perfect. Though I shouldn't really complain as she sleeps in her crib ok at night.

How are PTP, Pants, Biccie and anyone else who has gone awol?

We miss Jeffrey and we have never met her

[Thinks anyone who reads this fred and doesn't "know" us must think we are totally a bit mental]

Umbongo I am so happy for you, massive congratulations and I will be sending vibes to your little bean telling it to stay put until it's given it's eviction notice in April. I feel silly but I could cry.

Fingers crossed for Fairy and getting a BFP very soon.

My sister is due the same time as Pants and when I saw her yesterday she had the cutest bum (had a little bum envy) and I got really excited and nearly cried then. I really need a decent nights sleep!

Mini muffin is nearly seven months old and is crawling backwards.

Big waves to Lou how is little Z?

Waves to any other chavs I've missed. Hope everyone is well and have been enjoying the school hols only two weeks left. Mini muffin is going to miss dd1 aka Jeffrey loads when she goes back.

Thank you Lou and thank you for kindly finishing the booze! Now all I have to do is chuffing well STAY pregnant til April, until I can have a healthy happy baby, no mucking about this time!

Have so far only told DH and you lot! Don't know how long that will last though!

Liking the Roald Dahl reference as I hopefully will be a BFG by April! And if it all goes according to plan, ds's birthday is in March, so in future everyone will think I planned 2 children like that, only we will know of the 3 hard years in the middle!

Grabs the booze off fivealive. You can't drink but I can. Congrats my lovey. I thought I was quite funny really with my roald dahl jokes.

(Does some quiet whoops to celebrate)

Ha, I knew you would be lurking Lou!

Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee