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Conception

When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

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Fairygodmother1 · 05/02/2011 09:51

Our new home Chavettes...by starting this thread I hope it's my turn do win a baby Grin

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Fairygodmother1 · 21/09/2011 22:27

Hey all!!!

Well temperature is going up & down like a ride at thorpe park - but the EWCM turned up when the phone app said it would & Ov was supposed to be monday!
Got Cons on Monday so will be giving him/her some hell cos I am fed up of not knowing what is going on or able to control anything!!!

I love Jeremy & Kyle!!!

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Icedlemonmuffin · 19/09/2011 22:22

Big congrats to Youngie on a little pink chav and congrats Umbongo on having two heartbeats, as for being abnormal and going mental well I'd say that's normal for us chavvies!!!

Sorry been AWOL but life (going back to school) and lack of sleep have really got in the way!!

Love the idea of chav twins, if they were boys they could be Jeremy and KyleGrin or Aldi and Lidl.

Big waves to everyone, Lou hope ds is feeling better and Fairy hope the temp taking works and don't forget to put a pillow under your bum and your legs in the air, after swi not temp taking, that would be a bit odd.

UmBongo · 18/09/2011 19:24

OK, where is a good honest craving when you want one? All I seem to be doing is crossing foods off the edible list not adding them! No to sausages and no to burgers. Hard when ds likes both and will eat them without moaning or too much faffing about! Envy [again not envious just green!]

UmBongo · 18/09/2011 11:14

Good Luck FairyG, here's to ovulation and SWI!

Glad ds is better Lou, hospitals are better avoided!

Still feeling "reassuringly Queasy" and am having a slow morning! BrewBrewBrew

HalleLouja · 17/09/2011 11:07

Give us a S, give us a W, give us an I! What do you get? More fun in the bedroom than I am getting Wink

HalleLouja · 17/09/2011 11:05

DS is better - he had a viral infection but they thought it was something more serious on Sunday night that is why he was admitted.

permatannedpumpkin · 15/09/2011 21:54

Fingers crossed FG :) xxx

Hope DS is better Lou? x

Fairygodmother1 · 15/09/2011 16:53

LOL @ Lou!!!! Grin But what's happened to DS to end up in hosp?

Well EWCM started yesterday (Swi last night Smile) temp is starting to go up to fingers crossed I am actually ovulating cos my new phone app thing says I'm at highly fertile time. Pom Pom at the ready, fingers crossed & every other superstitious thing us crazy girlies have been doing...It's gotta be my turn now!!!!!!!

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HalleLouja · 15/09/2011 15:03

Argh seeing as I am not having any more children you can use Tia and Maria if any of you chavettes has twins.

HalleLouja · 15/09/2011 15:02

No one can use Tia and Maria as they are my preferred names for twins. Classy hey!

DS has been in hospital this week but looks like he is getting better now. Although he was crying lots in his sleep last night. He ended up in bed with us. There were 4 in the bed and the little one said.... (although little one technically in side crib!)

permatannedpumpkin · 13/09/2011 21:54

Excellent news re the heartbeats Um :) I do love FG's Tia and Maria suggestion, fantastically chavvy!

Hope everyone is well, I am boring, just snotty (lovely new term germs)!

Fairygodmother1 · 13/09/2011 20:24

Immediately - I wake reach for thom & pop in my mouth & don't move till it beeps!!!

Twin names - Tia & Maria, Bicardi & Coke, Vodka & Orange, Benson & Hedges,

Glad everything is more setted mentally...keep up the queasiness!!!

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UmBongo · 13/09/2011 19:39

When you say you are taking it at the same time every day, is that IMMEDIATELY you wake up or do you wait for 7.30 every day?

No one round here is normal - I thought you knew that!

Twin names - Chas and Dave? Sharon and Tracy, Hope and Charity? Kylie and Jason?!!!!!!

Feeling better today, although still reassuringly queasy sometimes and really rather knackered! Mentalling has gone a bit although no doubt by the time my 12 week scan comes round it will be back, with interest probably!

HalleLouja · 13/09/2011 17:26

FG no comment with regards to you being abnormal Grin

Fairygodmother1 · 13/09/2011 17:07

Cor am over that shock now!!! I though you were gonna be the first to give us Chav twins, ooh think of the fun adorable names we could of come up with Grin

How you feeling Umb?

This temp thing aint going well (even got an app on my phone now) but my prob is that even though I'm taking it the same time every day it still looks like a picture of a mountain range with my temp going up & down every day!

Why am i so abnormal??? Confused Hmm

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HalleLouja · 12/09/2011 21:15

Yay xx

Fairygodmother1 · 12/09/2011 16:37

I thought you had twins!!!!!! Grin

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UmBongo · 12/09/2011 13:36

I have 2 heartbeats!!!!!!!! One belonging to a determined 17mm big being! (And one is mine in case anyone thinks I am having twins!!!!)

I have seen the teenie tiny being and it's heart was fluttering brilliantly.

Well done on the work front FairyG, hope it is going well.

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UmBongo · 12/09/2011 09:01

Been awake since about half five this morning, and am a bit nervous! [understatement emoticon] Not sure if the queasyness this morning is nerves or preg related!

Thanks for the hugs FairyG, I will report this afternoon.

Fairygodmother1 · 12/09/2011 06:26

A quick post before getting up for WORK had 1 1/2 days last week & have 4 mornings this week!

Umb big hgs! My sister spotted with my niece through nearly all her pg but she's a happy, healthy 7 year old! Let us know how you go!

Doing the temp thing & my temp seems to be up & down daily! I suppose it takes a couple of months to get into it!

How is everyone???

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HalleLouja · 10/09/2011 15:51

I went through a week I could only eat stodge. Yummy mash potatoes, I couldn't manage much more. You only have 2 more sleeps....

UmBongo · 09/09/2011 18:58

Thanks Lou, I have spoken to a few friends who had a bit of spotting all the way through and even 2 who had definite bleeding, but by the time they could still feel the baby move they thought it was probably OK!

Clear today though Grin

Cooked sausages for tea tonight, seem to have a major issue with sausages at the moment, make me feel very queasy, only managed to eat 2 surrounded by a stack of veg!

HalleLouja · 09/09/2011 14:09

Had spotting both times. Scary but not always a reason to fret. Good luck for Monday.

UmBongo · 08/09/2011 22:24

Been to see midwife, and she has got me an early scan on Monday! So I only have to wait 4 more nights to find out if I am on course for my second miscarriage or my second child. Place your bets. (Not that I am feeling overly pessimistic or anything!) Now all I have to do is try and sleep for those 4 nights Hmm

Still feeling reassuringly queasy though Envy (not jealous, just green)

Spotting yesterday, clear today.

Brain noticeable by its alternating between paranoia and non functioning!

permatannedpumpkin · 06/09/2011 21:23

You'd be surprised FG - I did supply the other September and I was in school the second week of term!Smile
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