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Fairygodmother1 · 05/02/2011 09:51

Our new home Chavettes...by starting this thread I hope it's my turn do win a baby Grin

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Fairygodmother1 · 13/10/2011 13:50

LOL!!! I miss you guys when you're not around!!! People who understand my madness!!!

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HalleLouja · 12/10/2011 11:28

Or they can't run fast enough Grin.

UmBongo · 12/10/2011 09:06

They are the people who don't run and hide! Possibly cos they can't be bothered! Grin

HalleLouja · 11/10/2011 18:13

You have friends in rl? Really Wink I only have you chavs.

UmBongo · 09/10/2011 18:44

Thanks Lou, but a friend in rl has offered her book thanks! Ds is 5 in march and this one is not due til end of april. Ds is very good at questions and I think I am putting those off! He has seen plenty of his friends mums preg with dc2 and 3, but I think until I am showing a bump I can avoid the inevitable!

Love "where do the orange people come from?"Grin I think I may have wondered that myself!

Fairygodmother1 · 08/10/2011 22:30

A tot of whisky might do mini-muffin some good Iced lol

Lol @ your niece & DD! My nephew asked what happens to your house when you move - Does it get knocked down? Ah Bless. We've also booked a holiday to Disney Paris next April (hoping that it'll be jinxed & I'll not be able to go on a ride - which I love - because I'll have a bump) with my whole family. My mum asked today who was going so I said, "Me!" To which my nephew repied, "Oh not again, you've been before. You have photos!" Bless him!!!

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Icedlemonmuffin · 08/10/2011 21:51

Umbongo so happy about your scan! How old is your little one? We had to tell dd1 when I was ten weeks as I had to go into hospital (on a drip for dehydration due to much vomming) but she was 7 then so it was easier to explain.

Well mini muffin is a total chav with her head band (has very little hair so can't do pineapple hair do yet) with her name on, gold chain (with name on), and her bottle of ribena!!! Deffo got to move to the bus stop what with the snow on it's way, so might put tea in her bottle next week keep the little chav warm.

Another something to make you laugh, but this time from my niece.
My two sisters (22 and 19) love their fake tan and can sometimes over do it and look a little orange. So my niece and dd1 were talking about holidays and exotic places (like hull) when my niece asks my sister where she is from?

Sister - 'england like you'

niece - 'no where are you really from, because you can't be from England you are really different'

sister - 'what Confused'

niece - 'where do all the orange people like you come from?'

My sister still can't convince my niece she isn't from some strange far away land.

Dd1 did write in her topic book in year 1 that 'nanny lives in the blue building near asda and has lots of felt tips in her bag' ,my mum goes to bingo on a Tuesday night.

HalleLouja · 08/10/2011 19:35

Um I told ds early on but he was younger and didn't totally understand. I have a book am happy to send you if you want it. It's a kids book and explains it. Pm me if interested

Fairygodmother1 · 08/10/2011 19:12

Sorry have no experience of telling older siblings! Smile

Ooh if you have a girl you can get those pram blankets that are all frilly & those hair clips & headbands that have lace & roses!!!

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UmBongo · 08/10/2011 18:02

Yes, looking forward to having belly hanging out between too tight top and velour trackie bottoms! Hope I get a girl then I can get some of those socks with frills round them for her!

How long should I wait before I tell ds?

Fairygodmother1 · 08/10/2011 16:21

These trackies are far too comfy to take off (back in velour trackie with glittery thong straps showing as its turned very cold). You'll look gorgeous (or is it Reem now?) wth a preggy-belly Umb!!!

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HalleLouja · 08/10/2011 14:49

Good point um. You would need to find non chavy clothes if you were to go anywhere.

UmBongo · 08/10/2011 09:04

I'm not going anywhere! Where would I go? Dressed like this!

Fairygodmother1 · 07/10/2011 22:32

Yeah bus shelter sounds much warmer & cosier! You can also be my birth TTC partner - hold my hand to get me there! Fingers Crossed for a BFP by xmas!!!!

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HalleLouja · 07/10/2011 22:11

I am here FG. I have no life I couldn't bear to leave the park, although we might need to relocate to the bus shelter now its getting cold/er.

Fairygodmother1 · 07/10/2011 20:39

Maybe we should all go to Hull for a holiday Hmm

Glad he/she is still wriggling around & Maybe no more nails might help too?

Yes PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME!!!!!!!! Sad

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HalleLouja · 07/10/2011 13:46

The super glue was for baby and your head. Looks like it was a good purchase. Well done baby fiveaalive for doing what you are meant to do.

Fiveaalive you have to stay though. No running away to hang out with some non chavs.

UmBongo · 07/10/2011 12:36

Thank you all for your thoughts and support! It's still there and wriggling away like a good'un! I've made it to 12 weeks so HOORAY!GrinGrinGrin

Was the superglue to stop my head from falling apart Lou? Thank you!

Thank you for the Jeffrey anecdote! Hull is exotic - hmm, will have to think about that one! Good luck for the crawling!

HalleLouja · 07/10/2011 08:35

Fiveaalive I think you need some super glue. Fingers crossed all is ok today Thanks

Fairygodmother1 · 06/10/2011 22:32

Aww we love Jeffrey!!! OMG! Mini-muffin is crawling already! How time flies.
keeping everything crossed Um

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HalleLouja · 06/10/2011 21:49

Iced any more funny Jeffrey stories?

HalleLouja · 06/10/2011 21:48

Got all my fingers and toes crossed for you!!!!

Icedlemonmuffin · 06/10/2011 19:08

Umbongo will be thinking of you tomorrow. I was shaking so much when I had my 12 week scan and I was nearly in tears before I got into the room.

Fairy fingers crossed you don't need to do the drugs.

Lou dd1 was a frequent flyer at a&e when she was about your ds age, not much fun sat waiting to see a doctor for four hours and then have dd1 refuse to let him near her because he was 'a green man' (in scrubs) and she didn't like green men!

Mini muffin is teething, her four top teeth, and is crawling. So I'm shattered.

Big waves to everyone else, hope you are all well.

Oh and to make you laugh dd1 was watching the news about the man who got attacked by the shark and said she would love to go somewhere exotic but would rather go somewhere safe like Thailand or the Isle of Man!! Then she said my mum told her Hull was rather exotic. My mum and dd1 are as daft as each other.

UmBongo · 06/10/2011 14:55

Cheersh Lou! I'll jusht go back to shleep now. [snores]

HalleLouja · 06/10/2011 14:08

[Passes fivealive some hardcore drugs to knock her out]