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Conception

When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

We're not cheap but sore bits are on special this week.

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Fairygodmother1 · 05/02/2011 09:51

Our new home Chavettes...by starting this thread I hope it's my turn do win a baby Grin

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HalleLouja · 31/10/2011 11:17

She scooted off her mat and half way across the lounge earlier. She was on her back but a worrying start.

UmBongo · 31/10/2011 10:59

5! Wow, I don't think I managed that much!

How come you have an unwatched Pretty Woman DVD? I thought that was compulsory viewing! Lou!

I like the Monsoon dress, but am unlikely to be a size 12 for quite some time - although I have already told a friend who I got onto the Couch to 5K plan, that I will be starting it again next "summer" which gives me at least until the end of august to start!

Well done on the sitting up Z, just don't move too soon!

Fairygodmother1 · 31/10/2011 09:37

LOL at Z! These girlies must be getting their craziness from us chavvies! They learn well! [hsmile]. Will let you know when MO arrives!

Happy Halloween everyone - what costumes are we wearing tonight. I'm hoping for a treat in the park but if this rain carries on then it will have to be the bus stop.

In other news - CD 17 & feeling periody...could it be that SWI is at 5!!! [hwink]

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HalleLouja · 30/10/2011 20:35

Well FG you will have to let me know if you get on with the massage oil.

In other news Z who you may remember was 4 weeks premmie is now 5 months old. She can now sit by herself for a ltittle while. Help. Me thinks she might be an early mover. Maybe she has been talking to kamikaze mini muffin. [hhmm]

Fairygodmother1 · 29/10/2011 15:27

Ooh stared my royal jelly today!

Anyone off to Halloween parties tonight? [hsmile]

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Fairygodmother1 · 28/10/2011 15:01

Maybe the massage oil will help??? [hwink]

Gonna try some royal jelly too (ooh the madness is setting in...)

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HalleLouja · 28/10/2011 11:48

Haha!!

Fairygodmother1 · 28/10/2011 11:17

I loved some of the clothes for kids but as I've not actually conceived yet I dared not bid...lol.

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HalleLouja · 28/10/2011 11:04

If any of you wins my stuff let me know and will make sure I only charge you actual cost of posting. There is some lovely stuff just too much of it!

HalleLouja · 28/10/2011 11:01

Its a deal. I will post and let you know the cost. We are having a massive clear out at the moment. Bags of rubbish being removed. Lots of kids clothes and other junk.

If any o

Fairygodmother1 · 28/10/2011 07:59

Well I suppose we could call him Louis? [hwink]

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HalleLouja · 27/10/2011 18:38

You can have it for price of postage if you pm I can give you paypal details. However, if you have a baby conceived using the oil the baby gets named after me even if it is a boy...

Fairygodmother1 · 27/10/2011 18:23

Ooh I could do with massage oil - how much Lou?

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HalleLouja · 27/10/2011 18:13

I found some passion fruit warming massage oil if you want me to send it to you. Its unused and in sealed packaging!

The rest of my worldly goods are for sale on ebay if you want to look. Please do.

HalleLouja · 27/10/2011 18:03

I am multi tasking. Feeding baby in one arm and typing in other.

Belated birthday wishes FG!

Fairygodmother1 · 26/10/2011 20:10

Lou why are you typing one handed?

lemony Go dare-devil mini-muffin.

Umb yay for the bump, fingers crossed I'm not too far behind you. CD12 & have EWCM today & a pain in my left hip area so fingers crossed. BDed last night but thinking we should tonight just to make sure! [hgrin]

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UmBongo · 26/10/2011 12:24

Happy Birthday Fairy! Wondered where you had disappeared. Thought you'd found a new bus shelter. Congratulations on first lot of DRUGS Grin

I'm beginning to feel better, nausea mostly gone, bump beginning to look like too much cake. Have started to tell random people as well as close friends and family. Am beginning to believe that this will actually happen!

I am only on mn now cos I am supposed to be sorting and tidying the house! But I think I can now stop for lunch! Ds is with grandma today!

Icedlemonmuffin · 25/10/2011 20:39

Happy (belated) Birthday Fairy! Sorry we missed it we should make up for it and go down the park with some vodka and wkd.

Mini muffin has started to stand this week but will just let go a throw herself down, which she thinks is great, but my nerves don't! It's half term so dd1 is around alot more and I think mini muffin is jealous because if dd1 goes near me or dh when she is around mini muffin bites dd1.

Well better go dd1 needs tucking in.

HalleLouja · 25/10/2011 19:17

Rissotto yummy soup too. How was birthday? Typing one handed x

Fairygodmother1 · 25/10/2011 14:09

I'm back!!! had no internet for 2 weeks!! You lot missed my birthday & everything!!! Grin
Also RTD came & went without too much pain & taken forst round of clomid! Anything I missed?

How was the soup & rissotto?

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HalleLouja · 17/10/2011 17:21

I have some stock just need to make some soup. Made some nice spanish rissotto last week it was really yummy and easy too.

I am very domesticated. Well would be if I learnt to clean and iron. Apart from that am good Grin

UmBongo · 17/10/2011 13:19

Tasty too Grin

UmBongo · 17/10/2011 12:20

I am making soup. Real proppa homemade stuff. (Although there was a tin of tomatoes went in, but that is the only can involved!)

Now all I have to do to become domesticated is find and clean every floor in the house. And the loos. And the shower room.

Did have more sleep last night than I have had for a while, don't know if that may be helping!

HalleLouja · 13/10/2011 18:32

I am sane! Not sure about the rest of you.

[um yes I believe you emoticon]

UmBongo · 13/10/2011 14:27

Madness? What Madness? This is normal (for round here) No Madness here.

[wanders off, twitching]

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