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Fairygodmother1 · 05/02/2011 09:51

Our new home Chavettes...by starting this thread I hope it's my turn do win a baby Grin

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BarUmbug · 19/12/2011 19:52

oh, I wanted a Brew with a hat on!

BarUmbug · 19/12/2011 19:51

When are you going in for L&D FairyG? Well done for the positive vibes, I will send some over too.

5 kids! Aargh! 2 will be enough hard work, I am not getting any younger and this pregnancy has more side effects than the last one.

[fbrew]

FairyonthetreeG · 19/12/2011 12:46

Thanks girlies - Feeling quite positive about it at the mo! I really do think that it will help me win that baby.

Ooh I do love a bit of Gaviscon at Xmas Um!!! PMPL. My upstairs really needs doing.

Lou I seems normal to have about 5 these days! Xmas Shock!!!!

BarUmbug · 19/12/2011 12:41

Sorry about rtd FairyG, Tis truly stinky and not at all festive. Have all my booze, I am on the Gaviscon now. Proper 'ard me!

My downstairs too is mostly sorted but yes, no-one looks at upstairs!

Good luck to everyone for the final push before christmas.

ILOUminatedXmasTree · 19/12/2011 09:08

FG sounds like you need some booze. Poor you. I know its very little compensation now but when you do win that baby of yours a lot of the pain will disappear. With me its not enough to want another one but I have two already and another one would be greedy.

FairyonthetreeG · 17/12/2011 09:30

Well RTD got me so feeling pretty crap! All going ahead for Lap & dye next week!!! Why are we not catching one of the crafty buggers???? I shall be cracking open the alcohol over xmas (and the massage oil if I'm up for it!!! Xmas Grin)
christmas shopping all done, downstairs sorted but upstairs still to do!!!

BarUmbug · 16/12/2011 14:29

Someone get me some baileys please. I have just sat down and realised that was a bad plan cos I ought to be getting on and am not. Just 2 more days of school to get everything sorted while ds is out!

House still total grot hole, but I have finished the christmas shopping - Hooray!

Brew
FairyonthetreeG · 12/12/2011 22:40

We need to get the baileys open...

ILOUminatedXmasTree · 12/12/2011 21:00

Yay to name changes. Its getting festive round here.

FairyonthetreeG · 12/12/2011 19:31

You go Lou!!!! We really need a good chavvy knees up & get totally smashed - even if it is just the 3 of us!

Yay BarUmbug!!!!!! I had a busy weekend - my nephew & my cousin both turn two this month so 2 days of toddlers parties!!!! Christmas presents all bought (but yet to arrive in the post) & all cards sent/given!!!

I've got pre-christmas clean up to do especialy as I have a Lap & Dye just before Christmas!!!!

BarUmbug · 11/12/2011 23:04

Bonkers busy weekend! Must sort the house this week and finish christmas shopping and write buy cards. Friends coming round on saturday and the house is a total grot hole.

Hope you had a jolly squiffy evening yesterday Lou!

ILOUminatedXmasTree · 11/12/2011 18:45

Was slightly squiffy.

FairyonthetreeG · 10/12/2011 20:35

I love sambuca too - any reason for the announcement??? lol Thanks Lou

Where are the other chavs????? Xmas Hmm

ILOUminatedXmasTree · 10/12/2011 00:13

Umbungo you need to use fg's nickname that is fab.

ILOUminatedXmasTree · 10/12/2011 00:12

I love sambuca

FairyonthetreeG · 09/12/2011 19:48

I'm feeling ya BarUmbug (get it) Xmas Grin. I'm totally not in the festive mood. Just 2 presents to go!!!!!

UmBongo · 08/12/2011 23:56

I am here - but am now going to bed. Love the new name Lou. Xmas Grin [festive knackered emotican]

Have been christmas shopping on Book people and Amazon websites this evening. Am now nearly half way through the present list. I am having a huge problem motivating myself this year!

ILOUminatedXmasTree · 08/12/2011 21:46

Gotta love the Xmas smilies.

ILOUminatedXmasTree · 08/12/2011 21:46
Xmas Grin
ILOUminatedXmasTree · 08/12/2011 21:46

Oi chavettes where are you??????

ILOUminatedXmasTree · 06/12/2011 19:08

Twirls.

FairyonthetreeG · 06/12/2011 14:45

PMPL!!! I love it! Xmas Grin

ILOUminatedXmasTree · 06/12/2011 13:25

Do you like my new name??

HalleLouja · 06/12/2011 13:20

ILouminatedXmasTree I like it

FairyonthetreeG · 06/12/2011 12:51

Chrismas DeLoucacies (??)
MistLoutoe
IlLouminatedtree (or anything that can be Illuminated)
YuLoutide
BethLouhem
HoLouday
JingLou Bells
King WencesLou
CeLoubrate
Hark Lou Herald

To name a few...can you tell I'm bored!!! Xmas Smile

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