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When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

We're not cheap but sore bits are on special this week.

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Fairygodmother1 · 05/02/2011 09:51

Our new home Chavettes...by starting this thread I hope it's my turn do win a baby Grin

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FairyonthetreeG · 24/12/2011 12:03

If not here the on the clomid thread! lol. It was a long time ago that I spoke to her so maybe it was on the clomid one - Nappy brain must be catching in here lol!

Are we all sorted for xmas?

I'm getting about much easier - slightly uncomfortable but feel so much more my self!

Have a good Christmas everyone!!!! Xmas Smile

ILOUminatedXmasTree · 24/12/2011 10:21

Really?? Sure it wasn't one of your other threads? Though I have lost most of my brain so ignore me.

FairyonthetreeG · 24/12/2011 03:55

Yeah she was on our thread many moons ago!!!!!

ILOUminatedXmasTree · 23/12/2011 22:15

Highheels????

FairyonthetreeG · 23/12/2011 21:04

We missed you!! gad mini muffin is well & Jeffry is on top form as usual. My nephew told me yesterday that he wanted a cat to call him Peter rabbit! He also asked me if he'd see me having my baby today - I said not yet but you wouldn't want to see that anyway! lol

Spoke to Highheels & her little girl is 6 months old!!!!!

Although I really want a baby, I think 4 in one go would be too many!!!!! I'd be freaking out! lol

ILOUminatedXmasTree · 23/12/2011 17:46

Just don't get pregnant. Job done.

Pmsl at side partition. I have an image of a little girl walking around with a wall attached to one of her sides.

Icedlemonmuffin · 23/12/2011 15:35

Posted too soon.. Lou I would break down if I was ever told i was having quads, that lady is amazingly calm about.

My sister was really calm when they said it was twins and was hoping for a natural birth ( glad it was her and not me) though it does scare me that if I ever got pregnant again it could be more than one.

Icedlemonmuffin · 23/12/2011 15:30

Pants due date was yesterday, day after my sister, so could be snuggling her little blue bundle right now. Big waves to Pants hope you come back and tell us all about it when he arrives.

Dd1 asked for a side partition this morning! She wanted a side parting in her hair.

ILOUminatedXmasTree · 23/12/2011 09:06

Me again. I think Pants is due soon. Fingers crossed it all goes to plan for her. Hello pants if you are there.

ILOUminatedXmasTree · 23/12/2011 09:04

Have you read the quads thread in pregnancy? Now that is scary. Imagine going for a scan and being told there are not 1 or 2 or 3 but 4 babies in there. Think I would cry and not in joy.

ILOUminatedXmasTree · 23/12/2011 09:03

Whoop to baby FGs being conceived in 2012.

ILOUminatedXmasTree · 23/12/2011 09:03

We love Jeffrey. That is all.

Icedlemonmuffin · 23/12/2011 08:09

Hi chavs! I hope you are all wearing your red fluffy Xmas thongs, fairy wings and tinsel in your hair.

Sorry I've been AWOL but we had colds and teeth and not alot of sleep, I don't function very well on so little sleep.

Fairy good news on your lap and dye glad your kinky tube won't be a problem.

I thought Um was talking about her downstairs but then did wonder what was meant by upstairs, armpits or head!

My sister was due on Wednesday so just waiting for 'the call', dd1 thinks if he arrives on Christmas day that his second name should be Jesus! My sister said she will think about it.

Well better get up, mini muffin is still asleep beside me but dd1 is hungry, hope you all have a great Christmas and I promise to try to post more.

FairyonthetreeG · 23/12/2011 07:35

LOL Lou8!!!

You coud try the easter bunny?

ILOUminatedXmasTree · 22/12/2011 20:52

If its a girl will be called Lou and Lewis for a boy after my kind donation of massage oil Xmas Grin.

Am not sure what I am going to do when Xmas is over and I can't bribe boy child with Santa not bringing him his pressies.

FairyonthetreeG · 22/12/2011 13:00

Lol Um I'm wondering when my downstairs will get the once over cos it's not feeling too bad today. It's around my belly button that hurts the most! Also not as gassy as I thought I'd be. All good news though - except slight kink in left tube but doesn't mean that it's blocked! Xmas Grin so get your pom poms out girlies for a 2012 Baby Fairy

BarUmbug · 22/12/2011 09:42

Morning FairyG

Hope you are ok this morning. Have a baileys hot chocolate on me!

You're all mean and rude - of course I was talking about my house! 'my' downstairs hasn't had any housekeeping done either! Xmas Grin

FairyonthetreeG · 22/12/2011 07:59

When LOU?

ILOUminatedXmasTree · 20/12/2011 13:26
Wine

Sorry fg didn't mean to be insensitive.

FairyonthetreeG · 20/12/2011 13:07

or should that be Brew

FairyonthetreeG · 20/12/2011 13:07

Lou I thought that Um was talking about 'her' downstairs at first!!!!!!

Two is a good number, I'd be happy with 1 at the mo!!!

Bailey's hotchocolate is lush!!! Wine

ILOUminatedXmasTree · 19/12/2011 22:05

I had baileys and milk it tastes like milkshake and is yum.

ILOUminatedXmasTree · 19/12/2011 22:04

PMSL at downstairs having another meaning.....

ILOUminatedXmasTree · 19/12/2011 22:03

They need Wine with a hat on it. Or it can just be mulled wine which is festive innit.

Two is a great number. You only have 2 hands and 2 laps and 2 seconds of patience.

FairyonthetreeG · 19/12/2011 21:10

I'm afraid you only get a Biscuit with a hat on Xmas Biscuit

Wednesday I'm gong in - secretly feeling panicky!!!!

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