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We're not cheap but sore bits are on special this week.

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Fairygodmother1 · 05/02/2011 09:51

Our new home Chavettes...by starting this thread I hope it's my turn do win a baby Grin

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HalleLouja · 12/01/2012 19:30

Barumbug is a good name I still have my Xmas nickname from 2010!

BarUmbug · 12/01/2012 17:25

Lou, thank you for the first one and grrrrrrrr for the second comment!

Must try and remember how to change my name back again!

Why is there a fly in my kitchen?

HalleLouja · 12/01/2012 14:11

It will fly by.

HalleLouja · 12/01/2012 14:10

Only 14 weeks to go. Wink

BarUmbug · 11/01/2012 20:18

Hello! Quiet week round here!

Every little helps FairyG! as they say on the telly!

Sorry, but rant alert.

I am bored. Tired, dodgy hips, heartburn. I have nearly made it to 26 weeks. That is 6 months. The time has NOT flown, I may have to sharpen my stick again, or liberate the wet fish for the next person who says that!

That is all.

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Fairygodmother1 · 04/01/2012 19:23

2 this month! Not been this bad in a long time!!!!! Day 20 today so missed any opportunity this month...

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HalleLoujaandhappynewyear · 04/01/2012 18:48

Right fg how's the shagging? Sorry but had to ask!

BarUmbug · 03/01/2012 20:32

Happy New Year everyone! I did manage to stay conscious til about 1am, but I was very lucky cos the friends we had staying over helped with the cooking and tidying the kitchen! Xmas Grin Very good friends!

HalleLoujaandhappynewyear · 01/01/2012 20:16

Lemony we should swap numbers and have midnight chats Wink

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Fairygodmother1 · 01/01/2012 16:04

Aww hugs to the unsettled chavites! Bless them. Hopefuly be my turn next (or do I mean this) year!!!1

A week old already!! How time flies! How's your sister doing?

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Icedlemonmuffin · 01/01/2012 15:31

I was up until two with a teething baby and the people across the road having a really noisy party, lots of fireworks, taxis and motorbikes!

Really, really tired but mini muffin doesn't want to sleep.

She took her first step on her own the other day and keeps letting go of the furniture and just going for it, which has resulted in a couple of new bruises.

Dd1 is really excited about mini muffins birthday at the end of the month and is really looking forward to making cupcakes, spent a fortune on decorations for them.

Mini nephew is a week old and so gorgeous. Mini muffin not at all keen but dd1 thinks he's amazing.

Fairy this is your year!

Lou hope your little monkey feels better soon.

Well happy new year to you all.

HalleLoujaandhappynewyear · 01/01/2012 12:55

I didn't get to sleep to 3am. Nope wasn't partying just comforting an unsettled baby. Poor monkey.

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Fairygodmother1 · 01/01/2012 07:57

Oops showed myself up on here!
Anyone seen my shoes & self respect?
Time for Mc D breakfast to sobre me up!

Back in R/L - was asleep by half 12. Just me & DH - stayed awake as long as we could but DH is working today! Gonna cook a lovely roast, take down the decs & totally chill out!

Happy New Year! Brew

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Fairygodmother1 · 01/01/2012 00:21

I luff u chavs, I do, I don't tell yas...where's all the booze???? Xmas Blush

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HalleLoujaandhappynewyear · 31/12/2011 21:11

[Drinks all the virtual booze].

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Fairygodmother1 · 31/12/2011 21:10

BTW

HAPPPY NEWWW YEARRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wine Wine Wine Wine Wine Xmas Grin Xmas Wink Xmas Blush

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Fairygodmother1 · 31/12/2011 19:41

But think about the holidays out there!!! I love Oz - wish I could live there

Yes please to a baby Louis or Louise!!! LOL!!

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ILOUminatedXmasTree · 31/12/2011 11:24

Happy new year chavettes.

FG you will win your baby Louis and all will be fine. So there.

One of my best buddies is moving to Oz in Jan I think I might sob and so will ds who is best buddies with her ds. I might sob more though.

FairyonthetreeG · 30/12/2011 08:02

Thanks UM - feel it's my time in the queue & I'm gonna try my hardest not to let anyone push in front. We can then move the thread to Chavvy mums-to-be & so on!!!

Gladeverything is going well! Well deserved! Xmas Grin

BarUmbug · 29/12/2011 14:02

Well done to Lemony's sister (and Mum - not sure I would want my mum there!) Welcome to Noel or whatever he is called! An alternative method of celebrating christmas!

check up this morning with midwife - everything fine, blood pressure the usual 100/60 - no wonder I keel over sometimes! Heartbeat strong and regular, very nice to here it.

Happy New Year to all and Happy Babyful New year to FairyG. This is your year, you and your kinky tube! Xmas Grin

ILOUminatedXmasTree · 26/12/2011 12:06

Whoop to Auntie Muffin.

FairyonthetreeG · 26/12/2011 07:26

Congrats Auntie Muffin Does he have a christmassy name? Thank god it was a happy ending & hope your sister is doing well!

We had a lovely day too but it did get a bit over crowded - I left early because I needed a comfy place to sit & chill out!
Once at home I vegged out on the sofa all evening! That is also the plan for today!!

Happy Boxing Day!

Icedlemonmuffin · 25/12/2011 23:49

Hope you have all had a good Christmas and your right Lou we have been here a while, maybe we should move from the park and relocate to the local bingo!! Swap the turkey baster for a bingo dabber.

Well today was lovely,well for us, my sister was in labour all day and then had to have a crash c-section. Baby is fine, but my poor mom (sisters birth partner) was in bits trying to keep it together for my sister. I just felt useless at the end of the phone listening to my mom crying. But all that matters is he is here and I can't wait to give him a big cuddle.

Well going to try and get some sleep now, having a baby is like being on a terrifying roller coaster ride, but with a wonderful prize at the end of it.

FairyonthetreeG · 24/12/2011 19:09

May Thats why we can't remember - old age lol!!!

ILOUminatedXmasTree · 24/12/2011 17:00

We have been here a long long time though.

[Gets zimmer frame and walks slowly out of the park]