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Conception

When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

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We're not cheap but sore bits are on special this week.

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Fairygodmother1 · 05/02/2011 09:51

Our new home Chavettes...by starting this thread I hope it's my turn do win a baby

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HalleLouja · 15/02/2012 21:24

Maybe FG in lurve [runs to sick bucket]. Not everyone is over it like the rest of us chavs.

Icedlemonmuffin · 14/02/2012 21:14

Fairy don't waste your wee! You would probably miss and wee on your hand then you would have a smelly wee wee hand on valentines night.

Oh and this sff crap, stop it! Now!

HalleLouja · 14/02/2012 21:08

Don't bother testing unless you wanna bring on rtd. No point you aren't preggers!

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Fairygodmother1 · 14/02/2012 10:41

SFF2!!!!!!

Still no RTD! Boobs kinda hurt (no more than usual), a few cramps...nothing conclusive so not pg!!!!

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HalleLouja · 12/02/2012 20:27

SFF. Why bother

You lot make me laff.

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Fairygodmother1 · 12/02/2012 13:34

LOL! I never swore at anyone & yes the proper tills had big bags the self check out had small! Also when we went through self service at M & S (posh valentines dinner for £20) our alcohol was approved via computer at the other end. In Tesco we have to wait around for someone to come over & either joke about not needing ID or dirty look up & down then approve the alcohol!!!!

Still no RTD! We had SFF last night to see if it will bring it on - nothing yet. If still not on by friday then will POAS but hoping I don't have to!

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Icedlemonmuffin · 11/02/2012 21:45

Fairy I was trying to harness the power of PNT ( positve negative thinking) so that no hopes are risen only the bingo dabber!

I (cough) may work at said place with small bags and when we run out of big bags I loose the will to live with all the comments.

Me - sorry we have run out of big bags only have small ones

Customer - have you got any big bags?

Me - no sorry as I just said we have run out, we have got small ones or you can buy the bags for life.

Customer- are you sure you haven't got any have you checked the other checkouts

This goes on and on all day, getting more frustrating, for both myself and customer. It can be funny but you can get swore at a lot as well.

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Fairygodmother1 · 11/02/2012 21:18

Of course you can all be fairy godmothers!!!

LOL @ lemony - Any bloody time of year will do but Blue WK I'm lovin!!! We had a row in Tesco today about the fact that he wasn't scanning quick enough, they only had tiny bags & the machine moaning because we took the bags off quickly! lol

I really thought I'd be on by now...maybe tomorrow!

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Icedlemonmuffin · 11/02/2012 20:35

I didn't goggle myself silly (sounds rude) I googled!

Also didn't poas outside superdrug just had arguement!

Icedlemonmuffin · 11/02/2012 20:31

Fairy if you got a bfp this month it would be a October baby and you don't want an autumn baby you want a winter baby don't you so you can call it something festive like Claus or alcohol related like Bailey or Blue WKD.

When I got my bfp I had fainted at work and went to the doctors who took lots of blood (had a lovely big bruise thanks to heavy handed nurse) and I goggled myself silly, convinced myself I had some terrible disease.

Went back two weeks later to be told all test results were fine and I was just stressed. Dh convinced me (after massive row outside superdrug) to do a test, I said I would just to prove him wrong as I had totally given up all hope and had started looking for a full time job. There was a faint line and now that faint line is 13 months old.

HalleLouja · 11/02/2012 20:17

You do realise WHEN you win your baby we all get to be virtual fairy godmothers to Louis / Louise

HalleLouja · 11/02/2012 20:16

No point POAS though.

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Fairygodmother1 · 11/02/2012 17:49

Lol I meant crampy!!!! don't know how the 'e' snuck in PMPL!!!!

Still nothing!!!

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UmBongo · 10/02/2012 21:21

What marvellous negativity! Wonderful

PS - what is creampy?

HalleLouja · 10/02/2012 19:23

Well you aren't pregnant so there!

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Fairygodmother1 · 10/02/2012 19:07

Am on day 30 - still nothing! Was 28 days last month but usually 32 so still 2 days to go really. Am feeling a bit creampy, boobs hurt but no different to normal so I'm thinkg a BFN is coming up in 2 days...ooh how negative I am.

Really appreciate the hand holding! Don't know what I'd do without you guys to chat to!

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HalleLouja · 09/02/2012 19:59

What lemoni said!

Icedlemonmuffin · 08/02/2012 11:01

Fairy I hope you feel a bit better today. It's ok to have a really good cry and maybe a good scream as well.

Ttc is really hard, lonely and soul destroying at times and I think it's even harder when you are ttc your first. I think you have a strength that you don't realise you have. I know the feeling (and i bet the other chavs do too) when it all seems too much and pointless, when your heart and soul are just too damaged.

The ttc road is very cruel because you can't be certain that you will ever reach the end, but I really hope we can give you the support you need to carry on and reach the end. The end being a little baby or two

UmBongo · 06/02/2012 22:39

Sorry you are feeling shitty FairyG. We chavs do know how hard it is and we are all still here.

Don't know what to suggest about the christening. How organised is it? Where are you going on holiday? Is the church a busy one where they may have only offered her certain dates? She may have not had much choice, but it is odd that she didn't let you know. Good luck!

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Fairygodmother1 · 06/02/2012 19:49

Thanks Lou I feel like having a good cry & giving up on it all!

To top it all off - a friend of mine isn't talking to me as she has finaly got round to organising her DC's christening of which I'm godmother but she's organised on a weekend that I'm away on holiday. What am I to do????

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HalleLouja · 06/02/2012 19:39

You are allowed to be fed up my lovey. It's shit but one day it will work out and am still here hand holding

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Fairygodmother1 · 06/02/2012 16:57

I am the guru of negative thinking . You two sound exactly like my best mate...if it wasn't for the fact I know she doesn't go on here I'd say you were her! I'm just so fed up of this!!!!

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HalleLouja · 06/02/2012 11:21

We should sell it as a new technique of TTC. Don't get your hopes up love you probably aren't preggers! Ok not the nicest thing to say but when you do get pregnant you will be so shocked rather than being upset you aren't cos you thought you were. See I can't make any sense anymore.

UmBongo · 05/02/2012 21:22

It is hard, but if you don't allow your hopes to rise then the fall isn't as hard! Yay to the power of negative thinking!

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