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When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

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We're not cheap but sore bits are on special this week.

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Fairygodmother1 · 05/02/2011 09:51

Our new home Chavettes...by starting this thread I hope it's my turn do win a baby Grin

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Fairygodmother1 · 07/07/2012 20:17

New home:

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/1512497-50-Shades-of-Sore-Bits

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Fairygodmother1 · 07/07/2012 20:13

Ok gonna start it now!!!!

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HalleLouja · 07/07/2012 12:52

Yes 50 shades of sore bits you have to start that Fred fairy!

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Fairygodmother1 · 06/07/2012 22:27

Big snogs lemony Flowers Keep chatting to us hon! We'll try to keep your pecker up! (passes any left over duty-free from last month - not much left but add a bit of ice & a COCKtail umbrella & it'll taste fine!). Thought pre-natal depression was bad. Big hugs hon. (())

Youngy Long time no hear - I'm very much in the same place I was when this thread was started - BFP & MC quickly followed. Now losing weight for IVF. Thats it really for me!

Yay Lou DD walking - another reason to get the Wine flowing. We're doing well on celbrations this week.

Um what new name will we have? 50 shades of sore bits?

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HalleLouja · 06/07/2012 20:59

Snogs Youngy.

Dd is nearly walking. [Runs for the hills and pours a big glass of Wine ]

Lemony when did you give up bf-ing? Maybe its all the funny changes in hormones. I am still feeding so wouldn't know [too lazy to stop emoticon]. Hugs though.

notheroldie · 05/07/2012 11:16

Hey lovely ladies, I havent been around for a vey long time, but hope all is well. I'll read back through the thread to get up to date with everyone.
Tho if anyone wants to fill me in , feel free ;)

snogs all round x

UmBongo · 05/07/2012 11:09

Big snogs for Lemony!

Sorry to hear about the pnd, keep plodding on, even the bad days come to an end.

How did mini muffin get to 18 months? How long have we all been hanging round this park? We are going to need another new thread soon too!

Hope mini hasn't wrecked the dvds.

Just listening to the beautifully understated (Hmm) Barcelona on the radio. God Bless Freddie Mercury, no one else could carry that off.

Icedlemonmuffin · 05/07/2012 09:30

Hi chavs (waves)

I'm still here, slightly crispy round the edges after having a fight with sunbedGrin

Rl and pnd just keep getting in the way.

Had really bad pnd with dd1 and thought I'd escaped this time but it seems to have hit me all at once after stopping breast feeding dd2. Gp being great but some days are just so much harder than others. (sorry to bring thread down)

We went to see the flame a couple of weeks ago (north west) and dd1 loved it.

Mini muffin is nearly 18 months old and I'm sure she is in training to climb a mountain! Dd1 doesn't understand why mini wont listen to her even when she asks her nicely.

Well done Fairy for both egg laying and keeping face straight re preg announcement and lots of good luck for swi.

Big waves to Lou and Umbongo.

Better go and save the DVDs from mini muffin!

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Fairygodmother1 · 04/07/2012 19:27

Lol, you do make me laugh.

Bedroom Olympics last weekend was enough for me!

Yeah, where are you Lemony? She's not got stuck under a tanning bed has she?

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HalleLouja · 03/07/2012 20:02

SWI-ing at school could be an Olympic sport Grin.

Lemony where are you? Miss you and your Jeffrey-isms.

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Fairygodmother1 · 03/07/2012 19:25

I meant its of Olympic stuff lol - but ovulation might have happened while I was at school but SWIing not a chance! Hmm

Thanks for Wine. Yes have arranged face well! I must be getting better! lol

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UmBongo · 02/07/2012 22:00

Bits of what at school FG? Ovulating? SWIing? Confused

Well done on the organising of your face when the announcement was made, it is very hard to do the Smile when you would prefer AngryEnvy :(

Ooh looks like I am in a smiley using mood tonight WineBrewBiscuitThanksBlush

HalleLouja · 02/07/2012 21:06

Pours....

HalleLouja · 02/07/2012 21:05

Pors FG some Wine a massive glass too.

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Fairygodmother1 · 02/07/2012 18:54

Ooh & an announcement at work of a pregnancy! Thought i was gonna be safe for a while but Nope! Actually I took it well so proud of myself!

We're doing bits at school but not till the last week!

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HalleLouja · 02/07/2012 09:37

Whoop to ovulating.

UmBongo · 02/07/2012 08:00

The flame was near here a couple of weeks ago, ds went with school, so I thought I would take dd - even though she slept through the whole thing! Just so that "she was there" I actually quite enjoyed it - dd and I stood with the school and watched everything go past and chatted with others. Cos we are oop north there is nothing olympic going on near here so I thought I would go and see t'flame, as a small part of the whole thing!

Congratulations on the OPK Fairy, I hope you both had a good evening! Grin

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Fairygodmother1 · 01/07/2012 17:27

I'm cracking open the Wine I got a positive on OPK this morning Smile

Which means I ovulated naturally, all on my own Grin am feeling so proud of myself!!!

LOL

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Fairygodmother1 · 30/06/2012 19:05

running through here 20th July but I'll be at work! Not really bothered. Annoyed I won't be able to enjoy Greenwich park this Summer with my little cousin as the equestrian thing is there & hoping that I can go Bluewater while the Olympics are on & shop in peace. The only time it's gonna be an issue is when I go to the concert in Hyde Park on Aug 2nd!

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HalleLouja · 30/06/2012 18:48

Has anyone seen the Olympic flame. We might go next weekend to see it....

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Fairygodmother1 · 26/06/2012 18:04

Thank you!

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HalleLouja · 26/06/2012 10:41

Go fairy you can do it.

UmBongo · 19/06/2012 18:35

Yikes FairyG, that's some goal! I know where you are coming from, my BMI puts me in the obese category, but these jeans are a 16 and I don't call that obese! I have never been skinny either, but I have been down to a 12, that is skinny for me :)

Good luck FairyG, sounds like you are not eating any food for 3 months.

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Fairygodmother1 · 19/06/2012 07:02

Thanks girls.

WW made me put on weight - my friend was a class leader thingy & she knew exactly what I was eating & that & she was shocked. The only time I lost weight was when I had been on the lash all weekend (this was pre-DH & I was a single girl about town).
PCOS makes it difficult cos my body reacts differently.
3 stone in 3 months is the goal. I know I'm overweight(medically but I wouldn't say I'm any fatter than the average person if that makes sense) & not a skinny girl but I've not been for many years.

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UmBongo · 18/06/2012 23:03

I have my frozen haddock at the ready for your fertility consultant, just let us know where. Shock How much weight do they say you have to loose?

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