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Coathanger · 11/10/2005 08:05

MORNING!

Thought this would be a nice spot to chat with the TTCers that have been trying for some time. A bit of support for each other and all that!

So, grab a drink, and a barstool, and get chatting.

There's bouncers on the door, so no riff-raff, and the licence is LATE,LATE,LATE!!

Oh and loads of baby dust on tap!!
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Diddle · 11/10/2005 16:29

you are organised HK, having dinner on already sounds lovely though.

HellKat · 11/10/2005 16:14

Hc- Had a thought hun (I know I know rare occurance but hey ) your "lump" could be a sebaceous cyst. Apparently they fill up (sometimes getting blocked) on or around af time. If you don't fancy your gp peering at your nethers, then why not go to see the nurse? Far less embarressing if you ask me.

HellKat · 11/10/2005 16:08

Coathanger
Diddle & Lottie (honary members)
Hellkat
MaddyD
Humphreyscorner
Chocolatepeanut
Strike1
Spub
Peepee
Debswillhergetbeanie

HellKat · 11/10/2005 16:07

Hiya me darlins!!!
Diddle- Of course lottie can come over!!!
Right got my fancy dinner going. Ds1's eating his and says it's lush! Must be doing something right eh?
Bloomin oompa loompas. Everything goes to pot when i'm not here lol only jesting my dearies!

spub · 11/10/2005 15:03

orange kids with green hair???

Coathanger · 11/10/2005 14:56

PMSL!!! LMAO!!! OMG, thats so funny!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

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spub · 11/10/2005 14:49

yeah, as long as no one is shagging an oompa loompa....

Coathanger · 11/10/2005 14:49

LOL! spub!! Good analogy though!

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spub · 11/10/2005 14:48

Hey Strike,
Good to hear from you! Fingers crossed for a BFP!
I am bding at the weekend so AF due at end of the month! It's bizarrely precise in that I get AF end of/start of month and then bd around the 15th!
Am staying well away from any pg tests from now on unless AF is late. It feels too much like the bit in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory when he opens the chocolate bar and is so disappointed when there's no gold ticket! On the positive side - charlie's gold ticket does eventually show up - so there is hope for us all. I just can't bear the emotional rollercoaster of "unwrapping the bar" early!
OMG, I'm using Charlie and The Chocolate Factory as an analogy re ttc. Must get out more!

Coathanger · 11/10/2005 14:35

Why thank you Diddle! Nice to have all the old gang here!

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Diddle · 11/10/2005 14:25

HK - Can we add Lottie to the list, she's off work today, but i know she'd love to be part of the group.

peepee - you do work funny times

its lovely having this thread, so much more fun.
good idea HK and CH

Coathanger · 11/10/2005 14:24

It doesn't sound familiar HC. I'm sure you'll think of it!

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HumphreysCorner · 11/10/2005 14:10

Very funny CH-shame the men still had their clothes on. Better still, Adam Carter in the buff

Have been through my CD collection looking for that blasted song-methinks it must be on my dad's collection.

The words are spinning round my head...

Seperated by so many miles,
Victims of geography, we appear to be

My eyes need to focus on you,
????????????????that just won't do

I miss you when you're not around,
I'm counting every day

Talking to myself etc, etc, etc

Right, plants watered so cuppa time as didn't get the one earlier. Too much partying

xx

Coathanger · 11/10/2005 13:47

Just got this via email! How true is this!!:

Okay, Okay, it finally all makes sense now... I never looked at it this way before:

MENtal illness

MENstrual cramps

MENtal breakdown

MENopause

GUYnocologist

AND

When we have REAL trouble, it's a HISterectomy.

Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?

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Coathanger · 11/10/2005 13:41

Strike - I really do hope it changes for you. Would be nice to have a bfp on this new thread! Keeping everything crossed for you, hun XX

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strike1 · 11/10/2005 13:38

Weeellll sort of, did one yesterday BFN Not entirly sure when af is due cause it keeps changing. Persona says any day now, so I don't know? I might test on Thursday and see if there's any change.

Coathanger · 11/10/2005 13:20

Are you still due to test on Friday, Strike?

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strike1 · 11/10/2005 13:17

Well this is special! I don't think I've ever been to an "Exclusive" club before....and I've got trainers on and everything!!

Trying not to test today as AF syptoms are still niggling away. Hiya Spub, long time no chat. Seems like we're in the same boat, but you're obviously being stronger than me. Have you got a test day? I promised myself I wouldn't buy any till the day I need it, but couldn't go through with it, and caved in yesterday. Why am I soooooo weak!?

Coathanger · 11/10/2005 13:12

Ooo, a manicure! you lucky lady! I've got a voucher for a manicure that someone gave me as a gift, but I haven't used it yet. Everytime I think about going, I break a couple of nails so it isn't worth it!

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maddyd · 11/10/2005 13:11

Ch was just reading through last few posts on previous threads and re lump thingy in funny place, i get that too. I think its like an open pore that gets mildy infected or something. Mine normally comes up after shaving or something else that i wont divulge as tooooo embarrassing. Any way if i leave it alone it always goes away after a few days.

Just back from my manicure and my nails are looking wonderfull now

Coathanger · 11/10/2005 12:45

Will have to investigate into what song that is! Maybe that should be my signiture tune!

You are all being very good today! I hope this means we get lots of chat later. I hope so!

I've had a very quiet morning! DS3 was at nursery, so, although I was talking to you guys, I still managed to get some washing on and out on the line, wash up and tidy up kitchen, sort out some household paper work, and still manage time for tea and toast!

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HumphreysCorner · 11/10/2005 11:45

We are all being very good housewives today like Bree VanDeCamp (sp) and cleaning, cleaning, cleaning. Then ironing, ironing, ironing.

Going to make time this afternoon to watch Waking the Dead I recorded and start knitting another clown.

There is a song which starts 'I start talking to myself, once again' from the 80's but can't remember which group it is by. Best you start learning the words CH.

xxx

Coathanger · 11/10/2005 10:52

Hello-ho! Anybody there???

Noooooo! I'm not on my own again!!!

I'll have to talk to myself then...

Yep, looks that way CH!

Well, at least I can have a chat to you, love.

Yeah talk away, CH.

Thanks, Hangie!

What do ya wanna talk about?

WAHHHHHHHHHH!!! I'm all alone!!!! BOO-HOO!!!

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Coathanger · 11/10/2005 10:29

Peepee - what do you do? I have a friend who used to live very close to London Bridge. Glad you got on well at doctors. Lets hope everything is back to normal and lots of BDing can go ahead . And its amazing how much better you can feel after a "number 2"!! HEHE!!

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peepee · 11/10/2005 10:24

This is all very naughty. I LOVE IT...
What a fab idea.
Been to GP this morning and he took my blood will find out by thursday if all is back to normal.
I had really bad tummy pains last night.Thought it was AF. No show though.
Feeling loads better today, been for a number two and it seems to have cleared the problem.

Diddle I work in London, London Bridge to be precise. Not on the bridge just very close to it. It's great for walks etc at lunch time but really creepy at night time.
Am on until 11pm again tonight so will check in late when u are all asleep.

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