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hi ch im here not in v good spirits think af has arrived after being hopeful sincelast thurs when had what ithought was implantation bleed and then found out a girl g at work only being trying for 2 mths feel devastated and v v alone and upset!

i love ya CH i'm making tea and resting up, kids have knocked all the energy from me, nt hat i had much to start with

we've all buggered off!!!! or maybe we're working far too hard, i'm sure i am.

thats another thing my normal cycle is somewhere around 27-29 days. i dont know what happened last month but ill just keep bding until i know for def one way or the other

carly82 - My cycle went a bit haywire too, went from 35 days which was normal to 43 days, all over the place. Your body is just regulating i guess.

hi diddle!
i have no idea what day im on my af started on the 15 september so theoretically i should be on cd 34 but i bled up until last tues i dont know when i should be testing or not to bother until my next af turns up (whenever that will be) i just feel so sad that i lost a month cos of my stupid body doesnt know what its doing! im so sorry to moan but i just feel so useless right now i keep looking back at the test to see if maybe that little line has come up but nothing

carly - stay positive, what cd you on? how long are you normally?

morning girls!
was feeling really cr*ppy this morning as done a test and bfn prob way too early but im all out of sync and dont know where to start
but the smear stories had me in stiches, my stomach is hurting so thank you all

Lol sorry hun

bleurgh you two are putting me off my narna! you alwas manage to talk about something gross while i'm eating, or maybe i'm just always eating

Bloody comp.

Lmao!!!!!!!
Yep know the feeling on magnification!!! My pubes resembled the national forest! Looked like Giant Redwoods!
Luckily it was only the consultant and the nurse there but disturbingly he turned out to be the very same man who delivered me as a baby! He took great delight in saying this. Legs akimbo, his wiry grey head pops up from between them and says "Hmmm your surnames very familiar", head down, poke, prod, "Very familiar in fact, have I treated you before?", Rummage, rummage " Aha!! I know. I remember your mother, I delievered you. My you've grown since then". All this whilst he's examining, prodding etc my nethers! Very very odd.
Lovely old man btw lol

Lmao!!!!!!!
Yep know the feeling on magnification!!! My pubes resembled the national forest! Looked like Giant Redwoods!
Luckily it was only the consultant and the nurse there but disturbingly he turned out to be the very same man who delivered me as a baby! He took great delight in saying this. Legs akimbo, his wiry grey head pops up from between them and says "Hmmm your surnames very familiar", head down, poke, prod, "Very familiar in fact, have I treated you before?", Rummage, rummage " Aha!! I know. I remember your mother, I delievered you. My you've grown since then". All this whilst he's examining, prodding etc my nethers! Very very odd.
Lovely old man btw lol

HK - I totally agree.
I even agreed to let medical students observe one of my treatments! There I am with no knickers on and a leg in each wing of the hospital when the consultant (not the usual lovely man but some snotty idiot who thought that just because I had no knickers on I was rendered stupid and mute...)starts pointing out stuff on the screen. He turns to me condescendingly and says, "Don't worry, Mrs Spub, this area is actually microscopic in size but we have magnified it".
I reply frostily, "Yes, Dr. I am aware of how magnification works and I do also know that my cervix is not in fact the size of Hampden Park". (a football stadium)Cue lots of sniggering from the medical students and then my realisation that being cheeky to the consultant under those circumstances might not be that wise.....

Lol Spub!
Oh the good ol' colposcopy days eh?
They were great at detecting stuff early (found my dodgy cells that way ).
I never even felt the after effects of the cauterisation for the erosion lol just felt a bit crampy from the laser surgery.
I'm a firm believer in women getting smears done. A few minutes discomfort is definitely worth it!

CH - I agree with HK; may be a cervical erosion. I also had one succesfully treated after a couple of years of popping in and out of the colposcopy clinic and a couple of "abnormal" smears. Used to bleed a bit for no reason and also after sex. It's quite common and there's no need for alarm. I always felt that it was being kept an eye on and so the chances of anything dodgy happening were much reduced. Once I had the treatment (slightly uncomfortable but no worse than a filling - except without pants!) it was fine and has been since.

So glad I don't watch Holby now. Would've had me panicking! Mind you did'nt get near the tv until 9.30. Dp was watching his beloved Man U

Morning all.
Congratulations Hc hunny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yipppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Bloody fantastic news!!! That's made me smile .
Was feeling pants here lol. Poor ds2 had a cold yesterday and made sleeping a nightmare last night (nose all bunged up etc) so I said out loud a few times (as you do) "Ohhh I wish it was me instead of him". Well lo and behold woke this morning feeling so shite! Great news is ds2 is feeling far better. Going to see if I can get the landlord to come next week instead.
Ch- You may have an erosion hun. Had this for years and finally got it cauterised a few years back. It's where the cells inside your cervix turn outwards slightly. Any friction against them causes them to bleed. As Diddle said, no news is good news. Can't believe it's a 9 week wait! Is that the maximum or are they likely to come before? Luckily it's 2/3 weeks here. I've only got another week or 2 left.

Oh Coathanger-I'm so caught up in my own world I forgot to say about your smear-please try not to worry about it until you get the results-doesn't help that it was on Holby last night though. ((xx))

Hi again

Going to test every day until I'm sure-have 5 more tests arriving today so will have 9 + a Clear Blue ordinary so I can get the cross and keep the test! The line has faded abit but is still there. I don't know if it is just me but once I get a +ive I suddenly go off tea and struggle to force my cornflakes down me. Feel really PG this time unlike last time-got to be a good thing. Not celebrating until at least 6 weeks then after the 12 week scan if I ever get there-if this all goes to plan I would be due 1st July 2006-DD's BD is 19th July.

DD being a right stroppy 2yr old-she keeps asking to go to Grandma's (MIL)-hope she is not preferrring her to me!

Hope you are all well and have a good day. Pouring with rain here in Lincolnshire.

xxx

humphrey excellent news test again but a line is a line is al line congrats xxx