Over Here Viroids! Just Shagging with Intent Thread!

Hi Gizzy and Babylann! Loving the bouncy cuddles!

Sorry about the spotting dee. Hope it buggers off for you.

I am still in my dressing gown here. Have felt weirdly emotional and down in the dumps since last night. Think it's still nearly 2 weeks til ERTD so it can't be hormones. I must be getting right into the swing of JSing now because I'm losing track of my cycle!

Hi to all the viroids!

I feel like a complete teenager but when my mum asked if she could borrow my DD for the evening tonight, I couldn't help but think "free house! wooo!"

We promised we'd get to work on making a scrapbook for DD's "life so far" when she leaves though. Wonder whether a bit of arts and crafts will get us in a JS mood...

Ha ha Nelly! How about:

Q) What attributes do you have that you think would make you successful in this position?

A) Well, I think you are very hot and want to shag you senseless.

Well I'm thinking of hiring them out Nelly, earn their keep. Might take them a while to get to you but you can keep the hormonal teenager for however long you need him

Sorry cross posts. Weekend sounds good so far:). I actually forgot we JS last night! Gold star?

Also forgot to comment on interviewing Oh! Q: so why are you interested in this position? A: errrr, cos we're shagging and it works??

gizz cold your kids bring me tea do you think?

Nelly if it's any consolation I love a crumpet! DH likes them with golden syrup but just butter for me. Thanks If you don't want to get your hopes up I might just do it for you, sounding promising! Any potential pg symptoms in the absence of ERTD ones?

Here have a crumpet instead of that hamburger :)

Still no symptoms here with 4 days till ERTD due. In fact road rage is a normal precursor, up to a week in advance, but so far I've not felt the need to call other road users a twunt. Refuse to get hopes up though. Mind you, last night I idly read a sleep thread, and was rather glad not to be upduffed . some of them were sleeping 45 mins at a time, max. All Night. Think I'd have bought hefty earplugs by then

Hahahaha at interviewing the hubby That made me laugh.

Bouncy cuddles When DC3 was little he caught us at it....and without thinking I said mummy and daddy were just having a bouncy cuddle The term stuck

nickle do you think shag socks would have the same effect.....or would that just be off-putting for Hubby

Quiet here this morning, managed to drag my ass out of bed about 11 and just had some egg noodles for breakfast....you can see I'm on a real health kick can't you!!

I sometimes wonder WTF I am doing wanting another...My kids are all of an age where they are quite self sufficient and I get to lie in bed late while they bring me tea. Still....They can still do that once #4 is here...right?

Morning viroids and welcome to newbs, may the powers of the JSer be with you

Nelly congrats on the tax return and to your DH Nickel hope you enjoy your unusual brekkie!

My lazy weekend has started nicely with some JSing, chocolate breakfast ceral (some sort of crunchy stuff from M&S that DH purchased) and now said DH has trotted off to fetch a parcel that arrived for me when we were at work, that I hoping contains my new Bravissimo swimming costume.

We are planning a lazy afternoon of lounging about and tracking the football scores. I am also planning to dye my hair and possibly visit the pub tonight. I thought we might go last night but we needed a pizza and crap TV night to shake off the working week.

I shall be donning my shag cape again later and for the next few days so please wish me super powers viroids!

Ooooh that clears some things up a little Got2Dance... I was feeling veeeery out of my depth.

JSers - Jobseekers?
ERTD - a type of menopause hormone device?
POAS - some kind of computer ctrl command?!

You can see how this thread would have got confusing!

My story... we have one beautiful DD, our little demon surprise. We long to have our babies relatively close together so we waited a while for the CS scar to heal and now we're getting back into it... Started shagging with intent in September. My periods decided to stop for about 3 months (that was a royal headfuck when we had just started TTC as you can imagine, must have got through about 20 pregnancy tests). But that ended up being for the best, as I had to go for a sudden Christmas operation.

And now I'm all healed from said op, and my period has resumed it's natural course... and this is the first month where hopefully we can just do some straightforward "bouncy cuddles"

As of yet, I've not worried about ovulation and what have you. We just do it when we fancy it and aren't going to put too much pressure on ourselves as DD wasn't planned anyway, so we figured we are a super-fertile "condoms don't stop us from making babies!" couple.

Where can I purchase one of these shag-capes? What kind of superpowers will I achieve through its use?

Oh no - they ran out of McMuffins.

I have a hamburger for breakfast

x-post baby ....although we are v friendly here, we do tend to have a few odd words and acronyms that have crept in.

shag-cape - a garment to be worn to give one superpowers whilst, well, shagging!!

JS - just shag (as in no intent!!)
So we are JSers (just shaggers) and we indulge in JSing (just shagging)

viroid - affectionate term of endearment for the fellow JSers. It started as girlies, I think, way back and got iPhoned!!

ERTD - evil red tide of doom

POAS - pee on a stick but we are a bit classier in here and we

PIAR - pee in a ramekin (preferrably a Gu ramekin)

Hope that helps. x

Oh babylann - don't go. We don't bite much. Fior what it's worth, i haven't a clue what a shag cape is either, so you're in good company.

And who the feck is eating crumpets?? No. They are just wrong. Like eating rubber sponges. Muffins are the way to go. Yummity.

Oh yes please to crumpets. We have no bread and only enough milk for a cup of tea. So a crumpet would go down a treat.

Mind you, DH is hopefully about to walk in with sausage and egg McMuffins - our guilty secret! Hope he made it before 10.30....

He did his tax return this morning, Nelly so I thought he deserved a treat. Notice how, after 13 months TTC, a treat is a McDonalds, not a "bouncy cuddle"

Welcome to babylann as well. What's your story?

Maybe I'm not as welcome as I hoped I'd be - as I have no idea what a shag cape is! :( Should I google or have I already failed the entrance exam?

[goes away and cries into pillow]

Eat drinkers? that should have read Crumpets

Morning all! Hello to newbs. I'm sure you'll like it here.

Got tax returns done, hurrah. Lazy morning so far, better get my finger out and do something productive other than eat drinkers and drink tea . Have a nice day viroids :)

Hiya babylann and GizzyBoo - welcome to the madhouse!

I swear I posted on this thread before but it seems like I didn't?! Probably explains why nobody answered me

waves

Thanks Got2Dance

I am just looking forward to some bouncy cuddles just now...determined not to get the conception OCD but fear its just a matter of time

Poor hubby aint gonna know what's hit him come next week

I shall need a bumper box of the vino to go with my folic acid...it does help