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Over Here Viroids! Just Shagging with Intent Thread!

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nickelbabysnatcher · 11/01/2011 16:21

Last thread was here

The (updated)(again)(again) 'rules' from our Just Shagging Originator for the Viroids:

Maintain a relaxed attitude at all times - drink if you want too, especially on your birthday (or when you've had bad news). Thread precedent dictates if you drink to excess you will get a BFP (but not recommended). (It just takes longer to get in the mood

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BamBam21 · 01/02/2011 10:03

Sorry dee. That's a real bummer. Sad

Oh G2D that's so exciting! Keep us up to date! Grin

Nickel my family does my head in too, and I live so close to my mum that I see her every day, and I really resent it, especially at weekends when we are expected to go to see her and my DB and nephews, and if we don't then she has a big face on about it for days afterwards. It really pisses me off actually. Angry

FoghornLeghorn · 01/02/2011 09:05

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Got2Dance · 01/02/2011 09:04

Shock at Nickel's sister. That is so rude - I would be very very upset. But do ring her and speak to her. It may be that she didn't actually put the things up - after all, she'll be all over the place after the birth.

Sorry dee - there's a lot of that there ERTD going around :)

Practically sounds wonderful - where do you live?

Nelly glad you're seeing the silver lining.

In my news, my sister is being induced today. I'm working at the same hospital, so will be popping over in break and lunchtime to see how she's getting on. So excited!

kateepie2 · 01/02/2011 08:57

Sorry dee Sad xx

deemented · 01/02/2011 08:53

Fuckingbastardingtwattingcunting ERTD has arrived. With no warning whatsoever - had spotting a few days ago but nothing at all since.

Oh well.

JosieSmith1 · 01/02/2011 08:24

Nelly sorry ERTD is on the way but glad you can keep doing crazy stuff.

Glad you had a god weekend Practically

My manager's daughter who had a baby at the beginning of Jane has sent us a card saying thanks for the pressies, so now it's up, with a piccy of the baby on, on the desk next to mine, constantly looking me in the face Envy

PracticallyImperfectInEveryWay · 31/01/2011 22:41

Sounds like there's a bit of a tough time going around at the moment :(. Hope it passes for everyone soon.

I don't think that it will be my month this month, woke up this morning with ERTD-style cramps (although not due until next week). I was sure we had done everything we could - JSing every second day and I apparently ov'd last week (according to the trusty MN ovulation calculator :)).

If ERTD doesn't arrive I'll be testing around 17th Feb - anyone on similar timing?

In brighter news though I had a great weekend, had my first girls day out since DD was born. We went over to South Stradbroke Island (near the Gold Coast) and had a day on the beach with a cocktail and did things like kayaking, paddle-boating and had a very fun ride in a speed boat. Got a little sun burned but not too bad considering it was a whole day in the sun :). Hopefully I don't wait a whole year before doing it again!

DH was at the cricket on Sunday (Aust v England one-dayer) so had dinner at my sisters house - she's got a DD 5 months older than my DD and a 3 week old DS who's gorgeous... Hard not to tell her we're trying for another but we're trying to keep it to ourselves just in case it takes a while.

Thankfully I have this thread to discuss it otherwise I'd go crazy!

kateepie2 · 31/01/2011 22:22

Sorry about your sister Nickel, they say you can't pick your family huh?

Getting angry (and emotional) with fuckwits on the climate change prog on bbc4, grrrrr, almost made me cry! Confused

Hope everyone has better day tomorrow xx

Katyrah · 31/01/2011 22:18

Oh and congratulations on your new nephew Nikel!!

Katyrah · 31/01/2011 22:11

Nikel bloody family ai!They drive everyone mad, especially when you know vice versatile they would go mad at you! I'd text her again if it was me, I'm not very good at the whole keeping my opinion to myself thing!gets me in all sorts of trouble!

Hope everyone is well this evening, DH birthday Wednesday need to plan something!!nothing like last minute ai!!!

NervousNelly · 31/01/2011 21:53

Just a quick one to say hi to everyone. Sorry you are all having such rubbish days :(. Think I might be joining soon as pretty sure ERTD is just around the corner. Had something that could be classed as spotting today. Arse.

On the other hand, I had a majorly fun day with my horse yesterday, went jumping which I'd not done for ages. I got a huge buzz out of it so at least if I'm not upduffed this month, I can carry on doing crazy things instead Grin.

Anyway I must must must have an early night so catch up tomorrow hopefully!

JosieSmith1 · 31/01/2011 21:07

I don't think I should be watching this! EnvyEnvy That's a queasy face! I'm really put off already and nothing's happened!

LizzyMathsWhizzy · 31/01/2011 20:54

I love OBEM! I'm going to introduce my husband to it tonight, good idea or bad idea? He always seems to be out when its on, so this is the first opportunity, but I don't want to freak him out!

Nickel - Family do my head in as well, I live a fair way away from the rest of them, and always feel a little out of the loop, so I'm with you on a quick text before announcing things to the world via the book of faces.

JosieSmith1 · 31/01/2011 20:54

I don't watch it cos it'll make me too terrified to try and get pg! And jealous of course.

Nickel I hope you get through to your sis, it's awful being left out, especially something so close to home.

My mam phoned at about half 3 and aksed if I was heading to her house with the dog as she'd seen a dog just like ours wandering her street, so naturally I started panicking thinking she'd got out and made her way to Mam's house cos I was at work! It was all a bit much so I left work at 4, I just needed some time on my own to think about everything, honestly toda has been really crappy! The dog was at home luckily but I'm glad I came home when I did.

Car is still gonna cost me £300 but I'd forgotten we sold our wii and have the money from that for decorating so although it's not ideal, we can still do most of what we wanted to do, just nothing left over for us, which is nothing unusual so I'll get over it.

Let the day from hell be over soon please!

babylann · 31/01/2011 20:44

I have never seen it, LJ... I seem to remember people watching it when I was pregnant and trying to entice me, but I refused as I was one of those people who was so terrified of labour that I decided if I didn't think about it, it wouldn't happen and I'd be one of those ladies who gives birth on the toilet and says, "oh!? I didn't even notice!"

And now I don't want to watch it because it'll make me too jealous - I'll probably have ELCS next time so I'll never get the amazing drama of labour ever again :(

excitedLJ · 31/01/2011 19:08

Nickel thats family for you!! I'm sure she just wasn't thinking and meant no offence.

I've been feeling sick for more than 24 hours now and my head is bloody pounding. Should be at dance class right now but could not face it. I'm blaming Thai food and refusing to believe it can be anything else since I only ov'd on Wed!!

Been in an off mood all day and hoping one born will cheer me up! Are we all one born addicts or is that just me???

nickelthenaughtybutnicefairy · 31/01/2011 17:31

i'm more annoyed at myself, because i only looked at facebook to see if Baroque's online today, cos she's not checked in on the religion chat thread.
so, actually, i can officially blame Baroque for me finding out that not only is my sister a selfish bitch, but she's a thoughtless and two-face selfish bitch. Shock

(i already knew this fact, btw)

nickelthenaughtybutnicefairy · 31/01/2011 17:29

torturing you would be a better word than teasing though! Grin

nickelthenaughtybutnicefairy · 31/01/2011 17:28

Gizzy - :(
I have a theory that ERTD is always much worse when you're ttc - almost like your body is teasing you.

nickelthenaughtybutnicefairy · 31/01/2011 17:28

still not breathing G2D - one of her friends has also posted up photos of them with the new baby - and she has also put a post on there stating the baby's name - which she hasn't told me - the last i heard it was still Baby and no name - nothing sent to me to update me.
all she has to do is send a fucking text!

(the text i've just sent to DH about the subject was littered with slightly more f-words)
Angry

GizzyBoo · 31/01/2011 17:26

Sorry some of you have been having a crappy time and glad things are looking up.

I am not quite myself at the min...woke up yesterday feeling like AF was trying to rip out my uterus with her bare hands....come mid afternoon it was like a tidal wave and I have been losing huge clots since last night (TMI) Blush

I can only think this is because I have had a Mirena in place for 8 years and haven't had a period in all that time. AF started last Monday so I thought things might have settled a bit by now, not got 10x worse Hmm
So been feeling jittery and sicky since yest and am gonna take it easy tonight and see if things let up a little.

This has sure reminded me why my Mirena suited me so much and why I shall be having one again after #4 Grin

Will be back once I have get rid of AF once and for all. x

Got2Dance · 31/01/2011 17:20

And breathe.....

nickelthenaughtybutnicefairy · 31/01/2011 17:11

can't quite work out why my big sister has managed to upload pictures of my new nephew to facebook, when they were taken with her mobile and i sent her a text asking her to text me a photo.

Wouldn't be quite so annoyed about it had one of the photos on facebook not had my other sister in it, holding the baby's fucking head.

I'm having to rant on here, because i'm slightly less exposed than ranting on FB, and i can't send her a text asking for a fucking picture when i've already asked her.
seriously, does the fact that i don't live in the same town anymore mean that i'm not her sister as much as the other one? yet who wanted her FPFB to be a bridesmaid at my wedding and would have goen apeshit if she hadn't been allowed?
aaaaaaaaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh

nickelthenaughtybutnicefairy · 31/01/2011 16:05

can't guarantee it'll last that long Josie ! Grin
It depends how much you ride it when you drive!

babylann · 31/01/2011 15:46

Good job Josie! I'd ask "how", but I know NOTHING about cars, so I'll just offer a little round of ignorant applause Grin

Ahh good to hear I'm not the only one Katyrah.

Actually, one thing that will definitely help take some of the burden off me and DP is that my mum has decided to quit work, permanently, today. She wants more time to "play with my babies", aka her grandchildren, and wants me to be able to find full time work as soon as I'm ready without having to worry about nursery costs etc. I'm not sure how they're going to make it work financially, as my dad's wage is by no means comfortable, but when my mum makes her mind up there's no talking her out of it so!

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