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Over Here Viroids! Just Shagging with Intent Thread!

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nickelbabysnatcher · 11/01/2011 16:21

Last thread was here

The (updated)(again)(again) 'rules' from our Just Shagging Originator for the Viroids:

Maintain a relaxed attitude at all times - drink if you want too, especially on your birthday (or when you've had bad news). Thread precedent dictates if you drink to excess you will get a BFP (but not recommended). (It just takes longer to get in the mood

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vallinnapod · 12/01/2011 10:20

Welcome Panpipe

Bambam - symptom spotting is no good Wink I am nearly 6 weeks and only have sore boobs and only got those a couple of weeks a go. This PG is IVF so I have been hormoned to the hilt for months so no idea what is me and what is artificial Grin

BamBam21 · 12/01/2011 10:03

Hi to panpipe too! I must keep up! Smile

BamBam21 · 12/01/2011 10:00

Morning all!

Welcome to Cheeser and Doris! Smile It does all sound promising for you Cheeser. Fingers crossed for you.

Kicking myself for missing last night's virtual vodka NMCB! Must have been lovely to hear Baby Biscuit's little heartbeat.

I have a really sore/sicky tummy today, and still have sore boobs. (Rocks back and forward chanting "I will not test early, I will not test early.......)Grin

Hi to Got2Dance! (waves) Grin

nickelbabysnatcher · 12/01/2011 09:46

pansnot ?????
pantsnot - i can't even get our own fake words right! Blush

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nickelbabysnatcher · 12/01/2011 09:45

lovely, lots of newbies on this thread!
welcoem to you, too, panpipe (and anyone else I've missed).
don't worry, we don't do acronyms on here - hence the pansnot.

and you have to keep an eye on my cycle because I can never remember where I am! Confused Grin

the baby-snatching name is from another thread - Reality has namechanged to RealityIsShaggingWithIntent, so I said i needed a name that reflected my status - I said I should be nickelwantsababy (cos it's usually nickelbabe for the newbies' reference), and then I started saying that I could just steal one, if anyone had any they wanted to give away. So Reality suggested nickelbabysnatcher, and here i am! Grin

(sorry that was dreadfully long... Blush )

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panpipe · 11/01/2011 23:40

Oooh can I join in?! This seems like a fun thread to be in and I've already started with the prerequisite 'ooh' haha!

I'm in the very early stages of TTC #1 at the moment. Had a look around and joined in some of the threads but's there's far too many acronyms and numbers in there for my liking. I'm just going for the 'lots of SWI' tactic at the moment :o

So did all you grads start symptom-spotting in the first month of trying? Technically I'm 2 days late now, but this is my first month off the pill so am trying to be sensible and saying it's just my body adjusting. Can't remember who said it on the last page but I'm having what seems like PMT-type symptoms at the moment and I swear I was feeling a bit sick last week! If I'm this bad now god knows what I'll be like in any future months!

Bloody hell I've gone off on one a bit there. Better go and make myself a G&T (am still allowed until I know I'm definitely upduffed right?!) and lie down in a darkened room....

Dynababy · 11/01/2011 22:59

Oooh shiny new thread!

Welcome Got2Dance & Cheeser & AuntieDoris .. its fun here and we really need some new viroids as soo many of us are now diffed well and truley ... we are neglecting to move to the grad thread ..hmm...it is empty cos we're all here!!!

NMCB sounds exciting hearing the wee ones heart beat, I'm hoping to do that at my next m/w appt Grin

Some what appropriately for this thread all I can think about is JS'ing after watching a good portion of series one of Mad Men on dvd Blush

SingingMog · 11/01/2011 22:47

I've missed loads & can't possibly remember all I have just read (tired brain)!

Hello to new people Grin

Docs today who said due date is 5th Sept and are going to refer me to the middys. Was quite surprised that the doctor didn't check in anyway to make sure that I actually was upduffed, just took my word for it! Then had to fill in some forms. Fun fun fun.

Gross story - cat had a bit of a dirty bum (nothing too gross) so DH cleaned it. Cat then ran across room and put streak on his laptop screen Grin Grin Grin and then when DH was getting out more kitchen roll he knocked over a bottle of wine that was in the same cupboard and it smashed on the floor! He then didn't know what to clean up first (chose the streaks in the end) and finished off the cleaning by spraying everything in sight with febreeze!!! I was trying not to feel vommy at the smell of the red wine Bear

Cheeser · 11/01/2011 21:59

I haven't even watched it... been mooching about on twitter, MN, facebook, painting my nails, watching the fish thingy on channel 4 and eating. I quite enjoy my evenings in! Hope your DH isn't too annoyed!

Truffkin · 11/01/2011 21:52

I think I will just make sure I'm in bed then he can watch the highlights , have a beer and a good moan with his brother! They will be most annoyed at the goalkeeper error for your second goal. Oops!

Cheeser · 11/01/2011 21:50

Teehee! My DP will be in a good mood when he returns Wink Grin

Truffkin · 11/01/2011 21:38

Yes but he's not supporting the London team! We.re Brummies in London and both support Midlands teams. Let's just say, he will probably not be in a great mood when he gets back!

Cheeser · 11/01/2011 21:29

Truff, my DP's out at the football tonight too Hmm Grin Are you London-way?

Truffkin · 11/01/2011 21:23

Nice work on the diffed drunkeness NoMore [gurn] Grin

I'm having a nice chilled evening of pizza eating, web surfing and nail painting as DH is out at the football with his brother. Bliss! I've been looking at houses as we're planning to move back home to Birmingham at some point this year, timing will depend on either mat leave or getting a new job (in which case TTC will take a break for a while) but I've had a lovely time looking at houses that would be lovely for children with nice gardens and big kitchens and extra bedrooms!

Mine's a cosmo please NMCB and strong as you like Wink

Cheeser · 11/01/2011 20:51

Yes you are NMCB!! I've not had a drink since before Christmas... think it's the longest time I've never had a drink for since 17 Blush Strangely though I'm really not missing it, yet. I'm sure it'll come!

NoMoreChocBiscuits · 11/01/2011 20:22

Grin not girn. the number of times I nearly posted with a big gurn in the middle is frightning. Gurning is something very different to a grin.

I'm beginging to sound like I've already had a bottle of virtual vodka to myself!

NoMoreChocBiscuits · 11/01/2011 20:20

Didn't have scan, just 16 week MW appt and she listened in on bub with the doppler. Scan is in 2 weeks (and it turns out in the new hospital, way out of town Grr).

Cheeser no idea what goes in a caiprainha, so I'll just make it up as I go along Grin how strong do you like it? Wink

I know Nickel has her own DH (I mustn't have paid proper attention earlier as I thought it was Josie's DH with the 4am stiffie), but her name say's she turned to baby snatching. I like my babies and don't want to do MSness again, that's all. [girn]

Cheeser · 11/01/2011 20:12

oh yes nomore, congrats on scan! Ill have a caiprainha (I'm almost certain that's the wrong spelling but hey ho)

Cheeser · 11/01/2011 20:11

Ohh G2D and Nomorechochbiscuits do you really think it sounds promising? Eeeeeeeeee!!!!!

I LOVE 'viroids'... predictive spelling is brilliant, I often have disasters. I texted my sister to see if she'd eat risotto and it come back as scrotum Confused Grin Lord knows how that happened.

Baby2b · 11/01/2011 20:03

Sorry, didn't mean to sound so dramatic, but it is time I moved my butt to the grad list.

Vallinna, I had nearly no symptoms until week 7. Hopefully u will be lucky and have hardly any :)

Congrats on scan nomore...can u make mine a virtual mojito Grin

Got2Dance · 11/01/2011 20:00

Ohh heart beat. Lovely. Thanks for filling me in, lovely viroids!

I too liked Nickels name. Loving NMCB hiding her bump and DS...you do realise Nickel has her own DH >

Cheeser - definitely sounds promising. Keep us posted!!

NoMoreChocBiscuits · 11/01/2011 19:47

Hmm how many posts an I start with Ohh ?

NoMoreChocBiscuits · 11/01/2011 19:46

Ohh Cheeser sounds promising. (we're rubbish at keeping things low key here. Have you noticed?)

G2D I meant to say, in answer to your question in the deep darks mists of time, someone was posting on their Iphone which predictive spelled girlies as viroids and it kind of stuck.

NoMoreChocBiscuits · 11/01/2011 19:43

Ohh, three new newbies in one afternoon. at least when I FINALLY manage to let go and move to the grad thread full time (it's soo quite in there - cause we're all still here Blush) I know that there'll still be plenty of madness going on in here Grin.
A big fat welcome to Got2Dance Cheeser and AuntieDoris. I wonder who's name I fuck up first to create a new accidental nickname, it's been a while...

Nickel as I jumped across to this lovely new thread you've made us I noticed your latest name variation, so i can safely say I landed in here having a ruddy good laugh Grin

Heard bump's heartbeat this afternoon and it's strong and steady. I'm a happy fatty Mummy this evening.

Cocktail anyone? I feel like celebrating.

Cheeser · 11/01/2011 19:06

Thanks for all the welcomes!

Got2dance Symptoms so far... are not very numerous. I had two or three days of REALLY sore/sensitive/tingling nipples last week, which I've never had before. I've been having quite a few pains today, which feel like normal PMT pains, but as I've never been pregnant I can't really tell the difference Confused. I haven't had my sore/heavy boob phase yet that I usually get around this time. Seem to be more thirsty than usual too, but haven't needed to go to the toilet more often which I've read can be an early symptom.

So, basically, I've no idea!! Not really expecting it to happen so soon, so trying not to get my hopes up too much. But every now and then, when I'm on my own I'll do a little excited 'whoop!'... Blush

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