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Conception

When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

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Over Here Viroids! Just Shagging with Intent Thread!

nickelbabysnatcher · 2011-01-11T16:21:41+00:00

Last thread was [[http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/1087375-By-hook-or-by-crook-we-will-shag-our-way-to-victory-thread-for-the-JSing-viroids?msgid=23141536#23141536 here]] The (updated)(again)(again) 'rules' from our Just Shagging Originator for the Viroids: Maintain a relaxed attitude at all times - drink if you want too, especially on your birthday (or when you've had bad news). Thread precedent dictates if you drink to excess you will get a BFP (but not recommended). (It just takes longer to ^get in the mood^ <ahem<. Covet thy husband and enjoy every minute. Shag at every opportunity - shag-capes and awesome superpowers optional. Keep acronym-age to a minimum! EWCM is now to be referred to as 'pant snot'. Try not to get sucked in by Fertility Friend (at least for a while), but knowing where you are in your cycle and furkling for pant snot is most definitely allowed. OV is ovulation - I'm allowed to forget what date I've OVd, feel free to join me on t hat one! [grin] Bunting is to be put out for any small victory, thread-parties are held regularly and hugs are always welcome! grin Once you have your BFP, feel free to hang around and share your wisdom and virtual cocktails with the JSers. Keep us up to date with gossip! ***************************** Most of these rules are well and truly broken!! But we try to chill - honest ****************************** Part 1 Graduates: Tanmu82 - BFP PrivetDancer - BFP OnlyWantsOne - BFP Frankenfanny ? BFP Notso - BFP knittakid - BFP loopeylu - BFP PinkFondantFancy - BFP Grannyapple ? BFP Fuzzywood - BFP canoe - BFP janedoe - BFP StarflowerGirl - BFP Part 2 Graduates: ihaveaplan - BFP lovemylulu - BFP shitforbrains - BFP gormers - BFP Part 3 Graduates Bonkerz - BFP Kitten - BFP Cowboylover - BFP takingtheplunge ? BFP Part 4 Graduates: NoMoreChocBiscuits - BFP Milanomum - BFP Cremegg - BFP BrassicaBabe - BFP Dynababy - BFP Part 5 Graduates: TakeThatLady - BFP Vallinna - BFP SingingMog - BFP aDarkStarWithStrangeWays - BFP Eskarina - BFP Sign in now! [grin]

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nickelbabysnatcher · 11/01/2011 16:21

Last thread was here

The (updated)(again)(again) 'rules' from our Just Shagging Originator for the Viroids:

Maintain a relaxed attitude at all times - drink if you want too, especially on your birthday (or when you've had bad news). Thread precedent dictates if you drink to excess you will get a BFP (but not recommended). (It just takes longer to get in the mood

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RealityIsShaggingWithIntent · 12/01/2011 12:12

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hiddenme · 12/01/2011 12:08

Oh thank god, AF is awful.
Well I'm just waiting for ERTD to bugger off so our work can commence

Cheeser · 12/01/2011 12:03

hiya Reality, btw

Cheeser · 12/01/2011 12:03

LOVE the acronym ERTD.

How many days before ERTD is expected can I realistically test, with a chance of an accurate result? Mine is 4 days away, is that too soon?

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nickelbabysnatcher · 12/01/2011 11:50

hiddenme - ERTD is one of the only acronyms we're allowed.

it stands for Evil Red Tide of Doom and is your period.

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nickelbabysnatcher · 12/01/2011 11:50

aww, Reality [swoons]

(it's also lovely that even though we've met, you still lvoe me! )

I've not POAS at all.
i daredn't.

although I am convinced that my last 3 periods were fake and that one day i will feel a kick and be all "ooh, I never realised i was prego"
but that's probably just fat.

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hiddenme · 12/01/2011 11:34

Thick emoticon .... what's ERTD ?

Thanks for the welcomes. Do feel a bit of a fraud being here hvaing 3 DC's already but have used these boards through all TTC months and subsequent pregnancies. Hope no-one minds.

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nickelbabysnatcher · 12/01/2011 11:27

there are apparently a very high proportion of "chemical pregnancies"

I saw google info somewhere, but i can't be bothered don't have time to check it out...

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nickelbabysnatcher · 12/01/2011 11:27

sorry, that was x-post with your last one....

(gettign lost)

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nickelbabysnatcher · 12/01/2011 11:26

I think you might have a good point, there, Josie

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JosieSmith1 · 12/01/2011 11:25

Ohh, forgot to mention, ERTD was different this time - won't go into detail but wasn't it's usual colour (sorry if TMI), wondered if perhaps I had implanted but it didn't stick? You know what my imagination is like!

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nickelbabysnatcher · 12/01/2011 11:25

I've been wanting to ask Reality ever since she announced her Intent , but I feared rejection!

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JosieSmith1 · 12/01/2011 11:23

I know this was a while ago but here are my thoughts on conceiving - I think maybe because blokes won?t ask for directions, the sperm get lost sometimes and that?s why it doesn?t always work

Welcome Got2Dance, Cheeser and AuntieDoris (waves)

B2B how exciting to see the heart beating!

NMCB on this ocassion it wasn?t my DH with the 4am stiffie, but maybe next time?

BamBam21 · 12/01/2011 11:16

Hi Reality! My goodness you are quick off the mark with the symptom spotting! I hope this is your lucky cycle!

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BamBam21 · 12/01/2011 11:05

Just the 2 sittings Nickel , and DS helped a wee bit!

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nickelbabysnatcher · 12/01/2011 11:01

as long as you didn't eat that tin in one sitting, you're grand

welcome hiddenme

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BamBam21 · 12/01/2011 10:55

LOL Nickel! I never actually thought I'd be pleased to see the end of a tin of Roses! I just can't step away from the sweeties!

Welcome to the thread hiddenme!

hiddenme · 12/01/2011 10:51

Can I join ? Old MN'er namechanging

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nickelbabysnatcher · 12/01/2011 10:37

with me, it's most likely to be over-eating ...

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BamBam21 · 12/01/2011 10:32

Ooh Nickel! We can compare sicky notes ! Hope it's not food poisoning though!

BamBam21 · 12/01/2011 10:29

I am trying my best Vallinna! I tell myself I won't every single month, and then by day 25 I'm a total basket case!

I have been TTC for 28 months now! Nightmare! I just found an I'm Pregnant magazine that I bought when I was all excited at the start, dated September 2008! Really want 2011 to be our year though. If I can kick the ciggies, then I will maybe go to the doctor, but I know that's one of the first things they would ask about.

Can I ask you lovely ladies a question, and sorry if it's TMI! When exactly do you count AF as having started? Is it from the really heavy blood, or do you count from the light brownigh gunk at the very start?

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nickelbabysnatcher · 12/01/2011 10:24

I feel sicky, too.
had to do the chickens last night, DH drove, and i was sitting in the passenger seat going "urgh" (in my head)

don't normally get travel-sick on a 15 minute journey..
also feel a bit icky this morning.

It could be food-poisoning though! (don't eat meat, so not likely)

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