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Over Here Viroids! Just Shagging with Intent Thread!

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nickelbabysnatcher · 11/01/2011 16:21

Last thread was here

The (updated)(again)(again) 'rules' from our Just Shagging Originator for the Viroids:

Maintain a relaxed attitude at all times - drink if you want too, especially on your birthday (or when you've had bad news). Thread precedent dictates if you drink to excess you will get a BFP (but not recommended). (It just takes longer to get in the mood

OP posts:
takethatlady · 13/01/2011 11:58

Grin panpipe. My first post on MN was a huffy AIBU about DH not wanting to come to the doctor's to talk about conceiving with me ... turns out I definitely was being unreasonable Grin. There was no need even for the appointment (I cancelled it).

TTC and pregnancy have removed all semblance of sanity I had left ...

panpipe · 13/01/2011 11:49

That's great to hear vallinna :)

I was a right stroppy moo with DH this morning (hormones?!). We decided last night to do a test this morning but by the time this morning came evidently he decided he wanted to sleep some more. Consequently I didn't speak to him for the whole train journey to work and left him at the station in a huff and a 'glad to know where your priorities are'! It's like being 16 again! So with any luck he'll be more receptive to spending 5 minutes in the bathroom with me tomorrow morning while I pee on a stick, or it'll have to be Saturday.

I hope if it is a BFP that I'm not gonna be quite so high maintenance Blush

BrassicaBabe · 13/01/2011 10:48

Oooh, cross post vallinna Thank feck for that!!

hiddenme · 13/01/2011 10:32

vallinna Great news ..................and breathe :)

takethatlady · 13/01/2011 10:08

bb nice to see you've got a back-up career in piss-stick-peddling Grin

Thank fuck for that vallinna. Just 34 more weeks to go Wink. Hope you enjoy the sofa sex Grin

BrassicaBabe · 13/01/2011 10:00

Hellooo newbies Smile

I've found new homes for all of my left over pg tests. To the 4 viroids, I hope to post them out to you tomorrow.

x

vallinnapod · 13/01/2011 10:00

Ladies, thanks for your support!

Went to fertility clinic rather than EPU as they 'know' me. The mini-Pod is still insitu, sac bigger and Pod itself has doubled in size since Monday. As you can imagine the relief is immense.

Still brown bleeding and likelihood of more as the implantation bleed works it's way out (at 6weeks).

God lord....!

Hello all newcomers. I used to be a normal sane person, then we decided to have a baby....!

Off to make love to my sofa x

PracticallyImperfectInEveryWay · 13/01/2011 09:59

*Vallinna Blush

And thanks, takethatlady

takethatlady · 13/01/2011 09:52

Don't worry practicallyimperfect, and helloooo :)

vallinna, I hope all is going okay and that the bleeding has stopped. Go and camp out at the EPU and demand to be seen. As you might remember, the hospital were unbelievably rude and unsupportive on the phone, but when I just went down there they were lovely and checked me out straight away. I hope you get the same.

PracticallyImperfectInEveryWay · 13/01/2011 09:27

I didn't get to read the last page of the thread before Dd woke from her nap but it now seems an insensitive point to have marked my place. I will reintroduce myself another time :).

Vannilla, I hope all is well.

hiddenme · 13/01/2011 09:14

Vallinna I had something similar when pg with DD1. I with to the EPU 2 days later and had a scan and all was fine. She's now a very happy healthy 6yo.
stay positive - Fingers crossed

30andTurkey · 13/01/2011 08:45

Valinna, hoping all works out for you today.

milanomum · 13/01/2011 08:41

Vallinna thinking of you and hoping all is well - you must be so worried xx

Cheeser · 13/01/2011 07:59

Thinking of you too, Vallinna. x

PracticallyImperfectInEveryWay · 13/01/2011 05:35

Hi All, just wondering if I can join you please, although I am TTC #2?

We said we'd just SWI and see what happened (although I was ovulating over Christmas and accosted DH at every opportunity Grin) but ERTD came today, for the third time, and burst my bubble .

However, new cycle, clean slate, and fingers crossed!

panpipe · 12/01/2011 23:05

Thinking of you vallinna - try to get some rest tonight (easier said than done I guess) and hope all goes well tomorrow.

BrassicaBabe · 12/01/2011 22:30

On stoopid phone so will have to be brief.

Thoughts and prayers for you vallinna. Could it be a side effect of the egg collection, swollen ovaries etc? (((hugs)))

NervousNelly · 12/01/2011 22:17

Bloody hell!! I get busy for a couple of days and I find a new thread with 95 messages, half a dozen newbies, and I've missed a party Hmm.

firstly Vallina - I'll keep everything crossed for you. I can't offer any sensible helpful comments, but TTL did, so I'll steal hers. It's incredibly trite of course, but try to stay calm. Big hugs for you in the meantime

Welcome to all the newbies. Umm let's see - got2dance, cheeser, reality, deemented excited panpipes hiddenme and anyone else I've forgotten :) Really lovely to have you all here. But I don't want the Grads to leave either! I've been here since thread 2, so seen as I can't come across to the ante-natals with you, I'll just need to insist you stay here instead Grin.

Didn't realise it was so late! Must go to bed but will catch up properly tomorrow with luck. Been a bit busy at work (how inconvenient!)

Luv you all Grin.

Truffkin · 12/01/2011 22:13

Vallinna lighting a viroid candle for you here, hoping all is well and it's a (bloody scary) false alarm. ((((hugs))))

takethatlady · 12/01/2011 20:53

Welcome deemented. Of course you can join!

Oh goodness vallinna I hope you are okay. What did they do at A&E? I was lucky to get a scan the day I went (I was walking out the door and the doctor came running out and said they'd found a machine at the last minute) but they'd already taken bloods/urine and examined my belly and were sure all was fine.

Can you try another A&E? Have you spoken to your midwife? It's a good sign it's turned to brown blood - if the clots were bad clots it seems likely it would just keep coming rather than go back to brown. Rest up and make sure DH pampers you loads. Have you got an appointment for tomorrow?

deemented · 12/01/2011 20:35

Erm. Hello.

Can i join in?

I came off the pill just before Christmas and Manshape and i have made a decision not to try... but to sort of wait and see what happens. But we're trying Grin

I had to POAS yesterday as i'm having a small op on my back tomorrow, and they won't do it if i'm pregnant - well, it was negative. Currently waiting for first ERTD since coming of the pill, so we can start SWI.

vallinnapod · 12/01/2011 20:34

Awful arvo here :( Went to the loo at 3pm and two small clots came out with a large wipe of red. Clinic told me to pop a Cyclogest, go home and wait for them to get back to me. They did and told me to go to A&E/EPU. Got to hospital at 5-ish to be told EPU closed at 4.... A&E assessed me but said there was no one to scan me until tomorrow Angry

Brown discharge now and of course totally fretting. Will go to clinic tomorrow morning and then EPU if they recommend. SO scared and upset :(

takethatlady · 12/01/2011 20:26

I might go over to the grads thread but I'm not leaving here until you tell me to feck off. Hello all you first-time testers. bb has a few old pee sticks lying about I reckon. I'm sure she can lend you a few Grin

Nothing to report here today except I've marked a sum total of 15 essays and cooked a smoked salmon pasta dish. Apart from that I have been googling baby things, pregnancy things, and weighing myself repeatedly as I bought new scales. The new scales are digital but shit as I lost 5lbs between 10am and 4pm today, by sitting on the sofa eating chocolate Hmm

JosieSmith1 · 12/01/2011 15:31

Welcome to all the newbies! Promise we're not as mad as we seem sometimes anyway Grin

excitedLJ · 12/01/2011 15:14

thank you hidden! Smile

and good luck!! Wink

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