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Conception

When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

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Over Here Viroids! Just Shagging with Intent Thread!

nickelbabysnatcher · 2011-01-11T16:21:41+00:00

Last thread was [[http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/1087375-By-hook-or-by-crook-we-will-shag-our-way-to-victory-thread-for-the-JSing-viroids?msgid=23141536#23141536 here]] The (updated)(again)(again) 'rules' from our Just Shagging Originator for the Viroids: Maintain a relaxed attitude at all times - drink if you want too, especially on your birthday (or when you've had bad news). Thread precedent dictates if you drink to excess you will get a BFP (but not recommended). (It just takes longer to ^get in the mood^ <ahem<. Covet thy husband and enjoy every minute. Shag at every opportunity - shag-capes and awesome superpowers optional. Keep acronym-age to a minimum! EWCM is now to be referred to as 'pant snot'. Try not to get sucked in by Fertility Friend (at least for a while), but knowing where you are in your cycle and furkling for pant snot is most definitely allowed. OV is ovulation - I'm allowed to forget what date I've OVd, feel free to join me on t hat one! [grin] Bunting is to be put out for any small victory, thread-parties are held regularly and hugs are always welcome! grin Once you have your BFP, feel free to hang around and share your wisdom and virtual cocktails with the JSers. Keep us up to date with gossip! ***************************** Most of these rules are well and truly broken!! But we try to chill - honest ****************************** Part 1 Graduates: Tanmu82 - BFP PrivetDancer - BFP OnlyWantsOne - BFP Frankenfanny ? BFP Notso - BFP knittakid - BFP loopeylu - BFP PinkFondantFancy - BFP Grannyapple ? BFP Fuzzywood - BFP canoe - BFP janedoe - BFP StarflowerGirl - BFP Part 2 Graduates: ihaveaplan - BFP lovemylulu - BFP shitforbrains - BFP gormers - BFP Part 3 Graduates Bonkerz - BFP Kitten - BFP Cowboylover - BFP takingtheplunge ? BFP Part 4 Graduates: NoMoreChocBiscuits - BFP Milanomum - BFP Cremegg - BFP BrassicaBabe - BFP Dynababy - BFP Part 5 Graduates: TakeThatLady - BFP Vallinna - BFP SingingMog - BFP aDarkStarWithStrangeWays - BFP Eskarina - BFP Sign in now! [grin]

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nickelbabysnatcher · 11/01/2011 16:21

Last thread was here

The (updated)(again)(again) 'rules' from our Just Shagging Originator for the Viroids:

Maintain a relaxed attitude at all times - drink if you want too, especially on your birthday (or when you've had bad news). Thread precedent dictates if you drink to excess you will get a BFP (but not recommended). (It just takes longer to get in the mood

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JosieSmith1 · 14/01/2011 15:33

Nickel sorry you're broody My new colleague apparently brought her 23-24 week old baby in yesterday morning and by all accounts she was gorgeous, very happy and smiley. So glad I wasat training and missed her, I probably would have cried!

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nickelbabysnatcher · 14/01/2011 15:26

now i'm properly broody. :(

a couple I sort-of-know has just been in with their new baby.
he's beautiful and just old enough to do proper faces etc.

i want one!!!!

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vallinnapod · 14/01/2011 14:47

Blimey Reality!! Congrats!

Feeling more relaxed today. Looks like all bleeding stopped. WFH and actually working which is an arse

aStarWithHerOwnWays · 14/01/2011 14:20

Haha, this thread is fertility gold Congrats Reality.

FoghornLeghorn · 14/01/2011 14:17

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JosieSmith1 · 14/01/2011 14:14

Apparently so! Massive congrats! And yes graduates stick around!

JosieSmith1 · 14/01/2011 14:13

Goodness Reality are you trying to say what I think you're trying to say?

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nickelbabysnatcher · 14/01/2011 14:13

Graduates have to stick around - looks like you did the crash course
You stick around mainly to worry and fret and vomit....

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NoMoreChocBiscuits · 14/01/2011 14:08

Congrats Reality Have some bunting (and probably some from some of the others)

RealityIsKnockedUp · 14/01/2011 14:06

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nickelbabysnatcher · 14/01/2011 13:45

I just discovered that the statuses are back on! GOML - yuo can be POMS if you change your status on your profile!

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Cheeser · 14/01/2011 13:42

Hi everyone, Happy Friday!!

Was out last night, had a good time despite not drinking but was fast asleep on the train home I see exceptionally knackered at the moment.

Had a slightly pinkish wipe this morning (sorry for TMI!) so think the ERTD is on its way, slightly early (not due till Monday).

Good to see you here Getorf, I followed your POAS thread. Sorry you were disappointed by the result, but you've joined the right place

takethatlady · 14/01/2011 13:29

Yes, nickel is right, STEP AWWAAAAAAAY. at 'fizzy tits' though. That was my first sign (kipper me, I'm too encouraging of early testers ....)

To those of you worrying about how long it's taking, just thought I'd say it took me 7 months (only had 3 periods in that time) and my friend from school took 10 months despite having a proper good old go at it each month. She gave birth three weeks ago . It's so bloody frustrating and I definitely recommend going to the doctor's to get checked out sooner rather than later (at least it gives you something to focus on) but it is normal for it to take ages. I recommend turning to drink ...

How are you today vallinna?

Have been noticing all this stuff about breastfeeding in the news today. I basically want to say BOLLOCK OFF to all these bloody people going on about it (including me ). Got some good advice from a family friend and mum of 3 the other day, who said the advice always changes, to ignore it, and just damn well feed the baby any way you can.

Think we might need a thread for mums with the JSing ethos when we've all graduated. Just Slumming, anyone?

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nickelbabysnatcher · 14/01/2011 13:21

at your half day period though.

STEP AWAY FROM THE OVULATION CALENDAR!!!

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GetOrfMoiLand · 14/01/2011 12:29

OOOOH

I have just been on the ovulation calendar (I never knew such things existed in life) and put in my approximate dates (even though they vary I based it on 6 weeks).

So - my fertile days were end dec/beg Jan, which fits in with (ahem) drunken new years eve sex.

Apparently though according to that I am not due on til 17th Jan. So period is not late then. But I still have fizzy tits so will wait til next week to see if I come on.

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GetOrfMoiLand · 14/01/2011 12:13

lol at MN royalty TTC thread - hardly! I still feel like a newbie and am pathetically delighted when someone like Custardo, Expat or Aitch answers me on a thread

Reality is royalty, though.

GetOrfMoiLand · 14/01/2011 12:12

Thanks Nickel - I should fit in then. I have no idea about my cycle, I have a period every 4-6 weeks, but only am on for half a day so it is pretty much blink and you miss it.

When I had dd a lifetime ago I was't actually ttc - so to actually try for a baby is really new for me.

All this ovulation stuff I have no clue about - i said to DP last night 'you pee on a stick and it changes colour and then it means you are ovulation so you have sex...' and he looked at me as if I was making it all up . Perhaps I am, god knows.

GoldFrakkincenseAndMyrrh · 14/01/2011 11:59

Popping on to catch up and my oh my is there catching up to do.

Congrats to all the BFPs but special meantion to:

Brassica - WTF? twins?! Double congrats!

Vallinna - huuuuge congrats too! My heart was in my mouth reading the posts midway up the thread.

I clearly need to come on here more often....

This is becoming the MN Royalty TTC thread, isn't it?

NoMoreChocBiscuits · 14/01/2011 11:50

I dreamt a fellow upduff viroid was telling the rest of us upduffers to bugger off to the grad thread

Vannilla's sounds much more fun

NoMoreChocBiscuits · 14/01/2011 11:48

I knew GOML was going to end up here! My poor DH must have thought I was being right anti social last night waiting for that BFN! (honest I have a life, really)

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nickelbabysnatcher · 14/01/2011 11:44

ooh, tell all!
my only dreams lately have been of the roof leaking/collapsing and costing me lots of money. :(

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vallinnapod · 14/01/2011 11:40

Speak of horny things...randy sex dreams last night

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nickelbabysnatcher · 14/01/2011 11:24

god, Josie i misread that as "doing horney for me in the mornings"

sooooooo very glad i read it again!

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nickelbabysnatcher · 14/01/2011 11:23

Aw, hello GOML!

to be on this thread, you're mainly disencouraged from knowing when your OV date is, how long your cycle is, how much of this that and the other you might need to do to ttc, all we do is JS and not worry.

although, we all break the rules.
apart from me, because I genuinely have no clue about my cycle

and thanks hiddenme for outing yourself!

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