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Conception

When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

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Over Here Viroids! Just Shagging with Intent Thread!

nickelbabysnatcher · 2011-01-11T16:21:41+00:00

Last thread was [[http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/1087375-By-hook-or-by-crook-we-will-shag-our-way-to-victory-thread-for-the-JSing-viroids?msgid=23141536#23141536 here]] The (updated)(again)(again) 'rules' from our Just Shagging Originator for the Viroids: Maintain a relaxed attitude at all times - drink if you want too, especially on your birthday (or when you've had bad news). Thread precedent dictates if you drink to excess you will get a BFP (but not recommended). (It just takes longer to ^get in the mood^ <ahem<. Covet thy husband and enjoy every minute. Shag at every opportunity - shag-capes and awesome superpowers optional. Keep acronym-age to a minimum! EWCM is now to be referred to as 'pant snot'. Try not to get sucked in by Fertility Friend (at least for a while), but knowing where you are in your cycle and furkling for pant snot is most definitely allowed. OV is ovulation - I'm allowed to forget what date I've OVd, feel free to join me on t hat one! [grin] Bunting is to be put out for any small victory, thread-parties are held regularly and hugs are always welcome! grin Once you have your BFP, feel free to hang around and share your wisdom and virtual cocktails with the JSers. Keep us up to date with gossip! ***************************** Most of these rules are well and truly broken!! But we try to chill - honest ****************************** Part 1 Graduates: Tanmu82 - BFP PrivetDancer - BFP OnlyWantsOne - BFP Frankenfanny ? BFP Notso - BFP knittakid - BFP loopeylu - BFP PinkFondantFancy - BFP Grannyapple ? BFP Fuzzywood - BFP canoe - BFP janedoe - BFP StarflowerGirl - BFP Part 2 Graduates: ihaveaplan - BFP lovemylulu - BFP shitforbrains - BFP gormers - BFP Part 3 Graduates Bonkerz - BFP Kitten - BFP Cowboylover - BFP takingtheplunge ? BFP Part 4 Graduates: NoMoreChocBiscuits - BFP Milanomum - BFP Cremegg - BFP BrassicaBabe - BFP Dynababy - BFP Part 5 Graduates: TakeThatLady - BFP Vallinna - BFP SingingMog - BFP aDarkStarWithStrangeWays - BFP Eskarina - BFP Sign in now! [grin]

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nickelbabysnatcher · 11/01/2011 16:21

Last thread was here

The (updated)(again)(again) 'rules' from our Just Shagging Originator for the Viroids:

Maintain a relaxed attitude at all times - drink if you want too, especially on your birthday (or when you've had bad news). Thread precedent dictates if you drink to excess you will get a BFP (but not recommended). (It just takes longer to get in the mood

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nickelbabysnatcher · 17/01/2011 15:45

see, can we please concentrate on making Truffkins feel better?

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nickelbabysnatcher · 17/01/2011 15:43

we do have a Boots and a Superdrug, but Tesco Metro is the work of the devil (and will be replacing our old Co-op/somerfield in the next few weeks :( )
they're the other end of the High Street and i'm not doing one today!

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GetOrfMoiLand · 17/01/2011 15:40

Got2 - if that test is negative again I am leaving mumsnet, i wouldn't be able to live it down

Got2Dance · 17/01/2011 15:38

Oh bad luck truffkin. No one seems to be having much success this month (except maybe GOML but she's keeping us in suspense. Again. )

Sounds like you've got a fab end to the week though. Something to really help you forget your woes.

GetOrfMoiLand · 17/01/2011 15:35

Oh I am sorry truffkins.

Truffkin · 17/01/2011 15:34

Yo viroids. CD1 for me again. Am feeling quietly sad about it. My silver lining this month is that I am at a spa on Thursday and Friday and won't need to avoid the sauna, jacuzzi, foot spa, massage chairs, full body massage etc etc. Am glad I have a good one this month!

GOML you are soooooo duffed it's unbelievable. Get pissing madam!

GetOrfMoiLand · 17/01/2011 15:34

lol at Gu ramekins.

Has EVETYBODY got a whole cupboard full of those things.

They never get used for anything. I keep salt in one, the rest are just stacked in the corner ready to topple over.

Evidently the a la mode use for gu ramekins is to piss in

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Got2Dance · 17/01/2011 15:22

Oh, GOML come come. You're a viroid now. Please don't use a Lenor lid. We recommend Gu ramekins. I have a jelly pot, but that's cos I was attempting to diet!!

GetOrfMoiLand · 17/01/2011 15:20

OOOH yes nickel you work in a shop.

Look there is superdrug and there is boots and there is tesco metro (hopes nickel's shop isn't a nick nack shop in deepst Exmoor)

Then you can pee and tell.

GetOrfMoiLand · 17/01/2011 15:19

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nickelbabysnatcher · 17/01/2011 15:13

lalalalalalallalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalalalalalalala

[fingers in the ear technique]

lalalalallalalalalalalallalalalalalallalalalalalalallalalalaa

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Got2Dance · 17/01/2011 15:08

Go on Nickel!!! Stick a "back in 5 mins" up at the shop door, nip out to buy a FR one and put us all out of our misery!!!

And GOML - you so need to test tonight and let us know.

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GetOrfMoiLand · 17/01/2011 14:58

lol at obsessing about the postal service now

i think I will test tonight actually.

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nickelbabysnatcher · 17/01/2011 14:49

can't!

i'm waiting for the ones from BB - she said she'd post them on Saturday, so they will be here any day now (if she did post them on Saturday!) that's a good thing - it's supposed to stop me thinking about it!

now, stop it!

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GetOrfMoiLand · 17/01/2011 14:44

oooh re period pains.

Nickel - you definitely need to test! especially if you have got 1000 el cheapo tests (HOW do those robbers at Clearblue get away with charging £8!). Especially if you are feeling dizzy.

I am feeling very out of it tbh. Nothing is wrong with me but I am a bit distant and daydreanmy. I was in a meeting earlier and I could 'hear' them saying 'getorf, getorf' but I was in a world of my own.

So it is either pregnancy, or early onset madness

Are you going to test today nickel?

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nickelbabysnatcher · 17/01/2011 14:40

i think i'm probably just obsessing

and i'm sure it's just wishful thinking too - this kind of thing just doesn't happen to me! I'm probably just out-of-fitness and being a bit under the weather (but the dizziness is new...)

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Got2Dance · 17/01/2011 14:36

Well if you think it was a fake, you also need to test!! You're thinking it was like Milano aren't you?!

Got2Dance · 17/01/2011 14:35

You SO need to test, GOML!!!

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nickelbabysnatcher · 17/01/2011 14:33

i know!

I'm just convinced that it was a fake in the new year.... [even more ]

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Got2Dance · 17/01/2011 14:32

If your last ERTD was only just before NYE and you think you've only just ov'd (although that is quite late) you're prob a bit early to test just yet. Although it is always fun, esp with one of BB cheapies!!

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nickelbabysnatcher · 17/01/2011 14:28

oooh, GetOrf - baby-brain!

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