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Conception

When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

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Over Here Viroids! Just Shagging with Intent Thread!

nickelbabysnatcher · 2011-01-11T16:21:41+00:00

Last thread was [[http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/1087375-By-hook-or-by-crook-we-will-shag-our-way-to-victory-thread-for-the-JSing-viroids?msgid=23141536#23141536 here]] The (updated)(again)(again) 'rules' from our Just Shagging Originator for the Viroids: Maintain a relaxed attitude at all times - drink if you want too, especially on your birthday (or when you've had bad news). Thread precedent dictates if you drink to excess you will get a BFP (but not recommended). (It just takes longer to ^get in the mood^ <ahem<. Covet thy husband and enjoy every minute. Shag at every opportunity - shag-capes and awesome superpowers optional. Keep acronym-age to a minimum! EWCM is now to be referred to as 'pant snot'. Try not to get sucked in by Fertility Friend (at least for a while), but knowing where you are in your cycle and furkling for pant snot is most definitely allowed. OV is ovulation - I'm allowed to forget what date I've OVd, feel free to join me on t hat one! [grin] Bunting is to be put out for any small victory, thread-parties are held regularly and hugs are always welcome! grin Once you have your BFP, feel free to hang around and share your wisdom and virtual cocktails with the JSers. Keep us up to date with gossip! ***************************** Most of these rules are well and truly broken!! But we try to chill - honest ****************************** Part 1 Graduates: Tanmu82 - BFP PrivetDancer - BFP OnlyWantsOne - BFP Frankenfanny ? BFP Notso - BFP knittakid - BFP loopeylu - BFP PinkFondantFancy - BFP Grannyapple ? BFP Fuzzywood - BFP canoe - BFP janedoe - BFP StarflowerGirl - BFP Part 2 Graduates: ihaveaplan - BFP lovemylulu - BFP shitforbrains - BFP gormers - BFP Part 3 Graduates Bonkerz - BFP Kitten - BFP Cowboylover - BFP takingtheplunge ? BFP Part 4 Graduates: NoMoreChocBiscuits - BFP Milanomum - BFP Cremegg - BFP BrassicaBabe - BFP Dynababy - BFP Part 5 Graduates: TakeThatLady - BFP Vallinna - BFP SingingMog - BFP aDarkStarWithStrangeWays - BFP Eskarina - BFP Sign in now! [grin]

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nickelbabysnatcher · 11/01/2011 16:21

Last thread was here

The (updated)(again)(again) 'rules' from our Just Shagging Originator for the Viroids:

Maintain a relaxed attitude at all times - drink if you want too, especially on your birthday (or when you've had bad news). Thread precedent dictates if you drink to excess you will get a BFP (but not recommended). (It just takes longer to get in the mood

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NervousNelly · 19/01/2011 21:09

Evening viroids.

I always feel a bit late to the party. Was at a Board meeting all day and thought perhaps being caught MNing would not be deemed professional .

Sorry about the BFNs or ERTDs darkening the doors. Still a couple of hopefuls though?G2D how far into 2/3WW are you? I was due to OV today (according to my trusty IPK (Iphone predictor kit ) and had definite pantsnot. Managed a JS on Friday and last night, definitely missed a day in the middle though, due to OH being a knob and not realising I was giving him the come-on working till midnight for a couple of nights. Still, I guess we are in with a shout. Might try one for luck tonight, then let the 2WW madness commence. We're sitting across the room from each other, would sexting be weird .

Josie I'd say get the size 8. In the way of the Ironic, the minute you order it you will get upduffed. Ah well, buying a second dress is a small price to pay :)

BamBam21 · 19/01/2011 18:50

Hi Got2Dance. Can I come to yours for dinner?

I'm off to fish DS out the bath now. He hurt his finger at the weekend, and yet again he has got the dressing soaked!

Got2Dance · 19/01/2011 18:32

Evening all,

Glad to see the thread moving on.

Jealous of all your JSing activities, however. We're in the 2ww (or 3ww as I refuse to test early) and no action whatsoever. No sure I can be arsed at the moment. Is that bad?

BamBam - I would def suggest getting to see the doc. Even if it is just on your own first, but DP would need to go too before any kind of treatments were done. As truffkin said (I think it was her) prob need SA before any more expensive tests. Thing is, under the NHS these things take ages. It was 6 months from me going to the GP before I actually had clomid in my hot little hands.

Right, to one and all. Must go and do some piano practice whilst dinners in. Chicken and chips. Yum!!

BamBam21 · 19/01/2011 18:20

LOL at your kleptomania Lizzy! Help yourself to a curly wurly. I thought they didn't make them any more, then I discovered them in Tesco.

Josie - dirty texting always goes down well here too! SO annoying when, by the time he gets home, we are both too tired!

deemented · 19/01/2011 18:01

Josie - Manshape and i regularly indulge in a little txt foreplay - his ma was most taken aback when she snooped on his phone. I do believe she's still blushing

LizzyMathsWhizzy · 19/01/2011 17:54

lol at my own stupidity, I'm not a kleptomaniac after all!!!

Anyway... Nickel, get pissing!

Can I have a curly wurly please? I like them a lot

JosieSmith1 · 19/01/2011 17:29

I'm eating milk choc chip cookies that I always have on a wed night as I'm at work till 7pm and need something or 5 things to keep me going They're so full of sugar that I'm high as a kite when I get home (good for the 'extra curricular activites' DH and I are undertaking this week, speaking of which, I have been dirty texting him all day, I'm sure you all wanted to know that )

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nickelbabysnatcher · 19/01/2011 17:29

oh, my sense of smell is better than Spiderman's spider sense!!

but that's not a new thing.

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toytown · 19/01/2011 17:28

Hello ladies.

Sorry to here about the AFs.
Nickle have you POAS yet?
I am also weeing lots today and my sense of smell seems to have improved!

JosieSmith1 · 19/01/2011 17:26

Truff I am hoping I am one of those cows lucky women too! She knows we're trying and has tried to fit around me, I'll just feel really guilty if it all goes horribly wrong now! Would definitely fork out for a replacement dress if it did happen but I am also worried that they might not have the same one in stock by then (that's my worried face )

Sorry for BFN GOML but fingers crossed you are a late BFP-er

Yes it is strange but also nice I think being excited for people you've never met P'ingOAS and sharing their happiness/disappointment

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nickelbabysnatcher · 19/01/2011 17:15

can't eat curly wurly -they've got gelatine in

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Truffkin · 19/01/2011 17:05

BTW BamBam I am loving your Curly Wurly marathon today. I've already eaten 4 of them and feel a little queasy.......

BamBam21 · 19/01/2011 16:18

Nickel, Nickel, Nickel!

Aw honey, we're all just excited for you! Please don't feel hassled and got at. Have a curly wurly

deemented · 19/01/2011 16:10

POAFS!

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BamBam21 · 19/01/2011 15:58

Thanks for the support everybody. I absolutely adore my DS, but DP and I would love a wee one of our own. We will keep JSing and see what happens. I will have to try to persuade DP about the doctor though!

Nickel - just gerronwivit woman! We are all in suspenders here!

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nickelbabysnatcher · 19/01/2011 15:58

yeah, so i POAFS and it's neg? then what? you'll all feel really guilty, won't you!

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GetOrfMoiLand · 19/01/2011 15:41

OOh I Like the F in POAFS

I think I will upgrade that to POAFSFFS

GetOrfMoiLand · 19/01/2011 15:39

Come on Nickel - the whole of this thread is living vicariously through you!

Truffkin · 19/01/2011 15:27

Come on Nickel you know we need entertaining in here. POAFS already

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nickelbabysnatcher · 19/01/2011 15:17

I'm here!

haven't POAS yet, but i've done lots of normal weeing into the toilet (my bladder appears to have shrunk massively in size.... )

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