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Conception

When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

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Over Here Viroids! Just Shagging with Intent Thread!

nickelbabysnatcher · 2011-01-11T16:21:41+00:00

Last thread was [[http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/1087375-By-hook-or-by-crook-we-will-shag-our-way-to-victory-thread-for-the-JSing-viroids?msgid=23141536#23141536 here]] The (updated)(again)(again) 'rules' from our Just Shagging Originator for the Viroids: Maintain a relaxed attitude at all times - drink if you want too, especially on your birthday (or when you've had bad news). Thread precedent dictates if you drink to excess you will get a BFP (but not recommended). (It just takes longer to ^get in the mood^ <ahem<. Covet thy husband and enjoy every minute. Shag at every opportunity - shag-capes and awesome superpowers optional. Keep acronym-age to a minimum! EWCM is now to be referred to as 'pant snot'. Try not to get sucked in by Fertility Friend (at least for a while), but knowing where you are in your cycle and furkling for pant snot is most definitely allowed. OV is ovulation - I'm allowed to forget what date I've OVd, feel free to join me on t hat one! [grin] Bunting is to be put out for any small victory, thread-parties are held regularly and hugs are always welcome! grin Once you have your BFP, feel free to hang around and share your wisdom and virtual cocktails with the JSers. Keep us up to date with gossip! ***************************** Most of these rules are well and truly broken!! But we try to chill - honest ****************************** Part 1 Graduates: Tanmu82 - BFP PrivetDancer - BFP OnlyWantsOne - BFP Frankenfanny ? BFP Notso - BFP knittakid - BFP loopeylu - BFP PinkFondantFancy - BFP Grannyapple ? BFP Fuzzywood - BFP canoe - BFP janedoe - BFP StarflowerGirl - BFP Part 2 Graduates: ihaveaplan - BFP lovemylulu - BFP shitforbrains - BFP gormers - BFP Part 3 Graduates Bonkerz - BFP Kitten - BFP Cowboylover - BFP takingtheplunge ? BFP Part 4 Graduates: NoMoreChocBiscuits - BFP Milanomum - BFP Cremegg - BFP BrassicaBabe - BFP Dynababy - BFP Part 5 Graduates: TakeThatLady - BFP Vallinna - BFP SingingMog - BFP aDarkStarWithStrangeWays - BFP Eskarina - BFP Sign in now! [grin]

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nickelbabysnatcher · 11/01/2011 16:21

Last thread was here

The (updated)(again)(again) 'rules' from our Just Shagging Originator for the Viroids:

Maintain a relaxed attitude at all times - drink if you want too, especially on your birthday (or when you've had bad news). Thread precedent dictates if you drink to excess you will get a BFP (but not recommended). (It just takes longer to get in the mood

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nickelbabysnatcher · 20/01/2011 16:06

we don't blame you aqua - you've been through it, we know.
I hope you find us a broad shoulder to cry on (and a good bosom to obsess into! [oo-er] )

We've all been there - there's nothing like blood to make you cry, is there? :(

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aquavit · 20/01/2011 16:01

sorry for moaning. I am very upbeat about it all really! was just feeling sorry for myself because of first-day-of-period blues.

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nickelbabysnatcher · 20/01/2011 15:59

i meant aquavit - my little finger didn't work...

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nickelbabysnatcher · 20/01/2011 15:58

sorry to hear your story quavit but welcoem to the thread.

toytown - using wees from later in the day once you've drunk does have an effect - it can give you a false negative. It's because you don't drink so much i nthe night so it's all more concentrated ( that's why it's more ywllow too)

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toytown · 20/01/2011 15:55

Hello aquavit, sorry to hear about possible ERTD.

aquavit · 20/01/2011 15:52

hello everyone

can I shuffle onto this thread?

have been ttc #2 for over a year now (had one mc) and am feeling a bit miserable because seem to have ERTD starting (have wildly erratic cycles so no idea when due), so was hoping that some jolly mn company and hand-holding might help

I will have to ask you what most of the acronyms mean though

also very sorry toytown if it hasn't worked out this time (? don't think you can yet be sure though)

toytown · 20/01/2011 15:41

I jnow this might sound desperately pathetic, but how much of an impact do you think not using first pee makes? ( at own desparation to not want to face truth)

NoMoreChocBiscuits · 20/01/2011 15:16

Reality sorry this in in reply to a post of yours on another thread, but I need to get out of there before my blood pressure goes up anymore. Massive for your vinegar comment. Sure you know which one I mean

Sorry for the hijack Viroids. How are you all doing?

toytown · 20/01/2011 14:19

It's very annoying!
I just really felt pregnant this time.

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nickelbabysnatcher · 20/01/2011 14:15

I can understand them saying wait until a year, but that's really annoying. :(

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GetOrfMoiLand · 20/01/2011 14:08

Oh no. That seems unfair really. I know it is only 3 months but it will seem such long 3 months won't it.

Hopefully though that will work for you when you eventually get it. Or that you concieve in the next 3 months by yourself!

toytown · 20/01/2011 14:01

I have asked for Metformin but they have said I need to wait till April. (will be 1 year of ttc)

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nickelbabysnatcher · 20/01/2011 13:57

I guessed you might have a problem - just didn't know if it was one you knew about iyswim. Miffles (haven't seen her on this thread...) has/had PCOs and she was given medication to aid ovulation. would your doctors think of that for you?

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GetOrfMoiLand · 20/01/2011 13:57

Oh I am sorry toytown - that is utterly shite.

I am a complete ignoramus about such things but is there nothing the drs can do about your condition now you are ttc.

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JosieSmith1 · 20/01/2011 13:54

Sorry Toytown (hugs)

I am not joining in with the nagging as I'm usually on the other end of it and I'm too tired from shagathon

toytown · 20/01/2011 13:52

I have PCOS and an underactive thyroid nickel so ovulation doesn't happen easily.

toytown · 20/01/2011 13:26

Yes, one every three months which means we're only getting 4 goes at it a year!

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nickelbabysnatcher · 20/01/2011 13:25

if you're on day 95 toytown you shuld go and see your doctor. :(

dee - you're constipated, go and drink some tonic..

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GetOrfMoiLand · 20/01/2011 13:23

Oh Toytown

day 95? What the bloody hell? Are yourcycles normally so damn long?

I am really sorry though.

deemented · 20/01/2011 13:13

Oh toytown, i'm sorry.

I'm firmly of the opinion that it's not over till the ERTD turn up, so please don't give up hope just yet.

toytown · 20/01/2011 13:09

BFN here. I'm unbelieveably gutted!
[sobbing]
Just want AF to arrive now and just hoping my cycles haven't decided to get even longer. On day 95 now!

deemented · 20/01/2011 12:49

Hmph.

Can't decide if i have tummy cramps because i'm constipated or because ERTD is finally on way!!!

Just thought i'd share, yunno...

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