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Over Here Viroids! Just Shagging with Intent Thread!

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nickelbabysnatcher · 11/01/2011 16:21

Last thread was here

The (updated)(again)(again) 'rules' from our Just Shagging Originator for the Viroids:

Maintain a relaxed attitude at all times - drink if you want too, especially on your birthday (or when you've had bad news). Thread precedent dictates if you drink to excess you will get a BFP (but not recommended). (It just takes longer to get in the mood

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GetOrfMoiLand · 21/01/2011 11:09

Good luck Crowette! I too was wondering what a page period was.

Now I am very confused. I was so tired last night I could barely speak, felt icky feeling and everything tasted vile. Then I had a mad surge of hunger and demolished a large bag of chips. Then went to bed with my bra on, convinced and aiming to test again today.

Went to the loo this morning (and apols for TMI which follows) and there was a tiny clot. No other blood though. My periods are normally clot free.

No other blood or anything this morning, but a slight tugging feeling in my tummy.

What the bloody hell could that be? Is that a period? If so it is not normal.

BamBam21 · 21/01/2011 10:33

Morning everyone! Welcome Aquavit and 3Peas.

DPO - days past ovulation
BFP/N - big fat positive/negative

It took me ages to work the acronyms out. I don't really "do" text speak either, so even LOL had me confused! Grin

Sorry you are having a crap time toytown. Hope you're feeling better today. I am still just waiting for ERTD to bugger off so we can start getting jiggy again! Wink

GOML and Nickel - still SO excited for you both!

aquavit · 21/01/2011 10:30

oops didn't mean to embolden my cough! sorry for thus seeming to hack all over the thread - was intended to be more delicate than that Grin

aquavit · 21/01/2011 10:27

newbie cough could someone tell me what DPO and BFP/N stand for please? I get the gist but am not sure of the actual words iyswim.

Def have my own ERTD (see how I pick up the acronyms once I know what they mean!) which is blardy annoying.

JosieSmith1 · 21/01/2011 08:46

Nelly I am also drumming my fingers at 1-2DPO (not completely sure which, not much sign of ov here but going by my usual time should have happened about now) Hope I have actually ov'd, will be gutted if we're doing a really good shagathon for nothing! Hope you're not too sore this morning Grin

PMSL Crow at your predictive text!We got the gist Grin

FoghornLeghorn · 21/01/2011 08:44

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Got2Dance · 20/01/2011 23:44

Tee hee Nelly - I just popped over there too!

Silly horse knocking you off. You should have words. Bless you on drumming fingers on 1DPO!!! The others are certainly making me jealous with their symptoms, but I think it's the novelty....t'will wear off soon Grin

Good plan on the late testing Crow I think most of us are thinking the same thing. We will not succumb to the bad influences of Foghorn and dee (Yikes, btw - 3 times a day and every day normally..,just NO!! Shock)

Must head bedward too...but it's Friday tomorrow which is almost the weekend....

NervousNelly · 20/01/2011 23:31

LOL Crow I did wonder what a Page Period was! Can't believe how many of your are virtually up-duffed! It's like you all copied your symptoms out of a textbook Grin.

1DPO here.

Not long back in as took horse out to an indoor arena to ride tonight. Minor Blush moment when I fell off, when she took exception to a tiny little jump! Grot-bag. Grin. Nothing hurt but my pride though - Doh! The downside of such late night activities though(of the non JS kind) is I'm not ready for bed, even though I have to get up at 6.

Must. Go. To. Bed.

(oooh nomore lovely to see you, I've been stalking your Grads thread! Mwahs to everyone over there) :)

crowette · 20/01/2011 19:45

Late period FFS

crowette · 20/01/2011 19:40

Oh for flip sake! It's the predictive typing on my phone, pita thing! was rushing as the bus was nearing my stop Grin

I think AF is due early next week - didn't take much notice of date of last one as we were giving TTC a break. After last time, I'm making sure it's as late as possible to test - don't want another Dr telling me it was just a page period and not a MC.

Got2Dance · 20/01/2011 19:11

when are you due to test, crow? And I assume you meant boobs, not books!! Wink

crowette · 20/01/2011 18:30

Oops poxy phone - sorry about the multiple posts!

crowette · 20/01/2011 18:29

Evening viroids :)

Just had a quick scan of the thread as I'm on my phone - PC still dead :(

Hope everyone is good.

Still symptom spotting here - books are very sensitive and tender ... OH rolled over and knocked them last night, causing me to yelp, and all night and today they've been painful. Still got stuffy nose, feel like I constantly need to blow it. And I sure know that hangover sicky feeling!

Can't help but start getting hopeful now - damnit!

crowette · 20/01/2011 18:28

Evening viroids :)

Just had a quick scan of the thread as I'm on my phone - PC still dead :(

Hope everyone is good.

Still symptom spotting here - books are very sensitive and tender ... OH rolled over and knocked them last night, causing me to yelp, and all night and today they've been painful. Still got stuffy nose, feel like I constantly need to blow it. And I sure know that hangover sicky feeling!

Can't help but start getting hopeful now - damnit!

Got2Dance · 20/01/2011 18:27

Oh, and FWIW, TTL one of the grads, got sore boobs as her first symptom and so did some of the others. However, I get it everytime before ERTD. So means nothing for me!!

Got2Dance · 20/01/2011 18:25

I totally understand GOML and Nickel not wanting to test. It is so depressing seeing that BFN, it reinforces the idea that it can never happen to you. That is why I'm thinking about a 3ww this time!!

Someone asked where I am in it...I THINK about half way. I've tried to forget which day I'm actually on and made a note that ERTD should have arrived by 1st Feb. So no chance of testing until then. Grin

Where are these PS from BB then? I'm waiting too!!

Toytown - that sounds unfair that you have to wait until April. I would've thought if you have known PCOS then the GP should refer you onto a fertility consultant. Their protocols say a year only if there is no reason for the problem. If you KNOW you have PCOS, then you should be getting help. After all, clomid is the drug of choice and that can't be given by the GP but needs monitoring by a FC. It also takes a long while for the referral to go through (13 weeks, I think) so I'd go back and make a fuss of myself if I were you.

Welcome to aqua and 3 something (sorry - you're on the last page and I've got a bad memory!)

NMCB - nice to see you. All ok on the grads thread? Everyone ticking along ok? Has Vallinna stopped spotting? I ought to go and say hello, but little time even to get on here. Send my love, please.

FoghornLeghorn · 20/01/2011 17:28

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LizzyMathsWhizzy · 20/01/2011 17:25

GOML - I am diagnosing you as preggers also. 2 BFPs would be just what Doctor Whizzy ordered. Grin

nickelbabysnatcher · 20/01/2011 17:22

Lizzy - i love your internet diagnosis! it's probably just indigestion.

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nickelbabysnatcher · 20/01/2011 17:21

but i can't stand my bra being on!
I took it off and sat there holding up my boobs with my hands (shame DH was out - he likes being human bra! Grin )
and now they've started again. and i'vegot dance tonight.

re: hunger - me too! exactly that - i suddenly feel hungry, and instead of beign able to forget about it, within about 30 secodns of me feeling a bit peckish, i feel so hungry i might not have eaten in days, and feel dizzy/faint if i don't eat something.

i don't like coffee anyway, but i am feeling a bit sick at smelling anything . but like you say, hangover sick, not vomit sick.

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GetOrfMoiLand · 20/01/2011 17:15

My boobd feel the same nickel - I slept woth my bra on last night (unheard of) as they felt as if they would fall off if not. They are painful at the sides.

I am starving hungry but feel slightly queasy, as in hangovery feeling. I never felt sick with dd however so this may be a red herring.

One thing though - some things taste utterly disgusting. I normally mainline coffee throygh the day but cannot bear to drink it (actually maybe that is why I feel sicky - lack of caffeine Grin) and I have just thrown a bag of cheesy doritos in the bin in disgust.

But I could be imagining the whole thing.

LizzyMathsWhizzy · 20/01/2011 17:14

I don't know how you're managing to wait, you're obviously a better person than I am! Its so unfair that pregnancy symptoms are totally indistinguishable from period pains. I think you're preggers, but I'm not as reliable as a pee stick... and they aren't great either! 99.9% accurate my arse!

nickelbabysnatcher · 20/01/2011 17:02

I want good news, too, Lizzy!
my indeterminate symptoms continue.
it's most odd Confused

today i have been farting a lot and having weird pain in my upper back and at the side.
and lsat ngiht i had to take my bra off because it was just making my boobs hurt (not the boobs themselves, but they felt like they were being pulled off me Hmm )
kind of pmt symptoms, but have been going on since the end of AF last time....

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LizzyMathsWhizzy · 20/01/2011 16:44

Welcome Aquavit and 3Peas Smile

I've had the worst day ever at work, which has left me even more determined to get pregnant so I can fuck off! I'm swinging between thinking that and feeling guilty about thinking it. It's nice to come home to MN for a little light relief.

Toytown so sorry to hear about your problems, it puts my 2ww into perspective, I can't imagine having to wait 3 months. Hope it happens for you soon.

I can't decide whether or not to nag GOML and Nickel... We really just want some good news, and you two are our best hopes for now! Whenever you're ready is fine for me Smile

aquavit · 20/01/2011 16:17

well I should probably be used to it by now Grin

thanks for the nice welcome (and bosomy offer) - much appreciated

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