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Conception

When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

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Over Here Viroids! Just Shagging with Intent Thread!

nickelbabysnatcher · 2011-01-11T16:21:41+00:00

Last thread was [[http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/1087375-By-hook-or-by-crook-we-will-shag-our-way-to-victory-thread-for-the-JSing-viroids?msgid=23141536#23141536 here]] The (updated)(again)(again) 'rules' from our Just Shagging Originator for the Viroids: Maintain a relaxed attitude at all times - drink if you want too, especially on your birthday (or when you've had bad news). Thread precedent dictates if you drink to excess you will get a BFP (but not recommended). (It just takes longer to ^get in the mood^ <ahem<. Covet thy husband and enjoy every minute. Shag at every opportunity - shag-capes and awesome superpowers optional. Keep acronym-age to a minimum! EWCM is now to be referred to as 'pant snot'. Try not to get sucked in by Fertility Friend (at least for a while), but knowing where you are in your cycle and furkling for pant snot is most definitely allowed. OV is ovulation - I'm allowed to forget what date I've OVd, feel free to join me on t hat one! [grin] Bunting is to be put out for any small victory, thread-parties are held regularly and hugs are always welcome! grin Once you have your BFP, feel free to hang around and share your wisdom and virtual cocktails with the JSers. Keep us up to date with gossip! ***************************** Most of these rules are well and truly broken!! But we try to chill - honest ****************************** Part 1 Graduates: Tanmu82 - BFP PrivetDancer - BFP OnlyWantsOne - BFP Frankenfanny ? BFP Notso - BFP knittakid - BFP loopeylu - BFP PinkFondantFancy - BFP Grannyapple ? BFP Fuzzywood - BFP canoe - BFP janedoe - BFP StarflowerGirl - BFP Part 2 Graduates: ihaveaplan - BFP lovemylulu - BFP shitforbrains - BFP gormers - BFP Part 3 Graduates Bonkerz - BFP Kitten - BFP Cowboylover - BFP takingtheplunge ? BFP Part 4 Graduates: NoMoreChocBiscuits - BFP Milanomum - BFP Cremegg - BFP BrassicaBabe - BFP Dynababy - BFP Part 5 Graduates: TakeThatLady - BFP Vallinna - BFP SingingMog - BFP aDarkStarWithStrangeWays - BFP Eskarina - BFP Sign in now! [grin]

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nickelbabysnatcher · 11/01/2011 16:21

Last thread was here

The (updated)(again)(again) 'rules' from our Just Shagging Originator for the Viroids:

Maintain a relaxed attitude at all times - drink if you want too, especially on your birthday (or when you've had bad news). Thread precedent dictates if you drink to excess you will get a BFP (but not recommended). (It just takes longer to get in the mood

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Got2Dance · 21/01/2011 23:02

Reverse psychology Nelly!!

Went to see the King's Speech. Really really good.

Yes, better get to it, dee - I heard you've only managed 2 shags today...better get a move on!

deemented · 21/01/2011 21:20

Just finishing a takeaway, then off to play strip poker with manshape

NervousNelly · 21/01/2011 21:17

G2D it's far too early to write this month off. You are doing us yourself out of a whole week of fun . You Gleek!

Where is everyone tonight? All out having fun, or hanging about in the loo staring at your pants ?

crowette · 21/01/2011 17:22

Am getting AF type twinges :( boobs have been tender today after all, but not so much, so am thinking AF is definitely on her way ... bugger!

Going to hit the cider and chocolate and sulk.

Got2Dance · 21/01/2011 17:06

My boobs have started feeling the slightest bit tender when prodded. So that is a sure sign I'm out this time, as always heralds ERTD. At least I know... Will be another week for it to appear, but appear it will...

deemented · 21/01/2011 17:03

I'm a frim believer that it's not over til ERTD shows up.

Fingers crossed that she won't.

I think my hormones may be starting to get back to some kind of normality - i've really spotty and greasy today, which i'm not usually, unless ERTD is on way. We'll see.

GetOrfMoiLand · 21/01/2011 16:56

Oh GOD we are all in the same boat of madness.

Exactly the same low down ache, nickel. Strange.

No more blood at all today, apart from that clot thingy, which was dark brown as well.

This is madness. I would like to believe I am pregnant however I cannot let myself believe that, so am convincing myself I have imagined everything for the past 10 days and I will come on soon.

FoghornLeghorn · 21/01/2011 15:38

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nickelbabysnatcher · 21/01/2011 15:20

geek

that would be funny - having all of us in waves of cycles.

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Got2Dance · 21/01/2011 14:50

You guys certainly sound positive...proper BFP, GOML Foghorn and Nickel.

Nickel when you said that about having a virtual online pregnancy, it reminded me of Glee - remember with Schoosters wife pretending to be pregnant?

And when you all get your BFN BFP, then there will be me and crow studiously ingnoring our arrival of ERTD and then the next onslaught of testers!! Unless we all get in sync, like ladies living in the same house...

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nickelbabysnatcher · 21/01/2011 14:40

oooh! Foghorn !

let's hope it's history repeating itself!!!

BamBam - reverse psychology al lthe way!

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BamBam21 · 21/01/2011 14:39

Oh don't say that Nickel! Or are you just trying to keep the red witch at bay with reverse psychology?

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aquavit · 21/01/2011 14:10

fwiw GOML I bled the odd clot during my first pregnancy. But I also bled in almost identical ways when I mc'd, and many of my periods start that way too. So I'm not really being much help...just saying it could still go either way, I guess.

Foghorn is it possible that your tummy objects to your virtuous lifestyle? (fingers crossed it's something more interesting though)

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nickelbabysnatcher · 21/01/2011 13:34

once we'vea ll got BFNs, the thread will return to its usual boring script

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BamBam21 · 21/01/2011 13:22

Foghorn, Nickel and GOML - it sounds so promising for all of you there. Not sure about the clot GOML, but I suppose it could be a sort of implantation thing. If you're not actually bleeding then I think it's probably a good thing!

Aquavit - I would never have thought I could get so excited about other people's POAS activities either!

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nickelbabysnatcher · 21/01/2011 13:07

Foghorn - that's how i've been feeling for weeks.

except today, I have discovered that I know have a low down ache that's very similar to period cramp, but that's normally happening while there's blood - no blood (i keep running to the bog to check) but the cramp is there.
it's very annoying me.

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FoghornLeghorn · 21/01/2011 12:19

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aquavit · 21/01/2011 12:08

thanks BamBam

I hadn't realised how exciting this thread would be, vicariously waiting on other people's stick-peeing!

crowette · 21/01/2011 11:57

Hallo ladies!

Day at home today, so I have time to proofread my posts

GOML I'm not surprised you're confused, that'd all be driving me around the bend too!

My boobs are hardly tender at all today, only if I poke them still got the stuffy nose - no other symptoms. I'm thinking AF will be making an appearance soon :(

I'm bored, well, in one of those moods where I can't be bothered to do much of the stuff I could be doing ... PC dead, housework done, no steps to be able to continue decorating, chilli and prepared in cooking in the slow cooker. I've even put the TV on

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nickelbabysnatcher · 21/01/2011 11:39

ooooh, GOML - that sounds ominous.

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deemented · 21/01/2011 11:39

Have you POAFS yet?

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nickelbabysnatcher · 21/01/2011 11:38

"virtually upduffed"

i like that - when I get my BFN, i'll pretend online that i really am pregnant.
Like an online baby!

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deemented · 21/01/2011 11:11

Implantation bleed? What colour? If dark brown then it's old blood..

GetOrfMoiLand · 21/01/2011 11:09

And good luck Nickel

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