Please or to access all these features

Add post

Watch this thread

Save thread

Start a new thread

Unflip thread

Hide thread

My feed

Active Unanswered threads

Getting started FAQ's

Unanswered threads Acronyms Talk guidelines

Hide shortcut buttons

Talk

Conception

When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

Unflip

1 2 ··· 15 16 17 ··· 39 40

Original poster

Over Here Viroids! Just Shagging with Intent Thread!

nickelbabysnatcher · 2011-01-11T16:21:41+00:00

Last thread was [[http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/1087375-By-hook-or-by-crook-we-will-shag-our-way-to-victory-thread-for-the-JSing-viroids?msgid=23141536#23141536 here]] The (updated)(again)(again) 'rules' from our Just Shagging Originator for the Viroids: Maintain a relaxed attitude at all times - drink if you want too, especially on your birthday (or when you've had bad news). Thread precedent dictates if you drink to excess you will get a BFP (but not recommended). (It just takes longer to ^get in the mood^ <ahem<. Covet thy husband and enjoy every minute. Shag at every opportunity - shag-capes and awesome superpowers optional. Keep acronym-age to a minimum! EWCM is now to be referred to as 'pant snot'. Try not to get sucked in by Fertility Friend (at least for a while), but knowing where you are in your cycle and furkling for pant snot is most definitely allowed. OV is ovulation - I'm allowed to forget what date I've OVd, feel free to join me on t hat one! [grin] Bunting is to be put out for any small victory, thread-parties are held regularly and hugs are always welcome! grin Once you have your BFP, feel free to hang around and share your wisdom and virtual cocktails with the JSers. Keep us up to date with gossip! ***************************** Most of these rules are well and truly broken!! But we try to chill - honest ****************************** Part 1 Graduates: Tanmu82 - BFP PrivetDancer - BFP OnlyWantsOne - BFP Frankenfanny ? BFP Notso - BFP knittakid - BFP loopeylu - BFP PinkFondantFancy - BFP Grannyapple ? BFP Fuzzywood - BFP canoe - BFP janedoe - BFP StarflowerGirl - BFP Part 2 Graduates: ihaveaplan - BFP lovemylulu - BFP shitforbrains - BFP gormers - BFP Part 3 Graduates Bonkerz - BFP Kitten - BFP Cowboylover - BFP takingtheplunge ? BFP Part 4 Graduates: NoMoreChocBiscuits - BFP Milanomum - BFP Cremegg - BFP BrassicaBabe - BFP Dynababy - BFP Part 5 Graduates: TakeThatLady - BFP Vallinna - BFP SingingMog - BFP aDarkStarWithStrangeWays - BFP Eskarina - BFP Sign in now! [grin]

988 replies

nickelbabysnatcher · 11/01/2011 16:21

Last thread was here

The (updated)(again)(again) 'rules' from our Just Shagging Originator for the Viroids:

Maintain a relaxed attitude at all times - drink if you want too, especially on your birthday (or when you've had bad news). Thread precedent dictates if you drink to excess you will get a BFP (but not recommended). (It just takes longer to get in the mood

OP posts:

FoghornLeghorn · 25/01/2011 16:44

This reply has been deleted

Message deleted

Original poster

nickelbabysnatcher · 25/01/2011 16:35

that wasn't Reality was it?

OP posts:

Original poster

nickelbabysnatcher · 25/01/2011 16:35

sorry, want to add, she's lovely.

I'm sure we've had BFPs.
I've now got to check the thread

OP posts:

BamBam21 · 25/01/2011 16:33

Thanks for the good luck wishes ladies. We are SO desperate for cash just now, so fingers crossed!

Good lord dee! [bshock] [bgrin]

Didn't we have one BFP, from somebody who had only just joined the thread? [bhmm] Can't think of her name though........ [bconfused]

Original poster

nickelbabysnatcher · 25/01/2011 16:33

ooh, I've just had Figgy in the shop
She lives right round the corner from where I used to live!

and she's going to coem to the WI!

(maybe, if she doesn't think i'm too much of a nutter....)

OP posts:

kateepie2 · 25/01/2011 16:25

9 times???? I think my DP would probably run away... every other day has been enough for me (actually, he's been getting much more action since we started this, so prob protesting too much).

Good luck Bam go girl! [bsmile]

FoghornLeghorn · 25/01/2011 16:23

This reply has been deleted

Message deleted

Got2Dance · 25/01/2011 16:01

really - who?

FoghornLeghorn · 25/01/2011 15:40

This reply has been deleted

Message deleted

Got2Dance · 25/01/2011 15:34

Have just noticed - we are well over half way through Nickel's thread, and not a single BFP yet. Come on viroids!!!

Got2Dance · 25/01/2011 15:33

Flipping heck! 9 times?! And if you're testing soon, then it's not even during your window

Wow - respect. Enjoy your night off.

Good luck with the job interview Bam

deemented · 25/01/2011 15:32

I have to say, he is looking a little weary. And he did look slightly aghast at the thought of me having my wicked way with him when i get home

FoghornLeghorn · 25/01/2011 15:26

This reply has been deleted

Message deleted

deemented · 25/01/2011 15:23

I know

Still, i might not jump on him tonight as i'm out with the girls and may get slightly inebriated - don't drink usually, but haven't had a good catch up with them for ages!

FoghornLeghorn · 25/01/2011 15:19

This reply has been deleted

Message deleted

Original poster

nickelbabysnatcher · 25/01/2011 15:14

BamBam - good luck with your interview!

OP posts:

Original poster

nickelbabysnatcher · 25/01/2011 15:14

OP posts:

deemented · 25/01/2011 15:12

Hello folks.

I swear manshape think he's seventeen again. Nine - yes nine - times we have SWI since Thursday. I think i'm a little saddle sore

Will be tesing in the morning, but i'm expecting a BFN.

BamBam21 · 25/01/2011 14:46

Yippee! Have a job interview tomorrow at a temp agency. If I get the job I'm bound to get upduffed! [bwink] [bgrin]

Got2Dance · 25/01/2011 14:04

Ahh.... Josie, that tricky last question. The answer is:
Mainly grass, but they enjoy oats as well.

Hope that helps.

JosieSmith1 · 25/01/2011 13:56

Got2Dance it's in equine behaviour, welfare and rehabilitation. That assignment was nutrition specifically. It might be rubbish and get referred but as least I'll get some feedback and know what I've done wrong as I couldn't figure out the last question!

I say get new clothes too Foghorn. Even if you do get upduffed soon you can wear them after the baby is born when you bounce back to pre-pregnancy weight and size

aquavit · 25/01/2011 13:50

yes, don't put life on hold (weary takes-bloody-ages-for-me-to-conceive emoticon). Actually both times I got pregnant before it was just as I was getting into the swing of a bit of weight-loss/exercise and so thinking that it wasn't awful NOT to be pregnant. It's good to have something else to focus on and a silver lining to the wretched ERTD. So I say, get new clothes and enjoy them!

hmmm...now wondering if dieting is the answer to conception? ...

Figgyrolls · 25/01/2011 13:48

Cool, see you laters!

Got2Dance · 25/01/2011 13:45

Ha ha on Foghorn getting on her own nerves! I say so buy the clothes. Do NOT put your life on hold til you have the baby. 13 months later, I'm still waiting, so go out and get some glad rags!

Oooo...finished uni assignment Josie that's great! What in?

Original poster

nickelbabysnatcher · 25/01/2011 13:31

hi, yes i'm here all day.

OP posts:

Unflip

1 2 ··· 15 16 17 ··· 39 40