By hook or by crook we will shag our way to victory - thread for the JSing viroids

Milano, he voted for WAGNER?!!! ARGH!!!! I am with Nervous on this one

DarkStar - yay for two and three monthiversaries . Not celebrating here really at the mo as DH is on COD. Have bought him new one but not giving it him till Fri (birthday), so he is slumming it on old one til then!

Sleepy, I'm now LOLing at image of you stuffing PTs in your pockets at Boots!

Miffles, keep poking them. Or get DH to. It is more fun

Thank you v muchly for the kipper.

Might go to bed now. Have done online Christmas shopping rather than getting ready for school tomorrow, when I have a full day of teaching. Hmmm.... I am v naughty. I am going to do lots of singing and coursework and do musical ornaments charades with my Year 10s. There. Planned! Right... vitamins and bed.

Just seeing if this still works...

vallina - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. OK I'm not really an x-factor fan, but Wagner???? . Never mind a kipper, he needs slapped round the chops with a ruddy big whale. Scandalous. .

Evening viroids,

Ticking along here...next scan and bloods on Weds so just sniffing, jabbing and pill popping away

DS and Mog - I have all those symptoms too

PS DH voted for Wagner today so it's a good job I don't need to shag him...I have threatened divorce!

Lots of kippers abounding this weekend. Think I might need one for all my typo's on the previous post. I wasn't still drunk, honest, I was on the iPhone - excuse for all things I find!

Also managed a sneaky Shag this morning before we came home too :). I think this one just squeezes into the 5 days pre-OV. Unfortunately OH goes away Tues-Thursday this week so will have to be very persuasive the other nights .

Loving the descent into 2ww Madness. Who is next to test then?

sleepycaz still keeping everything, except my legs and my drinking hands crossed for you.

Where is miffles today - any sign of the red-fecker yet?

Milano keep the faith and keep shagging.

lol Caz, I had visions of you furtively stuffing your pockets with HPTs

For my fellow 2ww-ers, here's some light relief or indeed interesting reading :)

DS and Mog - promising symptoms, if you ask me! :)

I've had no symptoms at all, so still not counting my chickens.

Also, disclaimer time... When I say I nicked a preg test, I mean from the storecupboard at work, they are the ones we use routinely for patients. I wasn't shplifting in Boots!

consider yourself well and truly kippered Mog :) The 2ww sucks. I suspect I am mentally exaggerating things because one of my postnatal thread mates on here has just announced she's expecting her second, literally first go at ttc. Then was all 'sorry I jumped the queue, sorry Star' like I'm some sort of pregmaniac who needs placating at every turn. Oh, did I mention I'm also totally hormental?

Congrats on 3 months, DH and I will have our 2 month anniversary next weekend He is back from his jaunt, thank god, leaving me to prostrate myself on the sofa and finish off last night's bottle of wine. Think DS has got a little institutionalised, he was crying for me when usually he loves bedtime with daddy

Nelly well done for JSing!! That deserves a prize. LOL at falling out of bed!!

DarkStar KIPPER (said in the voice of Len on Strictly when he gives someone a seven) I am sharing some 2ww symptoms with you. It is doing my head in!! Could also just be because I am really tired from work and that I have PMT, but I have been:

1. feeling crampy feelings in lower belly
2. feeling really icky after eating things
3. getting really sore nipples (cue more pokage at DH to ask if my boobs are bigger)
4. totally tired
5. felt dizzy at the cinema yesterday and sat down on the floor next to the bar (I'm classy)
6. forgetful e.g. just spent weekend with sister-in-law (and three kids under 7) and left my phone on the table, had to drive back after getting 30 mins away!! I would usually never leave my phone anywhere!
7. I got cystitis (noticed Sat am) and am now drinking those lovely cranberry powdery mix drinks - I think this is cos I was so busy on Fri I couldn't go to the loo all day. How rubbish is that?!

Please can you kipper me back.

Harry Potter 7 was passable once I had recovered from feeling icky.

Expecting AF on 30th Nov, so still too early to test.

SleepyCaz, sounds things are going well for you at the mo. I have got everything crossed for you for stickiness.

Esk, hope you find out why you have sore boobage!

Oh and today I have been married for 3 months .

Oh, forgot 6) I am constantly weeeing today, for the answer to which see 4 or 5 under 'other explanations'.

Hope you've been enjoying a well-earned rest Caz :)

In true thread spirit, here's my contribution to 2ww madness. I give you the rundown of my possible pg symptoms:

POSSIBLES

1. had a few specks of dark brown blood in my pants yesterday and today - never normally have spotting (period due next weekend)

2. feel nauseous on and off the last few days

3. have had lots of strange crampy feelings in lower belly

4. am completely exhausted

5. ditto completely absentminded

OTHER EXPLANATIONS

1. could be anything really

2. have had weird episode of puking and been generally unwell the last week, also wacked out on painkillers due to bad back

3. have eaten a lot of junk food in effort to distract self from the 2ww

4. I always feel like that

5. I always feel like that

Someone kipper me please.

Hello Darkstar.

Hahaha, early morning choruses are a regular occurence here too.

Just finished work and am home.

Work nights, finish at 8am.

Bed soon though, hurray! :)

I'm up. 5am this morning was met with a chorus of 'downstaiiiiiirrrssssss.......Daddyyyyy.....downstaiiiirsss'

So yes, we're up

Be kind to yourself Caz. What are you doing at work at that time of night?

Anybody up?

I'm at boody work, ugh. Nicked a test and did it, line darker, but took aaaaaaaaaages to come up. Getting odd twinges every now and again.

Just wish I knew what was going on. :(

Wow Nelly I am in awe of your escapades this weekend. I have no such excitement to report. My OPK's have been stubbornly negative so DH has not been put in the awkward position of having to perform with his IL's in the next room. I have been spotting though, which could be a sign that ovulation might take place in the next day or week and
But of course we don't care about that because we are, of course, just shagging and seeing if anything happens, honestly....

Oh, and I have sore boobs. What's that about? No ovulation yet, so can't even pretend it's a pg symptom.

p.s. Milanomum the thread kipper will get you for ruling yourself out at cd22!

Hello ladies, had a very relaxing weekend with lots of wine. Shelled out a fortune for some new shag capes and the jsing for this cycle is off to a flying start!

It seems all very calm at the moment. Only another 5 days and I will be joining the 2ww madness.

Hope everyone is having a good one. :)

Hello luvvies! sorry but I've been sucked into RL this week and haven't had the time or energy to get on t'internet much.

Nelly I'm very impressed with the drunken shag-fest, have a gold star!

For those suffering from constipation you need to STOP eating raw carrots, rice, apples, potatoes and bread for a bit and eat pears, prunes, courgettes, dried apricots, spinach and broccoli or stuff like that. Trust me. It works .

sleepycaz fingers crossed. I went through the same thing just last month but my hormone levels, the day before the bleeding started were right for the amount of weeks I 'should' have been - all very confusing, but I hope it works out for you!

I have nothing to report. But that's the problem - NOTHING, nada. No signs of ovulation, no sore boobs (post-ovulation...bah. I'm on CD22 FFS!

That's the spirit Nelly! Sounds great, mucho shagging and all that lovely food. It's a far cry from my weekend so far: DH away, wracked with back pain, waiting on a Chinese takeaway for one

Evening viroids. Thought I'd drop in to brag about share my true JS weekend. Got drink last night. A gin, followed by half a bottle of champers, then half a bottle of Chablis. And a couple of ports to was it all down with. Went to bed at 2am, had a great shag then promptly rolled over and fell out of bed . woke up hungover at about 8, had another shag then back to sleep till 10. Hurrah . I hope you are all proud of me :)

I have also eaten pate, unpasteurised cheese, lobster, rare steak and lots of other things I couldn't eat if I was preggo (depending on which rules you use ).

Back home tomorrow. Kisses and hugs to all you lovely ladies

Ah, constipation...it's such hell isn't it? I'd never really experienced it before my second trimester with DS, but oh my god, how uncomfortable. My sympathies to all those bunged up.

I will probably be joining you soon as I am mainlining cocodamol. Woke up with my back well and truly borked, so am hobbling around after DS in a kind of S-bend shape, bent to one side and with my arse sticking out I'm afraid my parenting this afternoon will consist of The Jungle Book and sandwiches.

Tis a very grey day here, making me miss DH even more.

Dynababy that is great news :) With DS, I was down the docs the day after getting a BFP and it was NYE day - how's that for overexcited?

Morning all lovely viroids! I've been a bit busy so lots to catch up on!

Congrats on starting the thread miffles lets hope it brings you lots of luck!

Sleepycaz sounds like you've got some better news keeping my fingers and toes crossed for you.

Truffkin you know what the thread rules state!!

BB and Vallinna wishing you both big poos haaa haa ha!!

TTL puking in a bush top class! PMSL.

My news, got 3+ on the 2nd french digi i bought when over in Paris was well chuffed. Went to docs Thurs and officially signed up as prego lady (he did say at 5 weeks I was quick off the mark!) but hey I'm excited!! When did other pg viroids do this? Do you usually wait to 6-7 weeks?? I'm not up on this type of thing!!

On call this weekend and can't wait to be ooff it on Monday, usually would be heading stright for pub but will settle for a nice dinner instead.

Hope you al have a lovely and shagtastic weekend. Happy humping JS'rs!!

nmcb i don't know about CiN for the . we all think it's for pombears.
will find out, i suppose....
I haven't donated anything - i get a lot of requests for donations for raffle prizes for local events and that's the best i can do.
if CiN will take books, then I'll give them one!

Morning all - OK TMI but, well.... sooooooo constipated. Taken 5 max strength laxatives (over two days) and still only managed a teeny one this morning....

Morning viroids!

Lovely new thread.

PMSL for takethat puking in bushes. Sorry, not very supportive eh

Still in my dressing gown here very unusual for me. I'm really milking this cold.

Prunes slowly seem to be working. (Hot water theory a load of tosh!) A good handful twice a day at the moment is umm easing the situation

I am an evil woman. I had a major sulk last night because I wanted a glass of wine! I don't have many hobbies, but drinking was def one of them. I've had to cancel a much looked forward to wine tasting planned for this evening. Grr.

I POA-posh-S this morning. Digi test said 3+ weeks!

Looking forward to the 2ww madness setting in here good and proper!