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By hook or by crook we will shag our way to victory - thread for the JSing viroids

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Miffles · 19/11/2010 17:18

The (updated) (again) 'rules' from our Just Shagging Originator for the Viroids:

Maintain a relaxed attitude at all times - drink if you want too, especially on your birthday (or when you?ve had bad news). Thread precedent dictates if you drink to excess you will get a BFP (but not recommended).

Covet thy husband and enjoy every minute. Shag at every opportunity - shag-capes and awesome superpowers optional.

Keep acronym-age to a minimum! EWCM is now to be referred to as 'pant snot'. Try not to get sucked in by Fertility Friend (at least for a while), but knowing where you are in your cycle and furkling for pant snot is most definitely allowed.

Bunting is to be put out for any small victory, thread-parties are held regularly and hugs are always welcome! Grin

Once you have your BFP, feel free to hang around and share your wisdom and virtual cocktails with the JSers.

Keep us up to date with gossip!

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Most of these rules are well and truly broken!! But we try to chill - honest

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Part 1 Graduates:
Tanmu82 - BFP
PrivetDancer - BFP
OnlyWantsOne - BFP
Frankenfanny ? BFP
Notso - BFP
knittakid - BFP
loopeylu - BFP
PinkFondantFancy - BFP
Grannyapple ? BFP
Fuzzywood - BFP
canoe - BFP
janedoe - BFP
StarflowerGirl - BFP

Part 2 Graduates:
ihaveaplan - BFP
lovemylulu - BFP
shitforbrains - BFP
gormers - BFP

Part 3 Graduates
Bonkerz - BFP
Kitten - BFP
Cowboylover - BFP
takingtheplunge ? BFP

Part 4 Graduates:
NoMoreChocBiscuits - BFP
Milanomum - BFP
TakeThatLady - BFP
Cremegg - BFP
BrassicaBabe - BFP
Dynababy - BFP

Shout if I've missed anyone

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takethatlady · 02/12/2010 16:32

Xmas Grin nickel

nickeldonkeyonadustyroad · 02/12/2010 14:30

ps BB glad you've stopped spotting. (was probably just dirt Xmas Wink )

nickeldonkeyonadustyroad · 02/12/2010 14:29

Bloody snow.
didn't mind it but now I've had to cancel the Christmas market.
Xmas SadXmas Angry

Still having Santa's Grotto, though - if he can't make it through a tiny bit of snow, heaven help us all!

SnowMiffles · 02/12/2010 13:55

What good news BB. Really pleased. Enjoying this bit of the month where I don't need to check and there's no pressure. Don't envy the regular checks and worries you graduates have.

JosieSmith1 · 02/12/2010 13:49

That's great BB, hope you're feeling better now. Get yourself in the bath with a good book and galaxy choccy Xmas Grin

I wrote a post before and thought I'd posted it but seem to have lost it somewhere Xmas Hmm It didn't say much I don't think Xmas Grin

takethatlady · 02/12/2010 13:48

Oh good news bb. I had a pink wipe myself a few weeks ago, and then nothing, but spent the whole day checking and worrying.

In fact, I check the tissue and worry about it all day EVERY day Grin

BrassicaBabe · 02/12/2010 13:37

Bloody laptop. Wrote a whole post then it crashed!

I hope things have settled down for you tomorrow vallinna. The little bit about IVF that I know is that it is rather trial and error with different things working for different people. It must be enough to drive you mad though!

Miffles don't worry about taking the clomid at different times of the day. We both took it on days 2-6. There are plenty of people who takes on 3-7 through to 5-9. So it's clearly not too important when it's taken Grin In terms of the JSing, I'm afraid I don't know....before and after?! Grin

PMSL for the pole talk Grin

Ok, sorry, it seems I was fussing over nothing with the spotting Blush It was just the one...eerrmmm...wipe

Not too much snow at home, maybe a couple of inches, but the work office is closed as they've had over a foot. Rather bored of my own company now...

takethatlady · 02/12/2010 13:31

Nope, just three. I thought that was normal??? Xmas Blush

SnowMiffles · 02/12/2010 13:07

Oh, hasn't your DH got 5 poles?! Xmas Hmm

takethatlady · 02/12/2010 13:03

Especially as it's a five-sided pole. Not many men have one of those Xmas Wink Xmas Grin

nickeldonkeyonadustyroad · 02/12/2010 12:26

and Xmas Grin at DH's pole! Xmas Shock

nickeldonkeyonadustyroad · 02/12/2010 12:26

you could email if you're scared! Xmas Wink

Miffles · 02/12/2010 12:25
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Miffles · 02/12/2010 12:23

Yes, I've looked and seen. Good website too. But I'm kind of scared ringing you now, as we almost know each other, but not really!! Would feel most odd speaking to you. Xmas Grin

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nickeldonkeyonadustyroad · 02/12/2010 12:21

hi, my name's nickel, I sell books Xmas Wink

nickeldonkeyonadustyroad · 02/12/2010 12:20

Miffles - I have a website, you know!

or you can ring me! (phone number on website)

Xmas Grin
Miffles · 02/12/2010 12:08

Xmas Smile forgot to put a Father Christmas in there.

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Miffles · 02/12/2010 12:08

Watching DH put up a curtain pole - bay window with 5 sides, so quite a feat! And I'm doing Christmas shopping online (really sorry Nickel i know it's not good....am buying from little proper shops where I can)

Anyway, all in all having a fun snow day and feeling quite productive. Not planning on venturing out AT ALL!!

Really hope your scan still goes ahead tomorrow NMCB - how exciting to see your bean. You're not 12 weeks already, are you?!

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escapeartist · 02/12/2010 11:57

NMCB I am in Greece... It is 25, but it is def not right for this time of year. Some snow would be lovely. Last couple of years we had snow in Jan, so waiting...

Think AF should be here soon (Sat or Sun) as having usual PMT. No surprise as only managed to JS twice this month (as DH was in SA until last Friday) and they were both days after pant snot and EWCM. Want AF to get here so we can start trying for a Xmas conception, though not immaculate Wink

Brassica I know you are scared, esp given past experiences, but my mum bled so regularly while pg with me that she thought she had a period and didn't realise until almost 5 months!!

NoMoreChocBiscuits · 02/12/2010 11:31

deent = decent, obviously!

NoMoreChocBiscuits · 02/12/2010 11:30

No deent snow here since about Sunday, but to cold to melt what we do have (several inches worth), so schools still shut (therefore no toddlers!), physio cancelled this afternoon (not sad about that tbh) but so far scan is still on for tomorrow. Xmas Grin
Nelly (Josie too) you're a brave girl horsing around at the mo! Everytime I look at fb one or another of my Edinburgh friends is commenting about how much more snow is falling.

BB has the spotting stopped, you be to see anyone, are you okay?

Milano any news from you? AF still MIA? Has she gone on holiday somewhere warm perhaps? Maybe to visit Escape. Speaking of which, Escape where in the world are you to be getting positively tropical weather like 23c?

Right time to use up my meagre energy supplies to walk into town to buy Christmas cards, to try and meet the deadline in 4 days time (posting to NZ and OZ). Wish me luck. (oh yeah i missed a parcel delivery at 8.25 this morning. WTF? I was still in bed!)

Xmas GrinXmas GrinXmas Grin (cause I can!)

vallinnapod · 02/12/2010 11:08

Morning all, iPhone update so keeping it brief. Tres snowy in London Tawn so of course the transport systems are falling apart. Normally would ge the bus to work but of to DH's aunt's funeral the otherside of London. No trains so in cab...

Love to all and a better catch up ce soir x

NoMoreChocBiscuits · 02/12/2010 11:08

Xmas Sad there's no [fbear]!

JosieSmith1 · 02/12/2010 11:06

Very strange Milano Xmas Confused

Xmas Grin Nelly, I put mine out with the trouble makers and she stood as far away as possible watching them with a look of pure disgust on her face! She does like a roll in it, but panicks if she slips the teeniest bit and she?s hilarious teetering along the path Xmas Grin. I wanted her shoes taken off but farrier hasn?t been out! Not being cheeky, but if I can get my little Ford Ka along the lane I?m pretty sure he can get his little van along there! I had 6 to do this morning as a friend is doing the evenings for me but she does loads of them in the mornings so to pay her back I had to do them all for her, not just her 2, knackered after then walking to work!

BB hope you?ve got some answers and are feeling reassured

Not much to report here except big boss woman says that we have to keep the office open all day despite everyone else leaving at about 2pm Xmas Shock, fair? Me thinks not! And I just realised doggy is due a hair cut today so I have to venture out at lunchtime, really can?t be bothered, plus the car is at home so I?ll have to walk home (20 mins on a good day), try and unstick the car from the curb, then slide to groomers and back, then walk back to work Xmas Hmm, maybe I?ll try and re-arrange it!

nickeldonkeyonadustyroad · 02/12/2010 10:56

that was Nuclear SHOPS not hops! Xmas Blush