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Thread for the fanjo-furkling, red-fecker-hating, ramekin-peeing JSers

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takethatlady · 14/10/2010 14:07

The (updated) 'rules' from our Just Shagging Originator

Maintain a relaxed attitude at all times - drink if you want too, especially on your birthday. Thread precedent dictates if you drink to excess you will get a BFP (but not recommended). Horse-riding and other dangerous activities are also actively encouraged.

Covet thy husband and enjoy every minute. Shag at ever opportunity - shag-capes and awesome superpowers optional.

Keep acronmyage to a minimum! EWCM is now to be referred to as 'pant snot'. Try not to get sucked in by Fertility Friend (at least for a while), but knowing where you are in your cycle and furkling for pant snot is most definitely allowed. If you're a midwife, you can even get other midwives to furkle for you Grin

Keep us up to date with gossip!

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Most of these rules are well and truly broken!! But we try to chill - honest

Part 1 Graduates:
Tanmu82 - BFP
PrivetDancer - BFP
OnlyWantsOne - BFP
Frankenfanny ? BFP
Notso - BFP
knittakid - BFP
loopeylu - BFP
PinkFondantFancy - BFP
Grannyapple ? BFP
Fuzzywood - BFP
canoe - BFP
janedoe - BFP
StarflowerGirl - BFP

Part 2 Graduates:
ihaveaplan - BFP
lovemylulu - BFP
shitforbrains - BFP
gormers - BFP

Part 3 Graduates
Bonkerz - BFP
Kitten - BFP
Cowboylover - BFP
takingtheplunge - BFP

Shout if I've missed anyone.

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BrassicaBabe · 14/10/2010 15:57

Come someone tell me how I feel? I can't say I know.

Faint positive at the GP at lunchtime. After seeing DH I bought more pee sticks. The digital one is still BFP. The traditional one is BFP but much fainter.

So overall I believe it's BFN for me.

The GP says that not everyone gets heavy bleeding and that sometimes the body just "deals with it".

So, any idea where I might be in my cycle?! The BFP cycled was 29th August. But I had bleeding 28 days later at 25th September. Then I've had MC bleeding 2nd Oct to Sunday 10th.

Sorry to drag the new thread down Sad

Hedgeblunder · 14/10/2010 15:55

Yay! Well I'm waiting on the red fecker- due tomorrow, maybe I should do a Noel Edmonds and ask the universe to be pregnant? I'm 99.99 % sure it will definitly work..

BrassicaBabe · 14/10/2010 15:32

Catching up on the remenants of the last thread.

Wow! Congrats milano!! Grin for DH's "crikey"!

Fingers crossed takethat!

Welcome hedge

JosieSmith1 · 14/10/2010 15:19

Welcome Hedgeblunder, come join the madness fun Grin

Hedgeblunder · 14/10/2010 15:04

I should say that I can't use FF because I have bad dyslexia when numbers and letters are involved so I'm pretty sure you'll qualify for some sort of grant if you take me on.

Hedgeblunder · 14/10/2010 15:01

Oooh ooh can I join please?

takethatlady · 14/10/2010 14:25

Hello ladies,

I didn't put some of our more recent BFPs on the list since we're still being cautious about them. Hope that's okay Smile

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vallinnapod · 14/10/2010 14:15

Ohhh it's shiny in here Grin

Brassica everything crossed x

NoMoreChocBiscuits · 14/10/2010 14:14

Oh! I get to pop the thread cherry Grin

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