Thread for the fanjo-furkling, red-fecker-hating, ramekin-peeing JSers

ooo...a dirty w/e with Daniel Craig DH. That sounds great. My DH will be dirty after his rugby, but not in a good way!!

Glad the chat with the nurse was ok, Vallinna although I don't like the sound of injecting things. Although sniffy didn't sound very effective, tbh!

Fanjo-furkling...that is brave! I'm not sure I'd have had the guts to do that! But in the absence of sticks, what's a viroid to do?

DRUNG??!! Gotta go!

I haven't much to say either but I am mentally incapable of doing a certain amount of work without a non work-related intervention

What sort of dangerous activites are you doing Nervous?

In the spirit of TMI I have been fanjo-furkling but still no sign.....

God lord viroids, today's been busy! I haven't had chance to read all as had my first acupuncture today (Ouchy and relaxing so we'll see) and the nurses/pre-op appointment. All fine, just annoying at only being 3 days into my pill so about 21 days until we can start!

Oh and there is a nationwide shortage of the sniffy drung so I get to inject that too...wooohooo!

Off for a dirty w/e with DH hence the flying visits (sorry, I like I how I decided to clarify DH!! It's like I tried Daniel Craig but he was busy

Hmm well OH away tonight so will be stealing josies bath/candles/book suggestion. Then partaking in dangerous activities for much of the weekend . oh and cutting grass and weeding. Lots. Oh the joys of a big garden .

Might squeeze in some JS if I'm lucky

(and there is never TMI on this thread!)

Nelly - I think my singing the Womble Song showed I haven't much to say either, but am bored at work!! Will escape soon. I don't even have the excitement of date when POAS would be acceptable!!

Weekend plans??

Miffles, I'm reading. I've just run out of things to say!! Well unless you count that my recent loo break = no sign of ERTD. Which is good. But it's not due till about Tuesday anyway .

TMI???

Sorry to hear that SpareRoom, hope you get things sorted (and get JSing) soon.

Miffles when this cycle's madness is over I will thank you profusely for keeping me sane company! The longest I have been on due day is up to about 6pm I think, but not toally sure, so getting close to the mark, and that day I had cramps all day, not much sign today, if any!

My heart is racing, it's ridiculous! God if only I had a stick I swear I would have peed on it about 3 hours ago!

Wow, Ive missed loads. Got to run as loads of stuff to be getting on with, but HUGGGE congrats to milano...and gentle arm squeeze for takethat...... (Im praying for you..give us a BFFP sooon!)

brasicca....hope you are ok. Post and talk soon...

And as for me, still no JSing. Too annoyed at DH over something, not mentioning family cris, and we both fall into bed shattered at the end of the day.

ooo..that sounds v tempting. May do just that!

Where has everyone else gone? Are Josie and I the only ones skivving?

Hoping BB is ok...

It's hush hush for us except a few select people (i.e. my best mate). Definitely not telling the parents, too many questions when it doesn't happen straight away (ILs very family orientated people so will want to know what's holding us up, mine have no grandkids so desperate for some and not tactful shall we say!)

If I were you Miffles I'd have a long soak in the bath with a book, wine and choccies, then pamper yourself with body creams etc, then watch a film with duvet and hot choccy on settee

Miffles that sounds like a great game plan go for it

What are people planning on doing at the weekend, btw?

My DH is playing rugby in the afternoon (away, so I don't have to go!) but not sure what I want to do without him...suggestions?

Watching a film tonight with my little sis and mum. Plan to tell my mum (only) that the consultant wants to do a few more tests and that we'll be deciding on clomid or IVF type things. I'm hoping she won't ask why, as DH doesn't want ppl to know about his sperm (or lack of it ).

Has anyone told people they are TTC? Or is it completely hush hush? I tried that, but am rubbish at keeping secrets! I wear my heart on my sleeve at all times and cannot lie!!

Bother if they are ERTD (I always those letters wrong...there was a study done called ETDRS and my fingers type that instead!)

How about I POAS for you? Save the pen! They're gathering dust in my cupboard. The only downside of this plan, is you WILL get a BFN. But it may help you hold off til tomorrow!!

Ha ha TakeThat, I didn't even realise!

Yes Miffles I would love one of yours! I may have to make do with a pen for now Just joking

Feck, pretty sure they're ERTD pains

I have sticks...want one of mine?

I have no sticks, and can't get away from work so I'm going to have to just stick it out!!

Must keep busy this afternoon, must keep busy this afternoon, must keep busy this afternoon......................

Thanks Josie - makes a bit more sense now!

Not sure you actually qualify for the thread-kipper. You are what, 13PDO? You are allowed to POAS!! Although you would probably do better to wait til FMU tomorrow.

P.S. Miffles, dagnamit is a roundabout way of saying god damn it, I think anyway. No idea how it became dagnamit!

Under-ground, over-ground, wombling free.
The Wombles of Wimbledon, common are we.
Making good use of the things that we find
Things that the everyday folks leave behind.

Hit me with a kipper somebody quick! I need something to pee on, anything remotely stick like!

No sign of ERTD yet, think I might be able to feel some slight cramps but not sure

Wish it would either hurry up and arrive or 6pm would arrive and I will POAS tonight! I honestly thought I would be able to hold out until tomorrow! Should have known better

Noooo TTL I didn?t crack, I was just practising remember . So that doesn?t bode well, although it was evening I suppose . Hungry boobs though . That?s hilarious!!

Josie you don?t need slapped, as you are very close! Fingers crossed for escaping the fecker. I too will be ?POAS tomorrow-- awaiting your news.

KC sorry to hear that :(. Not long to your appointment now though, except I?m sure it feels like forever for you. And to your brother and his impending fatherhood. I?ve read lots of similar stories to yours on here, I wonder how Darwin would explain this? Is WANTING to have a child, in evolutionary terms, a bad thing??? At the risk of sounding like Kevin the Teenager, it?s so unfair :(

Brokeoven welcome along. But you?ll be bloody lucky to find a cuppa here! This is the home of the alcholics Just Shaggers, remember? We mostly drink wine . In a rule breaking suggestion, would temping be of any help in making sure you?re ovulating? Also (and I am in no way an expert so please feel free to ignore me) but could there be a problem with the thickness of your lining, if you?ve had a few MCs? I believe that there are drugs they can give you for that. But I?m only on about my 2nd month trying, so there will be rather more wise people than me to advise you!

Milano - really great news!! Fingers crossed for stickiness now, way hey! You have just reminded me though that the ramekin is still in the bathroom, but at least we also use one for the cat?s water bowl in there. So I can explain the presence of an extra ramekin easily enough; just not explain to my cats why their water tastes of wee

miffles yes I saw Ugly Betty, was v funny :)

hedgeblunder Womble????? Me like!

Christ, just in the time I've been typing that I've fallen behind again....