Thread for the fanjo-furkling, red-fecker-hating, ramekin-peeing JSers

Saved the pizza, put smoked salmon on it. Yum. Managed to just keep it down while taking photos of my dodgey chook (which I'll use to try and get a refund, not dragging dodgey chook around town tomorrow). Am I the only one who hasn't pee'd on a digi?

A tentative congrats to you TTL If this one doesn't stick I'll send you my licorice tea. Don't know that it really helped, but it made me feel better to be doing something. Still trying to work out how you get hungry boobs though

Everyone else must be at the pub. Looking forward to reading some drunken posts in the morning.

Yeah Ttl. A BFP is a BFP. Have some sticky thoughts :)

Am excited to see a grad , although I hope there IS a grads thread on the go . I'd miss this level of inane chat highbrow educational enlightenment.

Am in the bath as promised! Hope I don't drop iPhone in.... Cat just singed his tailbon a candle . decided to read Bad Mothers Handbook as it sorts of links to JS. Only got to page 4 and remembered I'd already read it. Doh. So came back to chat to you :)

Crossed posted with ttl, hope it is a sticky bean

Hey ladies, been out for dinner, but didn't drink as much as I intended. Went for Indian and there was a beautiful family with three kids. Two of them running around laughing, nearly burst into to tears. My hormones are a mess this month! :( There is a woman at work who is at the same stage I would have been and I'm finding it really hard. Can someone slap me with the kipper?

Brassica your docs make me really angry, I have to say I am a big fan of the NHS and the hospital that dealt with me were amazing, but my gp is crap. I now go to a private gp at 50 pound a meeting, Very expensive, but I have his mobile number and can get direct advice for free! Btw, I'm sure I don't need to say this, but if there is pant snot there should be just shagging! Wouldn't use OPKs though as they get messed up by the pg hormome.

KC I have only been trying for 8 months and had a resolved ectopic a couple of months ago. This month just really got on top of me.

Anyway, cd1 and it looks like I have a couple of new cycle buddies :) Which if Josie is lucky in the morning I might need. Fingers crossed!

Love the halloween name!

Eskarina-I stay well away from FF! it's not a friend at all, more of a smugtastic office bitch who only eats ryvita!

The most I'm doing apart from JS-ing if course is drinking grapefruit juice, but only in cocktails and whilst riding bareback so stay within accordance of JS guidelines of course!

Frakk-hullo! Nice to meet a graduate! How are you getting on?

Nomorechocbiscuits- euuuuuch! Hope the rest of your dinner was ok. I'm eating a healthy diet of chocchip brioche dunked in tea

Congratulations on 'coming out' Frak, good to see you back. No one's been breaking any rules since you left us honest. BTW you'r preggers, you're not supposed to want to shag until the 2nd trimester

I was busy cutting up my chicken to freeze some and put the rest on pizza and the damn thing had black stuff in the membrane inside. Cue mad dash to the bathroom to be near loo should the worst happen. Yuck Yuck Yuck.

Helloooo you lot!

I'm 'out' to MN at large so have come back to see how the lovely JSers are progressing. Can't be arsed to read the thread (ought to resurrect the graduates one really...) as you ladies can chat for bloody Britain!

Love the title btw - I secretly miss peeing in ramekins - and the updates to the rules. Pleeeease tell me which one of you is the midwife...

Wow, what a lot to catch up on, and a new shiny thread too.

Brassica so sorry to hear about your news, and that even now your GP is being so crap. I really hope you get some better treatment soon. (sends Brassica a sneaky un-MN-y hug and a large glass of a drink of her choice)

I've re-read the thread rules. I can testify that FF is a bad thing. That crappy traffic light at the bottom of your page showing a red light, and gloating "ovulation not detected" followed by your fertility forecast sneering "probably not fertile" at you is enough to send anyone insane. What happened to my JS ethic? It's taken just 4 cycles of TTC to turn me into an obsessive nutcase. Help!

Oh brassica, bloody nobheads, it's sososo insensitive I can't get my head around why anyone would think it's ok to treat you this way.. Grr.
Tell us where your gp lives an we'll go round and slap him with the biggest stinkiest most rotten kippers we can find.

Ooo-er womble furkling! I think its ok as long as it is your own womble!

Nomorechocolate - sorry that's me with the sore womble, my dp wasn't getting the hint a while back when I was moaning that I had stomach cramps and back pain

good luck for the morning josie! Let us know how your hair appt goes too!

Wow viroids! Busy day! Not at work though obviously!

Welcome broken but please put away the kettle! I'm afraid wine is the order of the day around here. We've even done wine in mugs So sorry you've had a difficult time. It sounds like you need a trip to your doc to kick up merry hell! We've learned around here that you don't get anything if you are nice. Forgive me if you've already tried that I don't want to sound like someone on the main board. But you really ought to be seeing a specialist. Until then, hang out, make yourself comfortable

What about womble-furlking?! That sounds like something you could get arrested for!

What's accupuncture like vallinna? I was considering it?

Sorry red-fecker arrived b2 I'm with you on the "bucket of wine" idea!

Well what another fecking day! Phoned GP at 10am to book a telephone appointment to have MC/BFN results read to me. They were supposed to call me back after morning surgery. I phone them at 1245. I'm told that morning surgery is just finishing. I ring back at 1345 and get a bit arsey. "I'm sat here waiting to find out if I'm pg or have mc'ed. Please call me back". They eventually call me back at 1415 to say that the results aren't in yet and that the receptionist had a note to call me and let me know but they must have been too busy! In the mean time I've taken another test. Pretty much a BFN. It's def sooo much fainter than the previous ones.

The mc bleed (as I know it now) started Sat 2nd October and continued until about Sunday 10th. I'd give anything to understand where I am in my cycle. I've had a postive OPK and pantsnot today. But surely I can't be oving now?! I've not had a heavy mc bleed.

I've been googling private GPs. I'm just sick and tired of the soddy treatment. Sadly it doesn't seem like my area is flush with them.

NoMore hairdresser is booked for 9.30am! If I get a BFP in the morning I may have to tell her as she's pg too and she said my thick hair would go even thicker if I was pg so she might just pass out at the though of it!

Still absolutely no sign. I am heading off to yard, so will come back on here tonight (I don't normally get on after work but will make a special effort so I can update you whether good or bad). DH is meeting me here so hope he has popped to shop on his way over and bought some tests, though I don't think any of the shops near here sell them

Fingers crossed furklers (wonders what work colleagues would think if they knew I was extreme fanjo-furkling in the toilets!)

So Josie| it's nearly 6pm. Anything? and have you rung the hairdressers yet?

Wonder how Brassica is doing?!

Hee hee NoMore, glad I can make you giggle still! I was way too calm last cycle and then recently with this one, hope I have done you proud this time

I popped in early afternoon and thought you lot had gone mental then (and so did my puter hence radio silence), but blimey viroids! What a day!

's at Josie's uber mentalness and also the womble song. Not sure where the sore womble comes in though. Think I missed somethings along the way.

More newbies?!Fanjo-furkling must be a great advertisement , Hello at make yourself comfortable. Hope you've all got you're shag-capes on

well I'm busy cooking up a storm for a picnic tomorrow (as well as Josie's mushroom and chicken pizza). Not an X-Factor fan, so will prolly cuddle up with DH and watch Knocked Up instead

Oh KC11 so sorry Frustration totally sums it up. It must be difficult with SiL having a new baby too, although I bet baby hugs help a little

baby2B So sorry for you. forgive me for crap memory as you trying naturally or assisted?

My AF arrived early hours today. Had a cry to myself whilst waiting for bath to run. Then had to pull myself together and get ready for work and carry on as normal. A couple of work colleagues know i'm having trouble conceiving but I don't go into much detail as i'd spend the whole day blubbing. It's frustration more than upset. Does that ring bells with anyone? i just want what should happen naturally. The women who conceive and carry to term and have heathy babies don't have a clue about the world we live in. My SIL has recently had baby. I am being happy auntie and adore her baby. Every baby cuddle i get i keep reminding myself this is practice that will come in useful one day.

My crush is on Jake Humphrey from Formula 1 motor racing. He can do no wrong in my eyes. Even hearing his voice on the radio or on the lounge TV (cos i listen from the kitchen) is cool. other ideal men include James Martin. He's so capable in the kitchen and my DH can't won't cook. I've love to be cooked for regularly and spoilt and made to feel special.

PMSL Nervous, sorry! Sounds good though, I will be doing it too but no falling off this time! Will be terrified though if I get a BFP in the morning, think I may cancel hack out with friend in case the jiggling could cause any damage early on

Listen to me! You'd think I'd had a BFP already. You're all going to be so disappointed when red-fecker arrives!

Hedge I don't have an i-phone, luckily or I may have believed you and peed on it I'm so neurotic at the moment!

Oh josie I feel the need to clarify . Same as you meant my dangerous activity was the same sport as you

Shit baby2b that's rubbish and pants and arse biscuits .

Wine is a small but critical part of the process. Drink lots .

Miffles- oooh I like the song! My dp's a rugby boy too -I think I just needed someone who's thighs will always be bigger than mine
I'm having my induction for my new job tomorrow,eek! Must try hard not to swear or laugh like a drain and be generally super happy clappy all day, even though I'm suffering the red fecker! If I was you I'd stay in bed all day Reading magazines and eating!

Nobody knows we're ttc, I told my mum about the PCOS and she said 'well, victoria beckham had that ' I truly felt like screaming 'yes but she's got FOUR kids and squillions of pounds to pay for all the ivf and she's a nasty mum who flaunts her epileptic kid in front of paps all day!!!!' ahem...

Josie- if there is an iPhone near by you could pee on that, there's meant to be an app got everything after all!

Welcome brokeoven!

Baby2be- we're on the same cd, high five!

Brassica-hope you're ok!

Vanillainapod- oooh I reckon your dh IS actually Daniel craig, lucky cow.where are you off to? Monaco? The Maldives?

I'm doing much the same as takethatlady and nervousnelly, I am quite dissappointed that I don't fancy anyone on the x factor this year. Bugger.

Oh no B2B, so sorry, if my ERTD arrives today I too will be crying in the toilet. Big hugs. Enjoy dinner and wine though.

Glad to see I'm no the only fanjo-furkler Nervous

Share the Daniel Craig please Vallinna, even just a look at his washboard stomach will do thanks!

AF arrived this morning whilst at work, spent my break crying in the toilet. Gutted

Just waiting on dh getting home to go out for dinner and drink a bucket load of wine.

Hope everyone else is having a better day!

same as you Josie :) (oh and not the POAS variety)

Loving the idea of vallina having a dirty w/e with Daniel Craig . Don't tire him out will you!