Thread for the fanjo-furkling, red-fecker-hating, ramekin-peeing JSers

I have just stopped being ID'd. Did until last year (then 28) but now...no more. Was a sad day. Clearly am over the hill. Thanks for another of your classic stories TTL - could just picture it - all the shouting going on and you getting redder and redder!

So Thursday - that's not that long. My tip for not testing? Since we know FMU is the best...set your alarm 10 minutes too late tomorrow, then you'll be running behind and not have time to do it! I'm not tempted once the FMU is gone. I don't have an ov day, so currently am CD25. Seems v unlikely when I actually type it. But one day. One day it will be true! Keep the faith!

Oh, there isn't a Halloween confused

Noooooo Lalalalala I can't hear you. I'm waiting till Thursday at least. That way my cycle will be over 28 days. But the tummy pains feel too period like to ignore [hconfused]. So I am not getting my hopes up.

I never get ID'd in the UK. Sooooo unfair! Clearly I look over 25. Hmmph.

TTL you really do have the best stories! Tentative full on hurrahs for you and nomore for the milestone [hgrin]

crow come here and give me a hug.... You know you want to .....

I'm doing a miffles. COME ON ALREADY [hangry]. spotting all but disappeared, no sign of red fecker bit I think know it's on it's way. CD27 and 14DPO, I'd expect more signs than this. But no pg symptoms at all so it's only a matter of time.

(just googled it and apparently I'm 6 months pregnant)

Word up TTL - online intimacy is the only type i'm gonna be gettting...off sick with a cold! Feeling a bit sorry for myself, but glad you lot can keep me company!

Welceom back Crow - I understand about not being in the right frame of mind. People have said we're a bit full on.... Not sure the massive group hugs and sloppy kisses help this or not?!

Ok...so I'm still spotting with no proper AF. Wish the red-fecker would just come properly, this is doing my head in. Have now got nausea (but think this is due to cold and swallowing too much mucus...yuck!). And todays new crazy symptom is tingling in my hands and feet. Like pins and needles. But think this is cos I slept on DH pillows after he went to work. THey looked comfier than mine, but were way too high! Might have buggered my neck.

Congrats to your milestones NMCB and TTL!! Yay for sticky beans!! Please don't leave us though....

Haha!! Erm, is the right place and time to announce I have intimacy issues? (apart from OH and my DDs)

runs away from the sloppy kisses and hugs

Oh look it's time to go to work! ;)

Loads of sticky stuff for everyone! (lmao, that sounds so wrong now!!)

Ach Crow have you not heard?! This thread has become the sloppy kiss, group hug friendly thread, so come here and have a hug and a sloppy wet kiss [hgrin]

Well today I'm 5+2 weeks. I've been 5weeks then 5+1 weeks, so if I get to the end of today bleed free, I will finally admit that I am upduff with a sticky bean. It'll be nice running for the loo just to wee and not to gusset check!

Hope everyone else is having a good day

hallo ladies :)

Not been around for a while, just, well - not been in the right frame of mind!

Congrats to Milanomum, NMCB and TTL!! Thinking sticky thoughts for you!

Hugs to BB.

Welcome to the newbies!

Well, I'm now on CD32 after my MC - couple of strong AF type cramps last night, but still no sign of the cow no sign of anything else either ... so my body having a blip I suppose. There's no chance I could be PG anyway, we only managed to JS once this cycle (due to no real privacy in the house) and even then we decided to stop before we could finish but hopefully we'll be getting our own place very very sooon!

I've also had my depression return, although today is a good day (maybe that's why I've come out of hiding :))

I hope everyone else is well!

I suspect I won't need to :( I'm sure by tomorrow the spotting will have resumed (I normally get at least 3 days worth) or full on red fecker. Tomorrow I'll be 14DPO but I'd like to wait a couple of days, as I'm sure by then I'll be officially back to CD1.

Plus I'm always in a rush in the morning, can't see me having time to PIAR as well [hhmm]

not restraint. Barking bonkers! I would have gone for the wine....not sure why not disprin! Ah! Stoopid stoopid. At least you're actually due - when are you going to test?

Oh miffles you have more restraint than me. Once I'd decided I was having wine, there was no going back [hblush]. It was a fairly small glass though, honest. I'm actually a bit too scared to pee now in case of what I find. That's bad, isn't it??? Kipper please. [hgrin]

Evening evening evening!

Had a pleasant one went to see my mum and popped in to say hi to my pg sister (we all live v close!). They're a bit worried about me, as know we've had appt and are having trouble getting pg, but I've not wanted to give details. But they are being v understanding and giving me space.

Vallinna - oooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!! [hshock] That is truely ooooooooowwwwwww!!! We'll hold your hand through it all. Just please don't squeeze too hard. In fact, whilst it's happening, you could imagine us all standing around your bed offering inane comments words of encouragement.

I googled to the cost of IVF down here (South East). I would get 2 goes through my PCT, but (ever the optimist) if i needed more reckon we should start saving now! But it is nowhere near £6500....

Nelly - sounds maybe possibly could be hopeful?! . Mine seems to be doing the same as you - no particular smearing at the mo. And I first had a smear of blood on Friday. Bit Sat. Bit Sun. More today, but still only on wiping. Turned down disprin for my sore throat as thought I could be. How daft is that - googling prices for private IVF and STILL thinking I could be upduffed!! Kipper please! [hblush]

Loved the mother nature is a [henvy] comment.

Pleased to hear you're back on the clomid BB - let the good times roll!!

Needles anywhere make me faint! Really feel for you vallinna. One of my friends had two gorgeous twins through IVF on third attempt.

My ankle went a bit numbish so have spent a few hours at A&E. They couldn't find what was wrong with me and after lots of questionning decided to get me to wee in a pot and preg test me!! DH looked v nervous, he doesn't want to get me up duffed (love this term!) till Feb really. Anyway, was BFN - not surprising really since only just stopped pill and have no idea of "real" cycle yet. Still, never thought I'd do my first ever preg test in that situation! Didn't know what I should think when doc was doing it.

Just wanted to say hi and use a halloween emoticon [hgrin] [hblush] [hshock] [hangry] [henvy] [hhmm] or two, lol.

Hope everyone is doing well and that the beans are still very sticky! Oh, he looks sad without his hat!

Evening all!

Milano pre-seed veerrry intresting.. will see how we go this month and if not copious in pant snot dept may have to get some!

Brassica 100 tests!!! OMG! Your a good girl guide! On the veg pots that's a great idea as very healthy low in cals and tasty - mmmm!

Good luck Nervous Nelly and Miffles you never know - fingers crossed.

Sticky thoughts with TTL and NMCB!!

Helloooo P-stick pusher here! Come on girls you know you want some...!

Yeah for you pg ladies and your symptoms! [hgrin]

PMSL for miffles peeing on doughnuts! [hgrin]

[hshock] for "needle through wall of vagina" [hshock] vallinna. Time to step away from google me thinks! [hgrin]

Fingers crossed for nervous and miffles 2ww'ing.

CD2 for me plus 100mg of clomid. 10 days until serious JSing....

Well just to keep you all on the edge of your seats (what do you mean, you weren't there already, hmph?)...

.... since my earlier posting, no more spotting or smearing or smudging, on tissue or in the gusset

Still think it's just a temporary reprieve, but sometimes your body really does like to play tricks on you. Mother nature is a [henvy] (that's a witch in case you were wondering)

I'm still opening the wine though.

TTL I actually thought about how I hadn't specified tea-wee earlier - i meant without milk ov! I need to drink more. Things sound really positive, but it's so hard to let yourself go and accept it. I'm waiting till 8 weeks before I tell family and 12 weeks for anyone else. I am pessimistic optimist, if that makes sense? You should count from when you had your last af because that's how they 'measure' pregnancy clinically. So if, like me, it was about a month ago, you are actually 1 month pregant! :o
Vallinna that sounds painful but I'm sure they know what they're doing .
I keep thinking about twins for some reason and am hoping it's not my body sending me subliminal messages because I don't know how I'd cope